If you can bake a cake, when all around you
Are watching as theirs hesitate, then sink
If you can add some Brandy to the mixture
And not take just one surreptitious drink

If you can break an egg with just your left hand
And get it on the bowl, not on the floor
And remember was it one, or two eggs?
When you get back from answering the door

If you can pipe your child in birthday icing
And not miss out one letter of its name
If you can meet with fondant and fudge topping
And treat these two empastoes just the same

If you can do these things, then in cake-baking
You're no mere tenderfoot or stripling
You're probably a bloody great big factory
That goes beneath the name of "Mr. Kipling"


--
Matthew

"Calmeilles"  wrote in message 
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> If you can bake a cake, when all around you
> Are watching as theirs hesitate, then sink
> If you can add some Brandy to the mixture
> And not take just one surreptitious drink
>
> If you can break an egg with just your left hand
> And get it on the bowl, not on the floor
> And remember was it one, or two eggs?
> When you get back from answering the door
>
> If you can pipe your child in birthday icing
> And not miss out one letter of its name
> If you can meet with fondant and fudge topping
> And treat these two empastoes just the same
>
> If you can do these things, then in cake-baking
> You're no mere tenderfoot or stripling
> You're probably a bloody great big factory
> That goes beneath the name of "Mr. Kipling"

ROTFL! Excellent!

-- 
Pete

Calmeilles wrote:
> 
> If you can bake a cake, when all around you
> Are watching as theirs hesitate, then sink
> If you can add some Brandy to the mixture
> And not take just one surreptitious drink
> 
> If you can break an egg with just your left hand
> And get it on the bowl, not on the floor
> And remember was it one, or two eggs?
> When you get back from answering the door
> 
> If you can pipe your child in birthday icing
> And not miss out one letter of its name
> If you can meet with fondant and fudge topping
> And treat these two empastoes just the same
> 
> If you can do these things, then in cake-baking
> You're no mere tenderfoot or stripling
> You're probably a bloody great big factory
> That goes beneath the name of "Mr. Kipling"
> 
> --
> Matthew

ROTFL! Nearly spit my coffee out onto the monitor after that one!