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date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:32:44 +0100,
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2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
few on the way out
==================================================================
Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose their
jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make absent
parents pay for their children.
It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the way
payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and shame"
parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary answer,
have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
changes course rapidly.
"Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest impact
on performance.
"These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will inherit
a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new tasks.
"The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:32:44 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
Ah c'mon fletcherisaleech, there is no way those useless feckers could
possibly have enough brain power or common sense to find their way around an
A-Z for the pizza deliveries, or even have the co-ordination to put one foot
in front of another when climbing a ladder, whilst holding a bucket. I
think you have far to high an expection of the dumb f*cks. I don't think
Fletcher needs to worry about competition just yet.
date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:46:09 GMT
author: Chuckie Finzter
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
Ah c'mon fletcherisaleech, there is no way those useless feckers could
possibly have enough brain power or common sense to find their way around an
A-Z for the pizza deliveries, or even have the co-ordination to put one foot
in front of another when climbing a ladder, whilst holding a bucket. I
think you have far to high an expection of the dumb f*cks. I don't think
Fletcher needs to worry about competition just yet.
date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:46:09 GMT
author: Chuckie Finzter
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
Ah c'mon fletcherisaleech, there is no way those useless feckers could
possibly have enough brain power or common sense to find their way around an
A-Z for the pizza deliveries, or even have the co-ordination to put one foot
in front of another when climbing a ladder, whilst holding a bucket. I
think you have far to high an expection of the dumb f*cks. I don't think
Fletcher needs to worry about competition just yet.
date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:46:09 GMT
author: Chuckie Finzter
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
Ah c'mon fletcherisaleech, there is no way those useless feckers could
possibly have enough brain power or common sense to find their way around an
A-Z for the pizza deliveries, or even have the co-ordination to put one foot
in front of another when climbing a ladder, whilst holding a bucket. I
think you have far to high an expection of the dumb f*cks. I don't think
Fletcher needs to worry about competition just yet.
date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:46:09 GMT
author: Chuckie Finzter
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
YEEHAA GREAT NEWS
"Fletcher" wrote in message
news:Y76dnaEDVstXwhDbnZ2dnUVZ8sqjnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Best news I've ever heard about this bastard bunch! lets name and shame a
> few on the way out
>
> ==================================================================
>
> Up to 2,000 members of staff from the Child Support Agency could lose
> their jobs over the next two years, according to new figures.
>
> Under the Child Maintenance and Other Payments Bill, which enters the
> Commons for its second reading on Wednesday, the CSA will be scrapped and
> replaced by the Child Maintenance and Enforcement Commission (CMEC).
>
> The Bill gives CMEC, to be established next year, more power to make
> absent parents pay for their children.
>
> It includes measures to impose curfews, remove passports and change the
> way payments are calculated, and there are also proposals to "name and
> shame" parents who refuse to pay by posting their details online.
>
> But the extent of the planned cuts, obtained through a Parliamentary
> answer, have been condemned as "insane" by the Liberal Democrats.
>
> Speaking before being reshuffled to another post, pensions spokesman David
> Laws said: "This 'son of CSA' is doomed to fail unless the government
> changes course rapidly.
>
> "Daft gimmicks will win cheap headlines, but won't have the slightest
> impact on performance.
>
> "These planned cuts are insane when the agency continues to have vast
> backlogs of unprocessed cases. The risk is that the new agency will
> inherit a complete mess from the CSA, and will never get on top of its new
> tasks.
>
> "The government was told that the new agency must not be crippled by the
> problems of the old - but this is precisely what is going to happen."
>
> Calling for the collection of child maintenance to be transferred to HMRC,
> he warned the government would also "run into huge problems" by using
> out-of-date statistics which "could stop people paying".
>
date: Thu, 5 Jul 2007 22:39:54 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to do
> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>
> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>
MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:58:39 -0700
author: unknown
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
Yawn
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
>>
>> Will they try for a toilet cleaning job or if they are not just quite
>> skilled enough for that maybe they can convince an ice cream man to give
>> them a job, that way they could continue taking money from kids
>>
>
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
>
date: Fri, 6 Jul 2007 00:40:52 +0100
author: Fletcher
|
Re: 2,000 Scumbags to get 'real job' or face dole!
wrote in message
news:1183672719.235412.228790@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
> On 5 Jul, 22:39, "Fletcher" wrote:
>> Phone CSA to day and ask the cunt on the other end what they are going to
>> do
>> when they get 'shafted' by Gestapo!
> MAYBE they could end up delivering Pizzas with you??????? or maybe a
> start up a bit of competition for your window round???...I would
> reduce your prices if i was you! Just in case.
>
Ah c'mon fletcherisaleech, there is no way those useless feckers could
possibly have enough brain power or common sense to find their way around an
A-Z for the pizza deliveries, or even have the co-ordination to put one foot
in front of another when climbing a ladder, whilst holding a bucket. I
think you have far to high an expection of the dumb f*cks. I don't think
Fletcher needs to worry about competition just yet.
date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:46:09 GMT
author: Chuckie Finzter
|
|
|
