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date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:02:59 +0100,
group: uk.gov.agency.csa
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Fuck the CSA
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word "fuck". It is the magical word which, just by
it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical catagories. It
can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive
(Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a
fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is
fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with
Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also
stupid).
As you can see there are very few words with the overall versitility of the
word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:
1)Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
2)Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3)Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
4)Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
5)Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
6)Disgust "Fuck-me."
7)Confusion "What the fuck...?"
8)Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking shit!"
9)Despair "Fucked again..."
10)Pleasure "I couldn't be any fucking happier!"
11)Displeasure "Fucking shit man..."
12)Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
13)Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14)Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
15)Denial "I didn't fucking do it, I swear!"
16)Perplexity "I know fuck about it."
17)Apathy "Who really gives a fuck anyway?"
18)Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
19)Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
20)Directions "Fuck off."
21)Incomprehesion "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be an anatomical description "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time "Its five fucking thirty."
It can bed in business "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal "MOTHERFUCKER!"
It can be political "Fuck Newt Gingrich!"
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout
history:
"What the fuck was that?"
_ -- --Mayor of Hiroshima--
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
--General Custer--
"That's not...a real fucking-gun."
--John Lennon-
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
--Captian of the Titanic--
"Who the fuck's gonna find out?"
--Richard Nixon--
"Heads are going to fucking roll!"
--Anne Boleyn,
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
--Albert Einstein--
"It does so fucking look like her!"
--Picasso--
"How the fuck did I work that out?"
--Pythagoras--
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
--Michaelangeio--
"Fuck a duck.--
--Watt Disney--
"What do you mean why...becuase its fucking there!"
--Edmund Hilary--
"Don't fucking light that..."
--Joan of Arc--
"Scattered flicking showers mss."
--Noah--<
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
--John F. Kennedy-- "Houston...we've got a big fucking problem..."
--Crew of Apollo 13--
"Fuck the CSA"
--Fletcher--
date: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:02:59 +0100
author: Fletcher
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Re: Fuck the CSA
On 28 Sep, 12:02, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
> language today is the word "fuck". It is the magical word which, just by
> it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
> In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical catagories. It
> can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive
> (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a
> fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is
> fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
> It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with
> Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also
> stupid).
> As you can see there are very few words with the overall versitility of the
> word "fuck".
>
> Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
> describe many situations:
>
> 1)Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
> 2)Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
> 3)Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
> 4)Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
> 5)Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
> 6)Disgust "Fuck-me."
> 7)Confusion "What the fuck...?"
> 8)Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking shit!"
> 9)Despair "Fucked again..."
> 10)Pleasure "I couldn't be any fucking happier!"
> 11)Displeasure "Fucking shit man..."
> 12)Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
> 13)Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
> 14)Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
> 15)Denial "I didn't fucking do it, I swear!"
> 16)Perplexity "I know fuck about it."
> 17)Apathy "Who really gives a fuck anyway?"
> 18)Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
> 19)Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
> 20)Directions "Fuck off."
> 21)Incomprehesion "How the fuck did you do that?"
> It can be an anatomical description "He's a fucking asshole."
> It can be used to tell time "Its five fucking thirty."
> It can bed in business "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
> It can be maternal "MOTHERFUCKER!"
> It can be political "Fuck Newt Gingrich!"
>
> Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout
> history:
> "What the fuck was that?"
> _ -- --Mayor of Hiroshima--
> "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
> --General Custer--
> "That's not...a real fucking-gun."
> --John Lennon-
> "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
> --Captian of the Titanic--
> "Who the fuck's gonna find out?"
> --Richard Nixon--
> "Heads are going to fucking roll!"
> --Anne Boleyn,
> "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
> --Albert Einstein--
> "It does so fucking look like her!"
> --Picasso--
> "How the fuck did I work that out?"
> --Pythagoras--
> "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
> --Michaelangeio--
> "Fuck a duck.--
> --Watt Disney--
> "What do you mean why...becuase its fucking there!"
> --Edmund Hilary--
> "Don't fucking light that..."
> --Joan of Arc--
> "Scattered flicking showers mss."
> --Noah--<
> "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
> --John F. Kennedy-- "Houston...we've got a big fucking problem..."
> --Crew of Apollo 13--
> "Fuck the CSA"
> --Fletcher--
As is the word PRICK.......
such as.............what PRICK has the time to write such a useless
waste of space post......
Yes your right......Fletcher is a PRICK
PRICK could be used to describe the many types of everday wasters who
like to lounge around all the time instead of earning money, it also
describes those tax dodging 'wankers' who would rather deliver Pizzas
and wash windows just so they can avoid paying what they should.
PRICK
"I cant beleive that PRICK doesnt pay for his children"
"Why doesnt that PRICK get a job?"
"I wish that PRICK would stop moaning and get a life!"
"Maybe his life revolves around this N/G, cos hes got nobody to show
his PRICK??"
"Maybe his PRICK is just too small???"
Over to you...............PRICK!!
date: Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:18:58 -0700
author: unknown
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Re: Fuck the CSA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
http://www.urban75.com/Mag/troll.html
http://www.teamtechnology.co.uk/troll-tactics.html
http://www.usenet.com/articles/usenet_trolls.htm
*plonk*
date: Thu, 4 Oct 2007 14:46:31 +0100
author: Fletcher
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Re: Fuck the CSA
NICE ONE FLETCH! ;0)
date: Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:41:04 -0700
author: unknown
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