Big Bertha Thing sumation
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/sumation.html 
Access Page for 78K Zip File
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.politics

Count the number of polka-dots on an equilatteral triangle. 

Ready to run Fortran 77 program software, using double
precision and extended precision versions. Complete
with source code in listing format and the original
extended precision subroutine source code. 
Sumation N = N*N + N all over 2, where N=1,2,3,..N
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 2000
To comply with my copyright, please distribute
complete and free of charge. 


Big Bertha Thing postings

Depleted uranium shells were once used at great cost,
in terms of Gulf War Syndrome. 

At Agincourt the English long bow took a large toll,
due to the arrows being armour-piercing and re-useable. 

The above shells were armour-piercing,
but can hardly be called re-useable
and should not have been used once. 
 
Big Bertha Thing posting features;-
1. Ornate Engraving and Scrollwork.
2. Re-useable.
3. Armour-piercing.
4. Zero casualties.
5. Re-configurable.
6. Accurate.
7. Tactical.
8. Strategic.
9. Scientific.
10. Weighty.
11. Start of Thread.
12. Brand Name.
13. Banned on moderators conference.
14. Whole moderators thread deleted, 
     with the exception of tenure posting.
15. Tenure read only request withdrawn.
16. 2K Anecdote (Assault Rifle Bullet and detonator.) Day 23
17. 4K Preface (Anecdote and Attachment description.) Day 24
18. 50K Attachment 
     (Powder charge for shell with detonator.) Days 1 - 20
19. 600K Attachment 
     (powder charge for bomb with detonator.) Days 21, 22
20. 50K postings pair, with 12 on-topic and 6 off-topic.
    Hydrogen bomb (2 shells with jacket of water; H2O) Days 25, 26
21. Odd configurations. (Landmine, boobytrap and armistice terms.)
22. Zip disc spanning. 
     (Manual operation encryption technique.) Day 21, 22
23. Potential CD-Rom triology.
24. Astrophysics web-ring web site.
25. PI web-ring web site with software.
26. Web publisher for unpublished scientific works, 
     including fringe.
27. Particle periodic table research project with results 
     and software.
28. First Aid Tent for Spam Attack Victim Support Group.
29. Sesame Street beat Darth Vader twice. 
     (1st and 2nd Battles of Cyberspace.)
30. To the victor the spoils; a web site built on them. 
      (level 2 HTML)
31. Politics makes poor science.

Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk


From: Tony Lance 
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.chem
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing warlord
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007 18:21:24 +0000

Saturday, November 15, 1997 12:40:38 PM
Message
From:	Tony Lance
Subject:	Re(2): Fwd(3): Outlandish  Request for Volunteers
To:	Carol Yeats
Cc:	Rick Holyomes
George Ho-Yow
FC Mods Discussion
Philip Sims
Big Bertha Thing 6(with apologies for use of CTRL R)

Please accept my apologies for troubling you. It will not of course be repeated.
However 3 mods have responded to my call to help out on the Conf. by volunteering.
In emergency situations, needs must. You and your fellow mods number 3 I see.
Mods have broad shoulders and thick skins and I trust compassion.
Thank you,
Tony Lance.


Big Bertha Thing 7

By way of light relief, a similar general apology, to the one
above, would bring solace and comfort, to the victims of such
well intentioned postings. Please put it in a Big Bertha and
address to CP Conf., Mods Conf. and Philip Sims. That of course,
would be the end of spam.