I offer my respectful obeisances unto our prophet the son of Sri
Jagannath Mishra (Sri Caitanya Mahaprabhu). I offer my obeisances unto
the mrdanga, from which sweet and nectarean sound emanates. I offer my
obeisances again and again unto the mrdanga which has thousands of
good qualities and I offer my obeisances unto Lord Baladeva who
assumes the form of the mrdanga to serve His Holiness Swami Nostraadus
Virato

Dhyaayedaajaanubaaham dhritasharadhanusham baddhapadmaasanastham,
Peetam vaaso vasaanam navakamala dala spardhinetram prasannam;
Vaamaankaaroodhaseetaa mukhakamala milal lochanam neeradaabham,
Naanaalankaara deeptam dadhatamuru jataa mandalam raamachandram.

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Ah, but how often does he clean his pipes?