Bon Appetit Girls :o)

Salad Dressing Semen Spawns Trouble


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      WHEATON, Ill. (AP) -- A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 
fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad 
dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's 
cafeteria.

      DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two 
years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to 
Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community 
service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients.

      Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid." "If you prove to me you're 
worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen 
said.

      Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection 
with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad 
dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, 
and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.

      Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton 
North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident.

      Castro told police he thought of the prank after watching a movie 
filled with crude stunts.

      "I have no explanation for what I did," Castro said in court. "I felt 
bad after I did it."

      Harry Smith, Castro's attorney, noted that the teen already had been 
punished, including missing the end of his senior year and humiliating 
himself and his family.

      "It has not been without consequences," Smith said.

date: Fri, 25 May 2007 02:37:39 GMT author: Avenger

Re: Bon Appetit Girls :o)

In soc.men, Avenger  flippantly asserted...
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>       WHEATON, Ill. (AP) -- A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 
> fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad 
> dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's 
> cafeteria.

There's actually a recipe floating around the net for sperm-based salad dressing. If I find it 
again, I'll post it. As I recall, it's a bit like a vinaigrette.

 
>       DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two 
> years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to 
> Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community 
> service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients.
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>       Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid." "If you prove to me you're 
> worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen 
> said.
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>       Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection 
> with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad 
> dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, 
> and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.
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>       Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton 
> North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident.
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>       Castro told police he thought of the prank after watching a movie 
> filled with crude stunts.
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>       "I have no explanation for what I did," Castro said in court. "I felt 
> bad after I did it."
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>       Harry Smith, Castro's attorney, noted that the teen already had been 
> punished, including missing the end of his senior year and humiliating 
> himself and his family.
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>       "It has not been without consequences," Smith said.
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