The Judgement Room in Heaven was a terrible mess, dirt, filth and debris 
was everywhere, so St. Peter went to the Devil and said " Satan, we both 
get people after judgement so why not take turns of 6 months each 
cleaning the place up, I'll even take the first 6 months"?

Satan replied "I'll agree on that".

The first 6 months of the agreement St. Peter kept the place spotless... 
but after a short time into Satan's time to clean up the place was a pig 
sty.

St. Peter went to Satan and asked why he wasn't keeping the agreement. 
Satan replied "What are you going to do about it?" St. Peter got angry 
and told the Devil "I'm going to sue you for breech of contract".
The Devil replied "Where are you going to get the lawyer?"
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Gordon H
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