has reached 'the teenage years' (8 months).

Chewing furniture, walls, floors, doors, carpet, fixtures and fittings.

The local Canine Training school recommended 'bitter apple spray'.

The wife bought some. (smells like fly spray.)

Left it on the table.

The dog ate it.


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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:37:27 +0100, "One foot on the platform"
 wrote:

>has reached 'the teenage years' (8 months).
>
>Chewing furniture, walls, floors, doors, carpet, fixtures and fittings.
>
>The local Canine Training school recommended 'bitter apple spray'.
>
>The wife bought some. (smells like fly spray.)
>
>Left it on the table.
>
>The dog ate it.
>
Kick his teeth in.

He'll thank you for it one day.
-- 
JAF anarchatntlworldfullstopcom
     Sapere Aude

In article <2b5bb$48a19214$18683@news.teranews.com>, 
qrnq_znatyrq_cvtrba@zfa.pbz says...
> has reached 'the teenage years' (8 months).
> 
> Chewing furniture, walls, floors, doors, carpet, fixtures and fittings.
> 
> The local Canine Training school recommended 'bitter apple spray'.
> 
> The wife bought some. (smells like fly spray.)
> 
> Left it on the table.
> 
> The dog ate it.

*applause*

One foot on the platform  wrote:

> has reached 'the teenage years' (8 months).
> 
> Chewing furniture, walls, floors, doors, carpet, fixtures and fittings.
> 
> The local Canine Training school recommended 'bitter apple spray'.
> 
> The wife bought some. (smells like fly spray.)
> 
> Left it on the table.
> 
> The dog ate it.

Wot dog's that, then?

        --  It's the Duke's dog, innit.

-- 
^Ï^                                Sn!pe  

 o----<< [  The first time I met her she was a kennel-maid  ] >>----o

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:37:27 +0100, "One foot on the platform"
 wrote:

>The wife bought some. (smells like fly spray.)
>
>Left it on the table.
>
>The dog ate it

Bwaahahahaaa!

We used to just give them a sharp biff across the nose, say no and
then put them out of the room.

"Sn!pe"  wrote in message

> Wot dog's that, then?

All black long-haired German Shep.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/phonecam/

Gorgeous looking, gorgeous personality and indirectly responsible for my 
current state of sobriety.

I want to get him an eye patch and a red contact lens.


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"Oxford comma" <malone@invalid.really.invalid.invalid> wrote in message

>>The dog ate it
>
> Bwaahahahaaa!
>
> We used to just give them a sharp biff across the nose, say no and
> then put them out of the room.

S'OK if you catch him at it. A bit mean if it's several hours later!


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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:08:43 +0100, One foot on the platform wrote:

> "Sn!pe"  wrote in message
> 
>> Wot dog's that, then?
> 
> All black long-haired German Shep.
> 
> http://www.flickr.com/photos/phonecam/
> 
> Gorgeous looking, gorgeous personality and indirectly responsible for my 
> current state of sobriety.
> 
> I want to get him an eye patch and a red contact lens.

Nice cat. I would make a joke about "black pussy", but that would be wrong.
Thank God it's not yawning...

There's a bloke I've met on the bus a couple of times recently who has a
six month old whippet. I'm not generally a dog fan, but she is great.


-- 
54 days in,
magic gnome still pissing...

"Hot Badger Deluxe"  wrote

> Nice cat.

Yup, he certainly is.

> There's a bloke I've met on the bus a couple of times recently who has a
> six month old whippet. I'm not generally a dog fan, but she is great.

Oh, I'm a dog fan. I'm just not a 'dog lover' - i.e. one of those fucking 
nut jobs that claim 'My Butch is so soft that I let him babysit the kids!'

(Yea. Right. All the best when he rips off your kid's face.)



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On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:37:24 +0100, One foot on the platform wrote:

<snip>

> Oh, I'm a dog fan. I'm just not a 'dog lover' - i.e. one of those fucking 
> nut jobs that claim 'My Butch is so soft that I let him babysit the kids!'
> 
> (Yea. Right. All the best when he rips off your kid's face.)

I was channel hopping, and saw part of the documentary about the French
woman who had part of her face ripped off by her dog. A part where they
showed what she looked like afterwards. I really wish I hadn't. I can't
imagine how she felt when she looked in the mirror.


-- 
We're going to need a bigger kitten...

Hot Badger Deluxe  wrote:

> I was channel hopping, and saw part of the documentary about the French
> woman who had part of her face ripped off by her dog. A part where they
> showed what she looked like afterwards. I really wish I hadn't. I can't
> imagine how she felt when she looked in the mirror.

I've been mildy amused that the woman who publicised that she had paid
to have her her dog cloned in Korea was the same person that kidnapped
and sexually assaulted a Mormon missionary.

The connection being that (a) she's a woman and (b) she claimed that the
dog had saved her when her belly was ripped open by a marauding poodle
or chiahuahua or something.

Oxford comma wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 14:37:27 +0100, "One foot on the platform"
>  wrote:
>
>> The wife bought some. (smells like fly spray.)
>>
>> Left it on the table.
>>
>> The dog ate it
>
> Bwaahahahaaa!
>
> We used to just give them a sharp biff across the nose, say no and
> then put them out of the room.

Our teachers used to do that too.

In article <48a1fc79$2$963$ba4acef3@news.orange.fr>,
John of Aix  wrote:

>> We used to just give them a sharp biff across the nose, say no and
>> then put them out of the room.

>Our teachers used to do that too. 

One of our teachers gave a boy a clip around the ear.  Broke his
glasses.  Must have been embarrassing, and he was really a very
reasonable teacher.

-- Richard

-- 
Please remember to mention me / in tapes you leave behind.