Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
trying to look cool.

Spotty hooded cunts of oiks.

-- 
Count Baldoni

On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:34:56 +0100, Baldoni wrote:

> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
> trying to look cool.
> 
> Spotty hooded cunts of oiks.

Death is complicated.


-- 
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On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:34:56 +0100, Baldoni 
wrote the following to uk.misc:

> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
> trying to look cool.
>
> Spotty hooded cunts of oiks.

With no comment whatsoever I post this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

mh.
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Baldoni wrote:
> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some
> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph
> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph
> trying to look cool.

Definitely. The deaths are always tragic then the 
parents/siblings/mates/local butcher come on paying 'tributes'. Makes me 
want to puke.

Marcus Houlden  writes:

> With no comment whatsoever I post this:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's
only a chicken".

Marvelous!

-- 
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Marcus Houlden  wrote:

> With no comment whatsoever I post this:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

That Bozzer is a card, eh?

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In uk.misc,  (Baldoni) wrote in ::

>Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
>fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
>zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
>trying to look cool.

"Think of it as Evolution in Action".
-- 
Marc

The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone...

Marcus Houlden explained :
> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:34:56 +0100, Baldoni 
> wrote the following to uk.misc:
>
>> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
>> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
>> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
>> trying to look cool.
>> 
>> Spotty hooded cunts of oiks.
>
> With no comment whatsoever I post this:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm
>
> mh.

Excellent find lol

-- 
Count Baldoni

On 15 Jul 2008 19:55:06 GMT, Marcus Houlden wrote:

>On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:34:56 +0100, Baldoni 
>wrote the following to uk.misc:
>
>> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
>> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
>> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
>> trying to look cool.
>>
>> Spotty hooded cunts of oiks.
>
>With no comment whatsoever I post this:
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

Excellent.

-- 

Peter

I'm an alien
email: peteward at gotadsl dot co dot uk
I tried that.  It was awful.
- Marvin

Baldoni wrote:

>Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
>fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
>zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
>trying to look cool.
>
>Spotty hooded cunts of oiks.

How many stupid ***** do you know, who tear up a 30mph 
zone and kill themselves and their equally stupid mates by topping
80mph trying to look cool, that have a collection of teddy bears?

Isn't it more likely that they have just killed some poor child trying
to cross the road?

Ariel wrote :
> Baldoni wrote:
>
>> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
>> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
>> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
>> trying to look cool.
>> 
>> Spotty hooded cunts of oiks.
>
> How many stupid ***** do you know, who tear up a 30mph 
> zone and kill themselves and their equally stupid mates by topping
> 80mph trying to look cool, that have a collection of teddy bears?
>
> Isn't it more likely that they have just killed some poor child trying
> to cross the road?

Or some poor bastards coming down the same road.

-- 
Count Baldoni

Ariel  wrote:

> How many stupid ***** do you know, who tear up a 30mph 
> zone and kill themselves and their equally stupid mates by topping
> 80mph trying to look cool,

One.

> that have a collection of teddy bears?

I have no idea if the possession of teddy bears has a bearing on the
leaving of same at the scene. At the incident that I am aware of teddy
bears were left at the scene, despite the ypungest person in any car
involved being 18.

> Isn't it more likely that they have just killed some poor child trying
> to cross the road?

More likely, no I don't think so. These impromptu shrines, which seem to
be a sign British society taking a turn that dismays me, often feature
inappropriate mementoes. Sentimental bollocks, placed by people who
prior to the death probably failed to show the appropriate concern for
the self-destructing individuals so recently "martyred".

Baldoni wrote:
> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
> trying to look cool.

It's worse, IMO, when these appear beside country roads, looking for all 
the world like a fly-tipped pile of plastic bags. I mean, if the 
gormless sods have to leave flowers, why the fuck don't they unwrap the 
bloody things?

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:15:21 +0100, Willy Eckerslyke
 wrote:

>Baldoni wrote:
>> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
>> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
>> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
>> trying to look cool.
>
>It's worse, IMO, when these appear beside country roads, looking for all 
>the world like a fly-tipped pile of plastic bags. I mean, if the 
>gormless sods have to leave flowers, why the fuck don't they unwrap the 
>bloody things?

It's all about letting the world see that you really really care, when deep
down, you really really don't.
-- 
JAF anarchatntlworldfullstopcom
     Sapere Aude

Hot Badger Deluxe  writes:

> Death is complicated.

As a biologist, I'm not sure I agree. Well, unless we're talking about
Norwegian Blues...

