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date: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:22:13 +0100 (BST),    group: uk.singles        back       
Apropos nothing in particular....   
We have all seen them...

Usually written in the 'protective' dirt layer on vans and trucks.

You know the ones I mean

        "Also available in white"

        "Cleaned by Blunkett"

Well today I saw an MPV with silly "child on board" thingy in the back,
also written on the back in the dirt was...


        "Not as dirty
        as my wife"

Well made I smirk...

--
Paul (who the hell does this guy think he is?)
Post pen-pal/date/web-site adverts in uk.adverts.personals
date: Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:22:13 +0100 (BST)   author:   paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk (Paul Carpenter)

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
In message , Paul 
Carpenter <paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> writes
>
>We have all seen them...
>
[fargleblangit]

>Well today I saw an MPV with silly "child on board" thingy in the back,
>also written on the back in the dirt was...
>
>
>        "Not as dirty
>        as my wife"
>
I saw this on the back of a Luton on a visit to Leeds.

Written underneath the above was

"You're f**king wrong mate...she's rubbish.

Leeds Rugby Club"
-- 
Loretta
A smile, a song, and a bucket of lard.
date: Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:05:05 +0000   author:   Loretta

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
In article <RNyo$cABkIJHFwtY@trawley.demon.co.uk>,
Loretta   wrote:
>In message , Paul 
>Carpenter <paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> writes
>
>>        "Not as dirty
>>        as my wife"

Creating snipping not in any way designed to test the healing of Gill's
thwacking-arm ...

>I saw this on the back of a Luton on a visit to Leeds.

Luton was visiting Leeds ?  Whatever will they arrange next for this
town swap lark - Clapham in Yorkshire ?

Nick
-- 
Serendipity: http://www.leverton.org/blosxom (last update 28th Sep 2007)

"The Internet, an ersatz counterfeit of real life"
            -- Janet Street-Porter, BBC2, 19th March 1996
date: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:43:55 +0000 (UTC)   author:   Nick Leverton

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
On Monday, in article <fg564r$p1s$1@leverton.org>
     nick@leverton.org "Nick Leverton" wrote:

>In article <RNyo$cABkIJHFwtY@trawley.demon.co.uk>,
>Loretta   wrote:
>>In message , Paul 
>>Carpenter <paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> writes
>>
>>>        "Not as dirty
>>>        as my wife"
>
>Creating snipping not in any way designed to test the healing of Gill's
>thwacking-arm ...

That got tested for total unfounded reasons many times....

And for that reply. Thank You!!!

As one physiotherapist conversation went after one operation -

        Physio (to Gill):       Take it easy don't over exert

        Me:                     Phew, no thwacking

        Physio (smirking):      Well just build up to it slowly...


--
Paul (who the hell does this guy think he is?)
Post pen-pal/date/web-site adverts in uk.adverts.personals
date: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:33:19 +0000 (GMT)   author:   paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk (Paul Carpenter)

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
In article ,
Paul Carpenter <paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> wrote:
>On Monday, in article <fg564r$p1s$1@leverton.org>
>     nick@leverton.org "Nick Leverton" wrote:
>>
>>Creating snipping not in any way designed to test the healing of Gill's
>>thwacking-arm ...
>
>That got tested for total unfounded reasons many times....

Yes, and George Davis is innocent ...

>And for that reply. Thank You!!!

My pleasure :)

>As one physiotherapist conversation went after one operation -
>
>        Physio (to Gill):       Take it easy don't over exert
>
>        Me:                     Phew, no thwacking
>
>        Physio (smirking):      Well just build up to it slowly...

Glad to hear the therapy worked !

Nick
-- 
Serendipity: http://www.leverton.org/blosxom (last update 28th Sep 2007)

"The Internet, an ersatz counterfeit of real life"
            -- Janet Street-Porter, BBC2, 19th March 1996
date: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:53:23 +0000 (UTC)   author:   Nick Leverton

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
In message <fg564r$p1s$1@leverton.org>, Nick Leverton 
 writes
>In article <RNyo$cABkIJHFwtY@trawley.demon.co.uk>,
>Loretta   wrote:
>>In message , Paul
>>Carpenter <paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> writes
>>
>>>        "Not as dirty
>>>        as my wife"
>
>Creating snipping not in any way designed to test the healing of Gill's
>thwacking-arm ...
>
>>I saw this on the back of a Luton on a visit to Leeds.
>
>Luton was visiting Leeds ?  Whatever will they arrange next for this
>town swap lark - Clapham in Yorkshire ?
>
How about Bangor in Wales :-)
-- 
Loretta
A smile, a song, and a bucket of lard.
date: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 14:10:22 +0000   author:   Loretta

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
Loretta wrote:
> Nick Leverton  writes

>>Luton was visiting Leeds ?  Whatever will they arrange next for
>>this town swap lark - Clapham in Yorkshire ?
>>
> How about Bangor in Wales :-)

Yes, I was once advised to take my girlfriend to Cardiff and Bangor.

