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date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 08:42:09 -0700 (PDT),
group: uk.philosophy.atheism
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Now for something completely different from CNN----G W Bush Library
set to open in 2009
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able toremember
anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show
up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth
tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with
shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate
the President's accomplishments.
date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 08:42:09 -0700 (PDT)
author: Ken
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Re: Now for something completely different from CNN----G W Bush
Library set to open in 2009
On Jul 3, 10:42 am, Ken wrote:
> The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
> stages.
>
> The Library will include:
>
> The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
>
> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able toremember
> anything.
>
> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show
> up.
>
> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
>
> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
>
> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
> find.
>
> The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
>
> The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
>
> The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
>
> The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
> make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth
> tour.
>
> The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with
> shotgun gallery.
>
> The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
>
> The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
>
> The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
> Republican Senators.
>
> The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
> board, dice, coins, and straws.
>
> The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate
> the President's accomplishments.
REPLY: Ken, I think this is the very first Post youve made where you
didnt incorporate filthy and vile language. I commend you for
this . Good going .
date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 10:37:22 -0700 (PDT)
author: unknown
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Re: Now for something completely different from CNN----G W Bush
Library set to open in 2009
On Jul 3, 10:37 am, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" wrote:
nothing worth repeating
When R U going to answer these questions, U ASSHOLE?
What is the highest level of education you reached?
Do you have a professional qualification and if so what?
To what level did you study physics and biology?
What qualifies you to lecture us on your religion?
Why is the account of the creation in Genesis so confused and
scientifically illiterate?
What evidence do you have for your alleged theistic creator other
than
your customary arguments from ignorance and incredulity?
Why was your alleged intelligent designer so bad at designing?
"CCPed from..............DavidWG
date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 10:42:29 -0700 (PDT)
author: Ken
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Re: Now for something completely different from CNN----G W Bush Library set to open in 2009
The message
from Ken contains these words:
> When R U going to answer these questions, U ASSHOLE?
His reluctance to respond suggests that the answers would cause him
considerable embarrassment!
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DavidWG
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date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 19:32:55 +0100
author: David Wynne-Griffiths
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