Matthew

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On 16 Jul 2008 11:05:52 +0100, Matthew Vernon wrote:

> Hot Badger Deluxe  writes:
> 
>> Death is complicated.
> 
> As a biologist, I'm not sure I agree. Well, unless we're talking about
> Norwegian Blues...

Conceptually (this may be the wrong word) it's hard. The idea of not
existing anymore. Of one's consciousness ending. It's not something that
one can actually understand, because one has to be alive to think about it.
It's like a blind person trying to understand colour.

Queue argument...


-- 
The aim of an argument or discussion
should not be victory, but progress.

In article , 
anarchSPAMKILLER@ntlworld.com says...
> On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:15:21 +0100, Willy Eckerslyke
>  wrote:
> 
> >Baldoni wrote:
> >> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
> >> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
> >> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
> >> trying to look cool.
> >
> >It's worse, IMO, when these appear beside country roads, looking for all 
> >the world like a fly-tipped pile of plastic bags. I mean, if the 
> >gormless sods have to leave flowers, why the fuck don't they unwrap the 
> >bloody things?
> 
> It's all about letting the world see that you really really care, when deep
> down, you really really don't.
> 

I'm not sure that's entirely fair. I think it would be more accurate to 
describe it as letting the world see you really care, when deep down you 
couldn't give a shit about anyone else until after they have become the 
"victim" of an unexpected and tragic accident that could only have been 
prevented if somebody had cared even a little beforehand.

-- 
eric
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"

After serious thinking Matthew Vernon wrote :
> Hot Badger Deluxe  writes:
>
>> Death is complicated.
>
> As a biologist, I'm not sure I agree. Well, unless we're talking about
> Norwegian Blues...
>
> Matthew

I don't know much about that but AFAIC Danish Blue cheese is second to 
none.

-- 
Count Baldoni

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:29:42 +0100, Baldoni wrote:

> After serious thinking Matthew Vernon wrote :
>> Hot Badger Deluxe  writes:
>>
>>> Death is complicated.
>>
>> As a biologist, I'm not sure I agree. Well, unless we're talking about
>> Norwegian Blues...
>>
>> Matthew
> 
> I don't know much about that but AFAIC Danish Blue cheese is second to 
> none.

Sadly I just don't get blue cheese.

A recipe - cook sone gnocchi. Stick in an ovenproof dish. Add cubed blue
cheese and sufficient cream. Bake until bubbly and brown (the well known
comedy duo).

Not being a fan of blue cheese, I tried it with a variety of components.
Cream, lardons, fried onions, and Parmesan came out top. So far...


-- 
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substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no
particular advantage.

Hot Badger Deluxe formulated on Wednesday :
> On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:29:42 +0100, Baldoni wrote:
>
>> After serious thinking Matthew Vernon wrote :
>>> Hot Badger Deluxe  writes:
>>> 
>>>> Death is complicated.
>>> 
>>> As a biologist, I'm not sure I agree. Well, unless we're talking about
>>> Norwegian Blues...
>>> 
>>> Matthew
>> 
>> I don't know much about that but AFAIC Danish Blue cheese is second to 
>> none.
>
> Sadly I just don't get blue cheese.
>
> A recipe - cook sone gnocchi. Stick in an ovenproof dish. Add cubed blue
> cheese and sufficient cream. Bake until bubbly and brown (the well known
> comedy duo).
>
> Not being a fan of blue cheese, I tried it with a variety of components.
> Cream, lardons, fried onions, and Parmesan came out top. So far...

I am more of a blue cheese and biscuits type although I do understand 
the versatility thing with cheese.

I imagine cheese has been around for a couple of thousand years !

-- 
Count Baldoni

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:31:29 +0100, Baldoni wrote:

<snip>

> I imagine cheese has been around for a couple of thousand years !

You've shopped in Lidl, then...


-- 
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before I came to this one, I've always looked like James Dean.

Hot Badger Deluxe wrote:

>On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:31:29 +0100, Baldoni wrote:
>
><snip>
>
>> I imagine cheese has been around for a couple of thousand years !
>
>You've shopped in Lidl, then...

That's quite funny, even though it's not true. I've got to wonder why
that is.

In article , baldoniXXV@gmail.com 
says...
> 
> I don't know much about that but AFAIC Danish Blue cheese is second to 
> none.
> 

You haven't eaten much cheese then. Danish Blue is second to Dorset Blue, 
Shropshire Blue, Garstang Blue and Blengdale Blue. It's second to 
Rochefort, proper Camembert or Brie, and a whole bunch of locally 
produced French cheeses. It's also second to Pecorino, traditional 
Wensleydale, Stilton, Cotherstone, and even decent Gouda or Emmental.

