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Big Bertha Thing toga

What's a First Aid Tent?
What's a toga party, in "Animal House" by National Lampoon?
In "Mean Machine" starring Burt Reynolds, 
he said "If it worked once, it should work twice. Lets do it!"
With the First Aid Tent, it worked twice, 
so it should work three times. 
The first two battles of cyberspace each started, 
when a first aid tent was set up.
The first was set up on the OUSA Classical Particle conference. 
The second was set up on four conferences, 
in the pseudo Student Research Faculty. 
Needless to say both the conference and 
the faculty were subsequently closed down by order.
"It's a tale to gladden the ears and to grow old listening to," 
said the giant in the "Chronicles of Thomas Covenant." 
by Stephen Donaldson. 

Tony Lance
judemarie@bigberthathing.co.uk


From: Tony Lance 
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.chem
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing testament
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2007 13:45:56 +0000


Friday, November 21, 1997 06:15:45 PM
Message
From:	Tony Lance
Subject:	First Aid Tent on Classical Particle
To:	Erica Clifford
Philip Sims
Cc:	Tracey Sait
gary.s Cresswell
Jonno Johnson
Big Bertha Thing 2 knitting
To: FC Mods Discussion
To: CP Conf
From: Philip Sims Moderator

2. Without loss of generality, one can take p to be north and a positive definite metric
rather than a Lorentzian one, there is a geodesic of minimal length, 
rather than a geodesic of maximum length. 
This minimal geodesic will be a line of longitude running from p to q. 
BUT there will be another geodesic from p to q which runs down the back up to q. 
This geodesic contains a point conjugate to p at the south where all the geodesics 
from p intersect. Both the geodesics from p to q are stationary under a small variation.

By Erica Clifford
Head of First Aid Tent on Classical Particle Conference
(Extract from Open University Course Unit Nameless)
End of Big Bertha 2

Erika meet Philip.
Philip meet Erika.

Philip will post your Big Bertha Victim Support postings,
to immortalise each victim in print.
No more than one per victim.
No more than one per day.
Please remember more Sesame Street, than Darth Vader.
If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I
paint you?

Each will have a unique pattern name, from the following
list, prepared by my wife. You can add to it yourself, as
needed.

Would some kind person, please send a letter of thanks and
explanation of what it will be used for, to my wife.
She loves me dearly, but thinks I am a typical husband.
Waste of space, makes the room look untidy and needs
dusting round. At least it keeps me sane, healthy and
contented.

List
knitting Erika
fairisle
aran
rib
cable
fisherman
moss
plain
purl
blanket
cross
tacking
hemming
herringbone
tartan
plaid
argyle

Thank for all your help and support.
Tony Lance