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date: Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:24:46 +0000,
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Why...
...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that silly
9/10ths of a penny?
And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the bubble
bath is?
So many questions, so little time
Jen
date: Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:24:46 +0000
author: Jennifer
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Re: Why...
Jennifer wrote:
> ...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that silly
> 9/10ths of a penny?
Thinking about the price of petrol gives a lot of people gas -
especially here in the US where the value of the dollar has dropped
to again to a new low. Thank God (or somebody) for George Bush!
They started that 9/10 stuff years ago when petrol was relatively
cheap, and 1/10, multiplied by, say, ten gallons, was not an
insignificant sum. They do it for the same reasons things are sold
in the store for a certain number of points, ".99". Retailers think
it conveys a message of being less expensive when, really, it's not.
> And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the bubble
> bath is?
The reason is that the bubbles aren't really white, they just look
white because they are so thin. It's sort of like why the sky is
blue - it's really black, but the light bouncing off invisible
particles of the air make it look blue. I'm sure the physics geeks
can give a more precise explanation.
> So many questions, so little time
When my son was small I expected him to ask questions like this - why
is the sky blue, how do birds fly, etc. And I was all prepared for
those. But instead he asked questions like this one, when he was
barly nine years old, he asked to a Catholic priest he was introduced
to: "Why does the Catholic church think you need to be fruitful and
multiply when the world is overpopulated with 5.5 billion people?"
(That was 15 years ago, and you can see that the Catholic Church is
still orging it's people to be fruitful and multiply.)
I wasn't quite as prepared for those questions!!!
Stu
date: 8 Nov 2007 15:01:58 GMT
author: Stuart A. Bronstein
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Re: Why...
On 8 Nov 2007 15:01:58 GMT, "Stuart A. Bronstein"
wrote:
>Jennifer wrote:
>
>> ...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that silly
>> 9/10ths of a penny?
>
>Thinking about the price of petrol gives a lot of people gas -
>especially here in the US where the value of the dollar has dropped
>to again to a new low. Thank God (or somebody) for George Bush!
>
>They started that 9/10 stuff years ago when petrol was relatively
>cheap, and 1/10, multiplied by, say, ten gallons, was not an
>insignificant sum. They do it for the same reasons things are sold
>in the store for a certain number of points, ".99". Retailers think
>it conveys a message of being less expensive when, really, it's not.
>
>> And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the bubble
>> bath is?
>
>The reason is that the bubbles aren't really white, they just look
>white because they are so thin. It's sort of like why the sky is
>blue - it's really black, but the light bouncing off invisible
>particles of the air make it look blue. I'm sure the physics geeks
>can give a more precise explanation.
>
I knew somebody would know. You got the ".99" bit wrong though.
That's a hangover from pre-decimal days when prices for more expensive
goods always ended in 19/11. That's 19 shillings and 11 pence for
the youngsters. The idea was to make assistants open the till to
give the 1d. change, otherwise it was too easy for them to palm pound
notes with nobody noticing.
>> So many questions, so little time
>
>When my son was small I expected him to ask questions like this - why
>is the sky blue, how do birds fly, etc. And I was all prepared for
>those. But instead he asked questions like this one, when he was
>barly nine years old, he asked to a Catholic priest he was introduced
>to: "Why does the Catholic church think you need to be fruitful and
>multiply when the world is overpopulated with 5.5 billion people?"
>(That was 15 years ago, and you can see that the Catholic Church is
>still orging it's people to be fruitful and multiply.)
>
>I wasn't quite as prepared for those questions!!!
Aye, but you'll be well prepared for questions from grandchildren ;)
Jen
date: Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:28:02 +0000
author: Jennifer
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Re: Why...
, Stuart A. Bronstein
when he was
> barly nine years old, he asked to a Catholic priest he was introduced
> to: "Why does the Catholic church think you need to be fruitful and
> multiply when the world is overpopulated with 5.5 billion people?"
> (That was 15 years ago, and you can see that the Catholic Church is
> still orging it's people to be fruitful and multiply.)
>
> I wasn't quite as prepared for those questions!!!
:D
date: Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:03:01 +0100
author: Michèle
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Re: Why...
, Jennifer :
>> I wasn't quite as prepared for those questions!!!
>
> Aye, but you'll be well prepared for questions from grandchildren ;)
I think the question will be different.
date: Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:04:15 +0100
author: Michèle
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Re: Why...