Though even at its worst it beats the crap out of any supermarket 
Cheddar.

-- 
eric
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:47:00 +0100, Ariel wrote:

> Hot Badger Deluxe wrote:
> 
>>On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:31:29 +0100, Baldoni wrote:
>>
>><snip>
>>
>>> I imagine cheese has been around for a couple of thousand years !
>>
>>You've shopped in Lidl, then...
> 
> That's quite funny, even though it's not true. I've got to wonder why
> that is.

There are two types of joke - something bad happening to someone else, or
something unexpected happening.

I went for the latter.


-- 
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:09:13 +0100, Eric Jarvis wrote:

> You haven't eaten much cheese then. Danish Blue is second to Dorset Blue, 

Listened tonight to Monday's ISIHAC repeat.  Humph said something 
about Samantha's new cheese-making friend showing her how to 
insert a strong blue vein in Caerphilly.

-- 
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"Steve Firth" <%steve%@malloc.co.uk> wrote in message 
news:1ik5cls.jefuzz1s3mkjyN%%steve%@malloc.co.uk...
> Ariel  wrote:
>
>> How many stupid ***** do you know, who tear up a 30mph
>> zone and kill themselves and their equally stupid mates by topping
>> 80mph trying to look cool,
>
> One.
>
>> that have a collection of teddy bears?
>
> I have no idea if the possession of teddy bears has a bearing on the
> leaving of same at the scene. At the incident that I am aware of teddy
> bears were left at the scene, despite the ypungest person in any car
> involved being 18.
>
>> Isn't it more likely that they have just killed some poor child trying
>> to cross the road?
>
> More likely, no I don't think so. These impromptu shrines, which seem to
> be a sign British society taking a turn that dismays me, often feature
> inappropriate mementoes. Sentimental bollocks, placed by people who
> prior to the death probably failed to show the appropriate concern for
> the self-destructing individuals so recently "martyred".

In Germany they erect large white crosses next to the crash scene.

In some other countries, they just leave the wreckage.

In uk.misc,  (Baldoni) wrote in ::

>
>I imagine cheese has been around for a couple of thousand years !

Rather longer, I suspect: around 8000 BCE is the most common
guesstimate.
-- 
Marc

The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone...

In uk.misc,  (Eric Jarvis) wrote in
::

>In article , baldoniXXV@gmail.com 
>says...
>> 
>> I don't know much about that but AFAIC Danish Blue cheese is second to 
>> none.
>> 
>
>You haven't eaten much cheese then. Danish Blue is second to Dorset Blue, 
>Shropshire Blue, Garstang Blue and Blengdale Blue. 

Had one the other day called "Blacksticks Blue".  Very nice.
I've also had a Blue Worcester.

Danish Blue is crude stuff compared to any of the above.  It's fitting
that it's a synonym for cheaply produced crude porn.

>It's second to 
>Rochefort, proper Camembert or Brie, and a whole bunch of locally 
>produced French cheeses. It's also second to Pecorino, traditional 
>Wensleydale, Stilton, Cotherstone, and even decent Gouda or Emmental.

Have you had Blue Wensleydale?
-- 
Marc

The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone...

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:45:55 +0100, Marc Wilson wrote:

> Have you had Blue Wensleydale?

The less successful follow up to Blue Monday?


-- 
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On 2008-07-15, Marcus Houlden  wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:34:56 +0100, Baldoni 
> wrote the following to uk.misc:
>
>> Lamposts that start to sprout flowers and teddy bears because some 
>> fucking stupid cunt decided to get high on drugs and tear up a 30mph 
>> zone and kill himself and his equally stupid mates by topping 80mph 
>> trying to look cool.
>>
>> Spotty hooded cunts of oiks.
>
> With no comment whatsoever I post this:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

LOL

Excellent!


-- 
          "Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain
                 and presumptuous desire for a second one."
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In article , E-0C001302-3125-
E@cleopatra.co.uk says...
> In uk.misc,  (Eric Jarvis) wrote in
> ::
> 
> >It's second to 
> >Rochefort, proper Camembert or Brie, and a whole bunch of locally 
> >produced French cheeses. It's also second to Pecorino, traditional 
> >Wensleydale, Stilton, Cotherstone, and even decent Gouda or Emmental.
> 
> Have you had Blue Wensleydale?
> 

I have indeed. To be honest I prefer the traditionally produced stuff.