Stu
date: 31 Oct 2007 14:40:10 GMT   author:   Stuart Bronstein

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
In article , 
spamtrap@lexregia.com says...
> Loretta wrote:
> > Nick Leverton  writes
> 
> >>Luton was visiting Leeds ?  Whatever will they arrange next for
> >>this town swap lark - Clapham in Yorkshire ?
> >>
> > How about Bangor in Wales :-)
> 
> Yes, I was once advised to take my girlfriend to Cardiff and Bangor.
> 
> Stu
> 
I hope you didn't take the advice you can't get a drop to drink on a Sunday

-- 

addy gill[at]pcservicesreading[dot]co[dot]uk
date: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:45:11 -0000   author:   Gill Matthews Try the

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
On Wednesday, in article
     
     Trythesig@nospam.com "Gill Matthews" wrote:

>In article , 
>spamtrap@lexregia.com says...
>> Loretta wrote:
>> > Nick Leverton  writes
>> 
>> >>Luton was visiting Leeds ?  Whatever will they arrange next for
>> >>this town swap lark - Clapham in Yorkshire ?
>> >>
>> > How about Bangor in Wales :-)
>> 
>> Yes, I was once advised to take my girlfriend to Cardiff and Bangor.
>> 
>> Stu
>> 
>I hope you didn't take the advice you can't get a drop to drink on a Sunday

Depends if she Gwent of her own accord.....

--
Paul (who the hell does this guy think he is?)
Post pen-pal/date/web-site adverts in uk.adverts.personals
date: Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:35:37 +0000 (GMT)   author:   paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk (Paul Carpenter)

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
In message , Paul 
Carpenter <paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> writes
>On Wednesday, in article
>     
>     Trythesig@nospam.com "Gill Matthews" wrote:
>
>>In article ,
>>spamtrap@lexregia.com says...
>>> Loretta wrote:
>>> > Nick Leverton  writes
>>>
>>> >>Luton was visiting Leeds ?  Whatever will they arrange next for
>>> >>this town swap lark - Clapham in Yorkshire ?
>>> >>
>>> > How about Bangor in Wales :-)
>>>
>>> Yes, I was once advised to take my girlfriend to Cardiff and Bangor.
>>>
>>> Stu
>>>
>>I hope you didn't take the advice you can't get a drop to drink on a Sunday
>
>Depends if she Gwent of her own accord.....
>
The roads can be quite dangerous round there. I hope you drove 
Caerphilly.
-- 
Loretta
A smile, a song, and a bucket of lard.
date: Thu, 1 Nov 2007 14:11:42 +0000   author:   Loretta

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
In message , Loretta wrote:

> In message , Paul
> Carpenter <paul$@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> writes
>>On Wednesday, in article
>>     
>>     Trythesig@nospam.com "Gill Matthews" wrote:
>>
>>>In article ,
>>>spamtrap@lexregia.com says...
>>>> Loretta wrote:
>>>> > Nick Leverton  writes
>>>>
>>>> >>Luton was visiting Leeds ?  Whatever will they arrange next for
>>>> >>this town swap lark - Clapham in Yorkshire ?
>>>> >>
>>>> > How about Bangor in Wales :-)
>>>>
>>>> Yes, I was once advised to take my girlfriend to Cardiff and Bangor.
>>>>
>>>> Stu
>>>>
>>>I hope you didn't take the advice you can't get a drop to drink on a
>>>Sunday
>>
>>Depends if she Gwent of her own accord.....
>>
> The roads can be quite dangerous round there. I hope you drove
> Caerphilly.
>
If I was you I'd be careful about opening Monmouth. Speaking in Mumbles
would be safer, lest you get thrown out on the street and Snowdon.
-- 
Dave
mail da ve@llondel.org (without the space)
http://www.llondel.org
So many gadgets, so little time
date: Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:01:05 +0000   author:   Dave {Reply Address in.Sig} noone$$@llondel.org

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
On Nov 1, 2:11 pm, Loretta  wrote:
>
> >Depends if she Gwent of her own accord.....
>
> The roads can be quite dangerous round there. I hope you drove
> Caerphilly.

And watch out for the Cardiff Occult - if they put a hex on you they
can make your Cardiff Occult to control.

(coat)
date: Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:54:00 -0800   author:   Nick Cleaton

Re: Apropos nothing in particular....   
Nick Cleaton  writes
>On Nov 1, 2:11 pm, Loretta  wrote:
>>
>> >Depends if she Gwent of her own accord.....
>>
>> The roads can be quite dangerous round there. I hope you drove
>> Caerphilly.
>
>And watch out for the Cardiff Occult - if they put a hex on you they
>can make your Cardiff Occult to control.
>
>(coat)
>
(Door) - - - >
-- 
Gordon H
(Remove "Invalid" to reply)
date: Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:54:55 +0000   author:   Gordon H lid

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