I see on the news that that bunch of lilly-livered pinko's in The
Fabian Society, want the word 'chav' to be banned because it's
derogatory to a section of British youth.....  I think they mean the
uncultured thicko section.

You couldn't make it up.

Nick.

wrote in message 
news:koms745uc0flqlgisqptb98ga7j4jae04q@4ax.com...
>I see on the news that that bunch of lilly-livered pinko's in The
> Fabian Society, want the word 'chav' to be banned because it's
> derogatory to a section of British youth.....  I think they mean the
> uncultured thicko section.
>
> You couldn't make it up.
>
> Nick.

what about Ned ? ......
Is this the real life? Is it the methodone?

Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?

Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like meeeee

Um just a weegie, gie us yer Buckie

Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer dug, ride yer ma!

Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater tae me.....tae me.

Haw maw, just chibbed some bam

Buckie bottle tae the heid

An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid!

Haw maw, um just oan parole

An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...

Haw Maw, oohooh ooh

Never meant tae steal yer purse

But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'

Carry oot, Carry oot!

An we'll go oot on the batter!

Too late, the bailiff's here

Sends shivers doon ma spine

Gubbed 10 jellies just in time

Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go

Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme

Haw Maw, oohooh oooh

I'm a jakey bam I sometimes think I've never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam

Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?

Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very frightening to me!

Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair,

Twenty Mayfair and some skins

Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

I'm just a radge boy, nae body loves me

He's just a radge boy fae a radge family!

Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?

Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?

For f*cksake NO

I will not get a job

Get a job

For f*cksake I will not get a job

Get a job,

Will not get a job

Get a job

Will not get a job

no no no no no.....

Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!

Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?

For me, for meeee!

So you hink ye can slash me and pish in ma eye?

So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?

Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!

Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!

F*ck all really matters, anyone can see

F*ck all really matters.....

What else would you expect from the Fabians, common purpose, etc.
The trouble is - these types are now firmly in control of what remains of 
Britain.
We all know it is daft, but what can you do other than stage a revolution?

I understand that a Ms. something or other is being paid around £70K by the 
met polizei to come up with such brilliant suggestions as "The police should 
celebrate Roma Gypsies"
Not only is it daft as you say, it is also expensive!

Les.

 wrote in message 
news:koms745uc0flqlgisqptb98ga7j4jae04q@4ax.com...
>I see on the news that that bunch of lilly-livered pinko's in The
> Fabian Society, want the word 'chav' to be banned because it's
> derogatory to a section of British youth.....  I think they mean the
> uncultured thicko section.
>
> You couldn't make it up.
>
> Nick.

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:01:48 +0100, Jim Stewart..... wrote:

<snip>
> 
> what about Ned ? ......
> Is this the real life? Is it the methodone?
> 
> Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
>
<l..o..n..g s..n..i..p>


Brilliant!   :-)
I was singing along...

-- 
Mick                      (Working in a M$-free zone!)
Web: http://www.nascom.info  http://mixpix.batcave.net
Filtering everything posted from googlegroups to kill spam.

"Les."  wrote in message 
news:g5lnvf$apv$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk...
>
> I understand that a Ms. something or other is being paid around £70K by 
> the met polizei to come up with such brilliant suggestions as "The police 
> should celebrate Roma Gypsies"
> Not only is it daft as you say, it is also expensive!
>
> Les.

Celebrate what though, moving them on?
73

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:39:33 +0100, lucifer@eternal-flames.gov
wrote:

>I see on the news that that bunch of lilly-livered pinko's in The
>Fabian Society, want the word 'chav' to be banned because it's
>derogatory to a section of British youth.....  I think they mean the
>uncultured thicko section.
>
>You couldn't make it up.

They'll be trying to ban the phrase "leftist clap-trap" next!

73 de G3NYY

-- 
Walt Davidson                               Email: g3nyy @despammed.com

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:07:55 +0100, "Les."  wrote:

>I understand that a Ms. something or other is being paid around £70K by the 
>met polizei to come up with such brilliant suggestions as "The police should 
>celebrate Roma Gypsies"

Otherwise known as having a "policemen's crystal ball".

73 de Wlat

-- 
Walt Davidson                               Email: g3nyy @despammed.com

wrote in message
news:koms745uc0flqlgisqptb98ga7j4jae04q@4ax.com...
> I see on the news that that bunch of lilly-livered pinko's in The
> Fabian Society, want the word 'chav' to be banned because it's
> derogatory to a section of British youth.....  I think they mean the
> uncultured thicko section.

aka "the family brain cell brigade"!

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:18:23 +0100, Walt Davidson
 wrote:


>They'll be trying to ban the phrase "leftist clap-trap" next!
>
>73 de G3NYY

I fear that's already been done by stealth and is a lost battle, Walt.
:-(

Nick.

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:36:50 +0100, "g0dly" 
wrote:


>Celebrate what though, moving them on?
>73 


When you think of all of those former fox-hunts, out of work now that
fox-hunting has been banned.  It's such a shame that they didn't just
switch over to asylum-seeker/benefit-seeeker hunting.

It would make a great televised sport... I'm surprised nice Mr Sun
hasn't told The Brownies to make it legal...  Of course you would need
bigger dogs... Or maybe leopards.

And that's another thing...  All of these illegal immigrants who keep
escaping from the holiday-camps they're sent to.   Why not build the
detention centres in the middle of the lion enclosures at safari parks
... Longleat,  Windsor etc.

I'll bet the little sod's wouldn't be so keen on escaping then.

