Dear All
I hope you are sitting well? so I begin......


Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and brought a donkey from an old 
farmer
for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad
news. The donkey died."
Kenny replied: " Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said: "I can't. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said: "OK then, just unload the dead donkey."
The farmer asked: "What are you gonna do with him?"
Kenny: " I'm going to raffle him off"
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked "What happened with 
that
dead donkey?"
Kenny: " I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at 2 dollars a piece and 
made a
profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his 2 dollars back"

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

ps anyone who would like a dead donkey don't ask as I have sold it!!!