A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. 

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a 
huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to
death with a spade. 

Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish 
by feeding to the lions, as lions will eat anything. 

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is 
attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two 
chimps with a spade killing them both. 

What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because 
lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. 
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South 
American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. 
He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. 

By now he knows  what to do and throws them into the lions cage 

because lions eat anything. 

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another
lion and says 'What's the food like here?' 






Wait for it!!.... 

















The lion says: 'Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps 
with Mushy Bees' !!!!! 
-- 
Bob.

Ye Old One wrote:
> A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. 
> 
Couldn't sleep eh Bob?

Nev

On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:26:41 +0100, nev young
 enriched this group when s/he wrote:

>Ye Old One wrote:
>> A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. 
>> 
>Couldn't sleep eh Bob?
>
>Nev

Rose has got a cold. Snoring wife = zero sleep.

-- 
Bob.

Ye Old One wrote:
> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:26:41 +0100, nev young
>  enriched this group when s/he wrote:
> 
>> Ye Old One wrote:
>>> A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. 
>>>
>> Couldn't sleep eh Bob?
>>
> Rose has got a cold. Snoring wife = zero sleep.
> 
Awwww
huggsis to Roses with the sore noses.

Nev