francis  wrote:

> So if I twist the signs round at the crossroads & turn the '6' upside
> down on the gate I'll be allright.

It's probably best to have a photograph taken of yourself right outside
the house. Try to look as if you have absolutely no connection with the
property when the photo is taken. I suggest kneeling down by your own
hedge farting about with a very large trailer and bicycle getting
whoever is taking the photo to include enough peripheral detail to
unequivocally identify the property.

Then post the photo to several websites and issue strenuous denials that
the house, bicycle, trailer etc have anything at all to do with you. To
add a level of plausible deniability register several internet domains
from the same address and make lots of posts to usenet boasting about
these domains.

It's a flawless way of ensuring no one know who you are or where you
live.

Steve Firth wrote:
> francis  wrote:
> 
>> So if I twist the signs round at the crossroads & turn the '6' upside
>> down on the gate I'll be allright.
> 
> It's probably best to have a photograph taken of yourself right outside
> the house. Try to look as if you have absolutely no connection with the
> property when the photo is taken. I suggest kneeling down by your own
> hedge farting about with a very large trailer and bicycle getting
> whoever is taking the photo to include enough peripheral detail to
> unequivocally identify the property.
> 
> Then post the photo to several websites and issue strenuous denials that
> the house, bicycle, trailer etc have anything at all to do with you. To
> add a level of plausible deniability register several internet domains
> from the same address and make lots of posts to usenet boasting about
> these domains.
> 
> It's a flawless way of ensuring no one know who you are or where you
> live.

Ooh, you are awful ... but I like you

-- 
Tony the Dragon