-- 
eric
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"

In message , Marc Wilson 
 writes
>In uk.misc,  (Eric Jarvis) wrote in
>::
>
>>In article , baldoniXXV@gmail.com
>>says...
>>>
>>> I don't know much about that but AFAIC Danish Blue cheese is second to
>>> none.
>>>
>>
>>You haven't eaten much cheese then. Danish Blue is second to Dorset Blue,
>>Shropshire Blue, Garstang Blue and Blengdale Blue.
>
>Had one the other day called "Blacksticks Blue".  Very nice.
>I've also had a Blue Worcester.
>
>Danish Blue is crude stuff compared to any of the above.

A decent Danish Blue is a wonderful thing, though there is a lot of carp 
about, Tesco own brand (not 'best of' own brand) is a reliable purchase. 
A good Roquefort is probably my favourite of the blues; so hands up, who 
else checks all the packets of blue cheese on the shelves to find the 
one with the most blue veins?

-- 
bof at bof dot me dot uk

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:24:17 +0100, bof  wrote:

>In message , Marc Wilson 
> writes
>>In uk.misc,  (Eric Jarvis) wrote in
>>::
>>
>>>In article , baldoniXXV@gmail.com
>>>says...
>>>>
>>>> I don't know much about that but AFAIC Danish Blue cheese is second to
>>>> none.
>>>>
>>>
>>>You haven't eaten much cheese then. Danish Blue is second to Dorset Blue,
>>>Shropshire Blue, Garstang Blue and Blengdale Blue.
>>
>>Had one the other day called "Blacksticks Blue".  Very nice.
>>I've also had a Blue Worcester.
>>
>>Danish Blue is crude stuff compared to any of the above.
>
>A decent Danish Blue is a wonderful thing, though there is a lot of carp 
>about, Tesco own brand (not 'best of' own brand) is a reliable purchase. 
>A good Roquefort is probably my favourite of the blues; so hands up, who 
>else checks all the packets of blue cheese on the shelves to find the 
>one with the most blue veins?

Oh, me.  Only the bluest will do.
Carambazola.
-- 
JAF anarchatntlworldfullstopcom
     Sapere Aude

bof wrote:
> In message , Marc Wilson 

>> Danish Blue is crude stuff compared to any of the above.
> 
> A decent Danish Blue is a wonderful thing, though there is a lot of carp 
> about, Tesco own brand (not 'best of' own brand) is a reliable purchase. 

I've never had a decent one, but have been completely put off the stuff 
by some that was almost as chemically pungent as Domestos.

> A good Roquefort is probably my favourite of the blues; 

Same here, although I don't really like to compare them. A good Stilton 
is equally wonderful.

> so hands up, who 
> else checks all the packets of blue cheese on the shelves to find the 
> one with the most blue veins?

Dunno why I haven't thought of doing that. But I do check the sell-by 
dates to avoid anything too young.

On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:24:17 +0100, bof wrote:

[snip cheesy stuff]

>A decent Danish Blue is a wonderful thing, though there is a lot of carp 
>about, Tesco own brand (not 'best of' own brand) is a reliable purchase. 
>A good Roquefort is probably my favourite of the blues; so hands up, who 
>else checks all the packets of blue cheese on the shelves to find the 
>one with the most blue veins?

I don't buy cheese with blue mould on or in it.  Tastes foul.

-- 

Peter

I'm an alien
email: peteward at gotadsl dot co dot uk
it's nice to shove a foot in Microsoft's ass every now and then.
- Guillermo el Gato

In uk.misc,  (bof) wrote in <58EXYeLhx5fIFwWq@invalid.domain>::

>In message , Marc Wilson 
> writes
>>In uk.misc,  (Eric Jarvis) wrote in
>>::
>>
>>>In article , baldoniXXV@gmail.com
>>>says...
>>>>
>>>> I don't know much about that but AFAIC Danish Blue cheese is second to
>>>> none.
>>>>
>>>
>>>You haven't eaten much cheese then. Danish Blue is second to Dorset Blue,
>>>Shropshire Blue, Garstang Blue and Blengdale Blue.
>>
>>Had one the other day called "Blacksticks Blue".  Very nice.
>>I've also had a Blue Worcester.
>>
>>Danish Blue is crude stuff compared to any of the above.
>
>A decent Danish Blue is a wonderful thing, though there is a lot of carp 
>about, Tesco own brand (not 'best of' own brand) is a reliable purchase. 
>A good Roquefort is probably my favourite of the blues; so hands up, who 
>else checks all the packets of blue cheese on the shelves to find the 
>one with the most blue veins?

I assume you mean "hands up in the air."

I vastly prefer Roquefort, or Bleu D'Auvergne, to Danish Blue.  To me,
it's like the difference between Laphroaig and Bells.
-- 
Marc

"Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned." -- Dr. Milton Friedman