Big Bertha Thing Extract
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/readme.html
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Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including sci.astro.amateur

Extract from Readme file to explain the Outlandish Particle Periodic Table.

From Pastures Software Package Documentation.
(Particle Structure Results Program in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.


Big Bertha Thing Deaf

One day God woke up, deaf-as-a-post. He could not hear anyone
speaking. Nothing, dinada, zilch, not even one line e-mail.
Fortunately it only lasted 6 days and He managed to keep himself busy. 

A PPT takes 6 hours people time, 18 hours computer time. It just
seems longer.

Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk


From: Tony Lance 
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.chem
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing mayor
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:23:16 +0000


17 February 1998 19:47:02
Message
From:	Tony Lance
Subject:	Group and Pip
To:	group
Cc:	Philip Sims
gary.s Cresswell
I keep hearing people disavowing membership of the group.
All group members, except those in First Aid Tent, were
volunteers who have not resigned.
Everyone, including First Aid Tent members, have never
dissented to group postings till now.
The only unexplained event is membership of the First Aid Tent.

Big Bertha Thing pip

Guilty as charged. I should not have done any of the following;-
1. defended you in the mods conf.
2. given you an invitation, when the dogs were at the door.
3. offered a refuge for the explosion survivors.
4. ticked off the mods.
5. put your name up in lights on OUSA Astronomy and Astronomy
 and Space.
6. Put back the release of my software package, just because
 of the troubles.

Personally I would take me out and shoot me, there is no punishment
too bad for any mod, who gets even one complaint. We should be
above reproach, like Caesers' wife.

I will of course remove the words 'Extract to explain the project
to Philip Sims' from all further postings.

Please accept my appologies for all the bad things I did before
your elevation to mod. I only pick on little people.

Thank you,
  Tony Lance

End of Big Bertha Thing pip