In uk.singles, (Stuart A. Bronstein) wrote in
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>When my son was small I expected him to ask questions like this - why
>is the sky blue, how do birds fly, etc. And I was all prepared for
>those. But instead he asked questions like this one, when he was
>barly nine years old, he asked to a Catholic priest he was introduced
>to: "Why does the Catholic church think you need to be fruitful and
>multiply when the world is overpopulated with 5.5 billion people?"
>(That was 15 years ago, and you can see that the Catholic Church is
>still orging it's people to be fruitful and multiply.)
^
I think they frown on orgies, they just like the fruitful and multiply bit.
--
Marc
Discordianism: Where reality is a figment of your imagination
date: Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:50:09 +0000
author: Marc Wilson
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Re: Why...
Jennifer writes
>...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that silly
>9/10ths of a penny?
>
>And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the bubble
>bath is?
>
Run yourself a bubble bath, jump in, and we'll look into it.
--
Gordon H
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date: Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:56:26 +0000
author: Gordon H lid
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Re: Why...
On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:56:26 +0000, Gordon H
<Gordon@g3snx.demon.co.uk.invalid> wrote:
>Jennifer writes
>>...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that silly
>>9/10ths of a penny?
>>
>>And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the bubble
>>bath is?
>>
>Run yourself a bubble bath, jump in, and we'll look into it.
Hurry up, Gordon, the water's getting cold...
Jen
date: Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:23:26 +0000
author: Jennifer
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Re: Why...
In article ,
Jennifer wrote:
> ...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that silly
> 9/10ths of a penny?
>
> And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the bubble
> bath is?
I'm not a scientist, and I don't know much about bubble bath, but I know
that fizzy drinks have white bubbles if the drink has sugar and drink
coloured bubbles if the drink is diet. Maybe your bath is sugary?
--S
date: Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:28:42 +0100
author: Susan someone$@llondel.org
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Re: Why...
Susan <someone$@llondel.org> wrote:
> Jennifer wrote:
>
>> ...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that
>> silly 9/10ths of a penny?
>>
>> And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the
>> bubble bath is?
>
> I'm not a scientist, and I don't know much about bubble bath, but
> I know that fizzy drinks have white bubbles if the drink has sugar
> and drink coloured bubbles if the drink is diet. Maybe your bath
> is sugary?
Well, Jen is so very sweet!
Stu
date: 10 Nov 2007 18:22:10 GMT
author: Stuart A. Bronstein
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Re: Why...
In message , Jennifer
writes
>On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:56:26 +0000, Gordon H
><Gordon@g3snx.demon.co.uk.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Jennifer writes
>>>...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that silly
>>>9/10ths of a penny?
>>>
>>>And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the bubble
>>>bath is?
>>>
>>Run yourself a bubble bath, jump in, and we'll look into it.
>
>Hurry up, Gordon, the water's getting cold...
>
You've had Soap on a Rope, now it's Tart in a Barf.
--
Loretta
A smile, a song, and a bucket of lard.
date: Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:10:08 +0000
author: Loretta
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Re: Why...
Jennifer writes
>On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:56:26 +0000, Gordon H
><Gordon@g3snx.demon.co.uk.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Jennifer writes
>>>...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that silly
>>>9/10ths of a penny?
>>>
>>>And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the bubble
>>>bath is?
>>>
>>Run yourself a bubble bath, jump in, and we'll look into it.
>
>Hurry up, Gordon, the water's getting cold...
>
>Jen
>
Wow! What magnificent nipples!
Sorry about the chill factor, I only read your reply today.
--
Gordon H
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date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:53:05 +0000
author: Gordon H lid
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Re: Why...
Susan <someone$@llondel.org> writes
>In article ,
> Jennifer wrote:
>
>> ...is petrol (that's gas to you Stu) always priced with that silly
>> 9/10ths of a penny?
>>
>> And why are bubbles always white, no matter what colour the bubble
>> bath is?
>
>I'm not a scientist, and I don't know much about bubble bath, but I know
>that fizzy drinks have white bubbles if the drink has sugar and drink
>coloured bubbles if the drink is diet. Maybe your bath is sugary?
>
>--S
<Shlurp>
Tastes fine to me.
--
Gordon H
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date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:54:10 +0000
author: Gordon H lid
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