It made a cannon ball when it hit the toilet water.


WHAT SAY YOU!? 


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On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:15:06 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
 wrote:

>It made a cannon ball when it hit the toilet water.
>
>
>WHAT SAY YOU!? 

Wikipedia says:

Toilet humour or scatological humour is a type of off-colour humour
dealing with defecation, urination, flatulence, vomiting and other
presumably disgusting bodily functions. Public reference to bodily
functions is taboo in many cultures. This genre also sees substantial
crossover with sexual humour, such as penis jokes.

Many researchers interpret toilet humour as a rejection of society's
demand to reject the taboo. Laughing at toilet humour is thus seen as
an act of rebellion.[1]

I say:

You're entirely too hung up on the parts of your body that your
bathing suit covers.  It's boring and inane and really starting to
work my last nerve.  This sort of thing is the equivalent of an infant
discovering their feces for the first time and painting everything in
sight with them.  

In other words, you're an infant and I refuse from this point on to
read anything else you have to say on any subject whatsoever.

Starting....


NOW

"plonk"

On Jun 25, 5:15 pm, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
 wrote:
> It made a cannon ball when it hit the toilet water.
>
> WHAT SAY YOU!?
>
> ** Posted fromhttp://www.teranews.com**

Satisfying, isn't it?

"arethusa"  wrote in message 
news:84ha64lo13d8dqduln56cv4uc6hsupopnn@4ax.com...
>
> I say:
>
> You're entirely too hung up on the parts of your body that your
> bathing suit covers.  It's boring and inane and really starting to
> work my last nerve.  This sort of thing is the equivalent of an infant
> discovering their feces for the first time and painting everything in
> sight with them.
>
> In other words, you're an infant and I refuse from this point on to
> read anything else you have to say on any subject whatsoever.

Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's 
enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes 
he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk 
right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and 
he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the 
middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing 
theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt 
you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, 
he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws 
scuttling across floors of silent seas...

x-no-archive: yes

Talkin Horse wrote:
> "arethusa"  wrote in message 
> news:84ha64lo13d8dqduln56cv4uc6hsupopnn@4ax.com...
> 
>>I say:
>>
>>You're entirely too hung up on the parts of your body that your
>>bathing suit covers.  It's boring and inane and really starting to
>>work my last nerve.  This sort of thing is the equivalent of an infant
>>discovering their feces for the first time and painting everything in
>>sight with them.
>>
>>In other words, you're an infant and I refuse from this point on to
>>read anything else you have to say on any subject whatsoever.
> 
> 
> Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's 
> enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes 
> he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk 
> right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and 
> he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the 
> middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing 
> theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt 
> you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, 
> he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws 
> scuttling across floors of silent seas... 


He's an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks.

Arethusa wants The Colonel and his manly body to which she can perform all 
manner of unsociable events. 


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Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> Arethusa wants The Colonel and his manly body to which she can perform all 
> manner of unsociable events. 
> 

You're funny, all right. But looks aren't everything.

"Talkin Horse"  wrote in message 
news:48656356$0$20087$a9266ab1@news.buzzardnews.com...
> Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's 
> enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean 
> sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll 
> just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab 
> you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 
> 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about 
> you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself 
> when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm 
> a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of 
> ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...
>
If only Your Colonel could be so poetic! 


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"arethusa"  wrote in message 
news:84ha64lo13d8dqduln56cv4uc6hsupopnn@4ax.com...
> You're entirely too hung up on the parts of your body that your
> bathing suit covers.  It's boring and inane and really starting to
> work my last nerve.  This sort of thing is the equivalent of an infant
> discovering their feces for the first time and painting everything in
> sight with them.
>
> In other words, you're an infant and I refuse from this point on to
> read anything else you have to say on any subject whatsoever.
>
> Starting....
>
>
> NOW
>
> "plonk"


Kindly run the following program: UNSUBSCRIBE.EXE, YOU CUNT. 


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"Noon Cat Nick"  wrote in message 
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> You're funny, all right. But looks aren't everything.


Truly spoken, my dear recruit.  Some years back (referring to my odd 
appearance), I worked in a traveling circus as the elephant man.

Can you guess why I was called the elephant man? 


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"Colonel Edmund J. Burke"  wrote:
> "Noon Cat Nick"  wrote in message
> news:Vfk9k.174800$TT4.91075@attbi_s22...
>
> > You're funny, all right. But looks aren't everything.
>
> Truly spoken, my dear recruit.  Some years back (referring to my odd
> appearance), I worked in a traveling circus as the elephant man.
>
> Can you guess why I was called the elephant man?
Oversized nose and ears?
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On 06/28/08 12:27 PM, in article 416ec$48666696$2649@news.teranews.com,
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke"  wrote:

> 
> "Noon Cat Nick"  wrote in message
> news:Vfk9k.174800$TT4.91075@attbi_s22...
> 
>> You're funny, all right. But looks aren't everything.
> 
> 
> Truly spoken, my dear recruit.  Some years back (referring to my odd
> appearance), I worked in a traveling circus as the elephant man.
> 
> Can you guess why I was called the elephant man?

because you're hideously deformed on the outside, but an intelligent,
sensitive, gentle, romantic person inside?

On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:15:06 -0700, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

> It made a cannon ball when it hit the toilet water.
> 
> 
> WHAT SAY YOU!? 

I'd like to eat it!

-- 

Martin