Here's a great idea
Why don't you and Palu get married?
It's legal here in California, a perfect 1/2 way meeting point.
The two of you are a perfect match made in your imaginary heaven, both
as
gullible and senseless if y'all had just falled off the turnip truck,
and both single and alone
because no women ever born is dumb enough to settle for either
of you two brainwashed control freaks

PS: You're welcome