You know you're a Bible thumper when:

the words "Bible thumper" gives you an urge to throw your bible in the face 
of the person who said it;

you believe the world is flat and the Sun revolves around the Earth;

you pay money to the Christian Coalition and the only thing you get is a 
T-shirt and corrupt politicians, and then you don't complain;

you actually believe in everything Newt and Rush say and do;

the only words out of your yap in any argument with anyone intelligent are 
"God says";

you say "I lead my life according to the bible" yet you are judgmental, 
hateful of others that don't share your views, and get divorced
and then get remarried;

you  NEED something like the "Promise Keepers" to tell YOU how to act "like 
a man";

you actually believe God has an interest in EVERYTHING you say and do;

you want to blame the world's problems on EVERYBODY and anybody else, but it 
is NEVER your own fault;

and finally, visions of lions eating a Christian haunt you every day but you 
are safe as you know the secret hand shakes and decoder rings to the inner 
sanctum.


THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION 


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