The Lib Dem leadership are asking their loyal troops to act like pied
pipers, handing sweets to children on council estates in exchange for
the children delivering the leaflets for them. If any election return
include jelly babys and milky ways from a Lib Dem elections officer you
can bet the Lib Dems have been doing some unusual election jinx
involving children.

Speaking with some local Lib Dem activists I have been told that the
proposals in the Lib Dem guide are considered "barmy" and "a bad idea".


There will be an upsurge of arrests expected of Lib Dems during
election time as police and other child protection enforcers move in to
protect the nations children from Big Bird.

Source:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4875698.stm

Mabon Dane