Nick.

wrote in message 
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> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:36:50 +0100, "g0dly" 
> wrote:
>
>>Celebrate what though, moving them on?
>>73
>
> When you think of all of those former fox-hunts, out of work now that
> fox-hunting has been banned.  It's such a shame that they didn't just
> switch over to asylum-seeker/benefit-seeeker hunting.
>
> It would make a great televised sport... I'm surprised nice Mr Sun
> hasn't told The Brownies to make it legal...  Of course you would need
> bigger dogs... Or maybe leopards.
>
> And that's another thing...  All of these illegal immigrants who keep
> escaping from the holiday-camps they're sent to.   Why not build the
> detention centres in the middle of the lion enclosures at safari parks
> ... Longleat,  Windsor etc.
>
> I'll bet the little sod's wouldn't be so keen on escaping then.
> Nick.
>
>
Nope, islands make the best prison camps, stick them on the Isle of Wright
then set up a great white shark breeding colony there.

Steve Terry

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:43:00 +0100, "Steve Terry" 
wrote:

>Nope, islands make the best prison camps, stick them on the Isle of Wright
>then set up a great white shark breeding colony there.
>
>Steve Terry

COBBLERS!

That's far too expensive.  You would have to fence of that whole area
of the Solent and English Channel.

If you didn't the place would be full of bloody Japanese fishing boats
trying to catch soddin' lunch.

Nick.

wrote in message 
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> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:43:00 +0100, "Steve Terry" 
> wrote:
>
>>Nope, islands make the best prison camps, stick them on the Isle of Wright
>>then set up a great white shark breeding colony there.
>>Steve Terry
>
> COBBLERS!
> That's far too expensive.  You would have to fence of that whole area
> of the Solent and English Channel.
>
> If you didn't the place would be full of bloody Japanese fishing boats
> trying to catch soddin' lunch.
> Nick.
>
I was thinking of how much more fun it would make the Solent yacht races
The winner would be the first survivor.

Steve Terry

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:16:29 +0100, "Steve Terry" 
wrote:


>I was thinking of how much more fun it would make the Solent yacht races
>The winner would be the first survivor.
>
>Steve Terry

You're just a hedonist, aren't you?

Nick.

wrote in message 
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> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:16:29 +0100, "Steve Terry" 
> wrote:
>
>>I was thinking of how much more fun it would make the Solent yacht races
>>The winner would be the first survivor.
>>Steve Terry
>
> You're just a hedonist, aren't you?
> Nick.
>
It's boring listening to channel Zero VHF marine band
unless some disaster's happening

Steve Terry

wrote in message 
news:koms745uc0flqlgisqptb98ga7j4jae04q@4ax.com...
>I see on the news that that bunch of lilly-livered pinko's in The
> Fabian Society, want the word 'chav' to be banned because it's
> derogatory to a section of British youth.....  I think they mean the
> uncultured thicko section.
>
> You couldn't make it up.
>
> Nick.
>

See: http://highfields-arc.6te.net/fun/chav.htm

The piece at the top, between the 2 patch leads.

I really did receive such an email and am still (about a year on) awaiting a 
reply. The page has grown since then too!

Brian

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:11:15 +0100, "Steve Terry" 
wrote:


>It's boring listening to channel Zero VHF marine band
>unless some disaster's happening
>
>Steve Terry


But even with nothing happening, it's better than listening to Raynet
running a car-park - or whatever it is they let the sad-sod's do these
days.

Nick.

>>I see on the news that that bunch of lilly-livered pinko's in The
>> Fabian Society, want the word 'chav' to be banned because it's
>> derogatory to a section of British youth.....  I think they mean the
>> uncultured thicko section.
>>
>> You couldn't make it up.
>>
>> Nick.
>>
>
> See: http://highfields-arc.6te.net/fun/chav.htm
>
> The piece at the top, between the 2 patch leads.
>
> I really did receive such an email and am still (about a year on) awaiting 
> a reply. The page has grown since then too!
>
> Brian

Good site, well done, a refreshing change from the usual "Ham" web sites 
dedicated to a collection of antique morse keys or similar old crap.

"RT"  wrote in message 
news:g5pr4b$29a3$1@energise.enta.net...
>
>>
>> See: http://highfields-arc.6te.net/fun/chav.htm
>>
>> The piece at the top, between the 2 patch leads.
>>
>> I really did receive such an email and am still (about a year on) 
>> awaiting a reply. The page has grown since then too!
>>
>> Brian
>
> Good site, well done, a refreshing change from the usual "Ham" web sites 
> dedicated to a collection of antique morse keys or similar old crap.
>
>

Thanks RT.

I won't say it's been easy but it's worth it! I try and include something 
for everyone on the site, hence, among other things, the Recipes section 
(gives the XYLs something to do!) and the Battery Equivalents (just what is 
this Burgess U20 and where can I get a replacement?) as well as the more 
usual Constructors Corner.

Brian, MW0GKX.



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On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:40:33 +0100, Brian MW0GKX wrote:

> "RT"  wrote in message
> news:g5pr4b$29a3$1@energise.enta.net...
>>
>>
>>> See: http://highfields-arc.6te.net/fun/chav.htm
>>>
>>> The piece at the top, between the 2 patch leads.
>>>
>>> I really did receive such an email and am still (about a year on)
>>> awaiting a reply. The page has grown since then too!
>>>
>>> Brian
>>
>> Good site, well done, a refreshing change from the usual "Ham" web
>> sites dedicated to a collection of antique morse keys or similar old
>> crap.
>>
>>
>>
> Thanks RT.
> 
> I won't say it's been easy but it's worth it! I try and include
> something for everyone on the site, hence, among other things, the
> Recipes section (gives the XYLs something to do!) and the Battery
> Equivalents (just what is this Burgess U20 and where can I get a
> replacement?) as well as the more usual Constructors Corner.
> 
> Brian, MW0GKX.

I'd like to add my congratulations... but, unfortunately, you're an idiot.

<buddhist mode>

Better luck next time.