A man is sitting in his living room, crying. His wife comes in and asks him 
what's wrong and asks him to not cry on their 20th anniversary.

The man replies, "You know, darlin', it was 20 years ago today that your 
daddy caught us in the back seat of my car, held a shotgun to my head, and 
told me that if I didn't marry you, he's see that I got 20 years in prison."

She said, "Yes, darlin'."



He sobbed a few more times and said, "Well, I'd a-been gittin' out 
tomorrow!"

On 11 Sep, 17:58, "FSC"  wrote:
> A man is sitting in his living room, crying. His wife comes in and asks him
> what's wrong and asks him to not cry on their 20th anniversary.
>
> The man replies, "You know, darlin', it was 20 years ago today that your
> daddy caught us in the back seat of my car, held a shotgun to my head, and
> told me that if I didn't marry you, he's see that I got 20 years in prison."
>
> She said, "Yes, darlin'."
>
> He sobbed a few more times and said, "Well, I'd a-been gittin' out
> tomorrow!"

lol