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date: Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:53:45 GMT,    group: uk.food+drink.misc        back       
Humour - Health benefits of white wine   
US TV stations frequently carry ads for prescription drugs that inevitably 
contain the lines: "If you suffer from any of these symptoms, ask your Dr if 
xxxxxx is right for you!"
Followed by, and spoken very rapidly:  "Side effects may include........."
The following is from afwine.
Graham


Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to either of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions.

White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover
many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

White Wine may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged
to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry
mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when you
are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!
date: Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:53:45 GMT   author:   Graham

Re: Humour - Health benefits of white wine   
Graham wrote:
> US TV stations frequently carry ads for prescription drugs that
> inevitably contain the lines: "If you suffer from any of these
> symptoms, ask your Dr if xxxxxx is right for you!"
> Followed by, and spoken very rapidly:  "Side effects may
> include........." The following is from afwine.
> Graham
>
>
> Do you suffer from shyness?
>
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
> If you answered yes to either of these questions, ask your doctor or
> pharmacist about White Wine.
>
> White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
> about yourself and your actions.
>
> White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
> world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and
> with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
> prevent you from living the life you want to live.
>
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
> discover many talents you never knew you had.
>
> Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.
>
> White Wine may not be right for everyone.
>
> Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.
>
> However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
> encouraged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
> erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
> money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
> headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
> play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
> Twister.

ROFLMAO



> WARNING:
> The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering
> when you are not.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING:
> The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an
> idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING:
> The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over
> and over again that you love them.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING:
> The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING:
> The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
> are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING:
> The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically
> converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> WARNING:
> The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
> tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!

LOL
date: Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:55:22 +0100   author:   Ophelia Ophelia@nix,co.uk

Re: Humour - Health benefits of white wine   
I've warned before,  white vin man is not popular


"Ophelia" <Ophelia@nix,co.uk> wrote in message 
news:g89eea$dvr$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> Graham wrote:
>> US TV stations frequently carry ads for prescription drugs that
>> inevitably contain the lines: "If you suffer from any of these
>> symptoms, ask your Dr if xxxxxx is right for you!"
>> Followed by, and spoken very rapidly:  "Side effects may
>> include........." The following is from afwine.
>> Graham
>>
>>
>> Do you suffer from shyness?
>>
>> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>>
>> If you answered yes to either of these questions, ask your doctor or
>> pharmacist about White Wine.
>>
>> White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
>> about yourself and your actions.
>>
>> White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
>> world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
>>
>> You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and
>> with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
>> prevent you from living the life you want to live.
>>
>> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
>> discover many talents you never knew you had.
>>
>> Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.
>>
>> White Wine may not be right for everyone.
>>
>> Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.
>>
>> However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
>> encouraged to try it.
>>
>> Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
>> erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
>> money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
>> headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
>> play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
>> Twister.
>
> ROFLMAO
>
>
>
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering
>> when you are not.
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an
>> idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over
>> and over again that you love them.
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
>> are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically
>> converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
>> tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>> NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!
>
> LOL
>
date: Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:54:20 +0100   author:   Spooooool

Re: Humour - Health benefits of white wine   
Spooooool wrote:
> I've warned before,  white vin man is not popular

<g>


>
>
> "Ophelia" <Ophelia@nix,co.uk> wrote in message
> news:g89eea$dvr$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>> Graham wrote:
>>> US TV stations frequently carry ads for prescription drugs that
>>> inevitably contain the lines: "If you suffer from any of these
>>> symptoms, ask your Dr if xxxxxx is right for you!"
>>> Followed by, and spoken very rapidly:  "Side effects may
>>> include........." The following is from afwine.
>>> Graham
>>>
>>>
>>> Do you suffer from shyness?
>>>
>>> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>>>
>>> If you answered yes to either of these questions, ask your doctor or
>>> pharmacist about White Wine.
>>>
>>> White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
>>> confident about yourself and your actions.
>>>
>>> White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell
>>> the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
>>>
>>> You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and
>>> with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
>>> prevent you from living the life you want to live.
>>>
>>> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
>>> discover many talents you never knew you had.
>>>
>>> Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.
>>>
>>> White Wine may not be right for everyone.
>>>
>>> Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.
>>>
>>> However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
>>> encouraged to try it.
>>>
>>> Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
>>> erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
>>> money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
>>> headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
>>> play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
>>> Twister.
>>
>> ROFLMAO
>>
>>
>>
>>> WARNING:
>>> The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering
>>> when you are not.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> WARNING:
>>> The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an
>>> idiot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> WARNING:
>>> The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends
>>> over and over again that you love them.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> WARNING:
>>> The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> WARNING:
>>> The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
>>> are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> WARNING:
>>> The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically
>>> converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> WARNING:
>>> The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
>>> tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>>
>>> NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!
>>
>> LOL
date: Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:06:19 +0100   author:   Ophelia Ophelia@nix,co.uk

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