Mike P  wrote:

> 
> > We ALL know it was Doug that was stalked - addresses, pictures 
> > allegations and complaints to the authorities.
> 
> Oh, look, here we go again. Can you provide links to any of this? No,
> thought not. Which authorities would these be?

> > His stupidity waS not GOING TO THE POLICE
> 
> And just what would he say? " A retard on the internet thinks I'm being
> stalked. Can you help??" 

"I'd like to make a complaint, some people on the Internet are stalking
me. They say that I'm Doug Bollen and I say I'm not."

"Yes Sir, we'll follow that up immediately. What's your name?"

"It's Doug B... Look, can we just forget the whole thing?"

"Of course we can Mr Bollen, but now if we could turn to the matter of
your making payments to a terrorist organisation and your support for
the overthrow of the state by violent means?"