I'm having trouble with wind, the sort that emanates from the anus, and it 
is becoming a real pain in the backside.

What can I do to either stop it, or at least reduce it?

Alan

Alan Holmes wrote:

> I'm having trouble with wind, the sort that emanates from the
> anus, and it is becoming a real pain in the backside.
>
> What can I do to either stop it, or at least reduce it?

Suggestions:

  · Try to reduce the amount of the carbohydrates that cause
    flatulence.  You might have to experiment in order to 
    find out which.
 
  · Try to adjust your intestinal microflora.  Less than two 
    weeks consumption of e.g. 100 mL Danone Actimel [¹] should 
    do it.

Cheers,
Klaus

[¹] http://www.actimel.com/
-- 
Klaus Alexander Seistrup
http://klaus.seistrup.dk/

"Klaus Alexander Seistrup"  wrote in message 
news:fb45mg$7b0$1@minji.szn.dk...
> Alan Holmes wrote:
>
>> I'm having trouble with wind, the sort that emanates from the
>> anus, and it is becoming a real pain in the backside.
>>
>> What can I do to either stop it, or at least reduce it?
>
> Suggestions:
>
>  · Try to reduce the amount of the carbohydrates that cause
>    flatulence.  You might have to experiment in order to
>    find out which.

Thanks for that, the only problem is, and I hope you will not tell anyone 
this, I have no idea what carbohydrates are!

>  · Try to adjust your intestinal microflora.  Less than two
>    weeks consumption of e.g. 100 mL Danone Actimel [¹] should
>    do it.

I'll give it a try, if I can remember to buy some!(:-(

Alan

Alan Holmes wrote:

>> Suggestions:
>>
>>  · Try to reduce the amount of the carbohydrates that cause
>>    flatulence.  You might have to experiment in order to
>>    find out which.
>
> Thanks for that, the only problem is, and I hope you will not
> tell anyone this, I have no idea what carbohydrates are!

I needn't tell anyone, you have already potentially shared your secret 
with the entire Usenet community. ;)

Foods that are high in carbohydrates include breads, pastas, beans,
potatoes, bran, rice and cereals.

Generally you could say that food stuffs derived from plants (be it 
the leaves, roots, flowers or fruits/seeds) contains [some] carbs, 
whereas animalia usually contains little or no carbs.

>>  · Try to adjust your intestinal microflora.  Less than
>>    two weeks consumption of e.g. 100 mL Danone Actimel [¹]
>>    daily should do it.
>
> I'll give it a try, if I can remember to buy some!(:-(

Well, perhaps your problem is less urgent than you think.

Cheers,

-- 
Klaus Alexander Seistrup
http://klaus.seistrup.dk/

"Klaus Alexander Seistrup"  wrote in message 
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> Alan Holmes wrote:
>
>>> Suggestions:
>>>
>>>  · Try to reduce the amount of the carbohydrates that cause
>>>    flatulence.  You might have to experiment in order to
>>>    find out which.
>>
>> Thanks for that, the only problem is, and I hope you will not
>> tell anyone this, I have no idea what carbohydrates are!
>
> I needn't tell anyone, you have already potentially shared your secret
> with the entire Usenet community. ;)
>
> Foods that are high in carbohydrates include breads, pastas, beans,
> potatoes, bran, rice and cereals.
>
> Generally you could say that food stuffs derived from plants (be it
> the leaves, roots, flowers or fruits/seeds) contains [some] carbs,
> whereas animalia usually contains little or no carbs.
>
>>>  · Try to adjust your intestinal microflora.  Less than
>>>    two weeks consumption of e.g. 100 mL Danone Actimel [¹]
>>>    daily should do it.
>>
>> I'll give it a try, if I can remember to buy some!(:-(
>
> Well, perhaps your problem is less urgent than you think.

You don't know how good my memory is!(:-(

On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:14:40 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
 wrote:

>
>I'm having trouble with wind, the sort that emanates from the anus, and it 
>is becoming a real pain in the backside.
>
>What can I do to either stop it, or at least reduce it?
>
>Alan

"Mary"  wrote in message 
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> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:14:40 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
>  wrote:
>
>>
>>I'm having trouble with wind, the sort that emanates from the anus, and it
>>is becoming a real pain in the backside.
>>
>>What can I do to either stop it, or at least reduce it?
>>
>>Alan
>

a cork perhaps.............

"Alan Holmes"  wrote ...
> I'm having trouble with wind, the sort that emanates from the anus, I'm a 
> real pain in the backside.
> What can I do to either stop it, or at least reduce it?

Borrow a zippo?
-- 

Andrew

The message from "Yes Baby"  contains
these words:
> "Mary"  wrote: 
> > On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:14:40 GMT, "Alan Holmes"
> >  wrote:
> >>
> >>I'm having trouble with wind, the sort that emanates from the anus, and it
> >>is becoming a real pain in the backside.
> >>
> >>What can I do to either stop it, or at least reduce it?
> >>
> >>Alan
> >
> a cork perhaps.............
 
http://tinyurl.com/2sxpcb

-- 
AnneJ

If you don't quit, and don't cheat, and don't run home 
when trouble arrives, you can only win. 
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