Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?

Salt & vinegar?

OR???

Corey Richardson submitted this idea :
> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> Salt & vinegar?
>
> OR???

Salt and garlic mayonnaise.

Sam.

"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 
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> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> Salt & vinegar?
>
> OR???
>
>

Mustard.

I like them french fried potaters!


-- 
TFM®
Everyone else's never have defeated my logic!

Corey Richardson wrote:

>Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
>Salt & vinegar?
>
>OR???

Curry sauce? Nah, mayonnaise every time. Oh and a side order of a nice
bottle of belgian ale. <hic>
-- 
Phil Cook looking north over the park to the "Westminster Gasworks"

Corey Richardson <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in 
news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com:

> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
> 
> Salt & vinegar?
> 
> OR???
> 
> 

Ketchup+mayo+lots of pepper. Or salt and malt vinegar, but only with good 
thick cut (preferably freshly made) fries.

Saerah

"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 
news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com...
> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> Salt & vinegar?
>
> OR???
>
>

All depends what I eat them with. I very rarely have the pleasure of chips 
nowadays but here is how I used to like them:

Chips alone = salt & vinegar + sometimes ketchup too.

Chip butty = ketchup

Fish and chips = salt & vinegar + pickled onion or gherkin

Pie and chips = Brown sauce + salt & vinegar

Steak and chips = salt only

Never had them with mayo since I stopped visiting the continent. I used to 
enjoy them there but they never seemed the same at home with mayo.

On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:40:45 +0100, Corey Richardson
<KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote:

>Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
>Salt & vinegar?
>
>OR???

A chip muffin!

Chips, salt & vinegar and tomato ketchup on a muffin.

A muffin is one of these:-
http://www.channel4.com/food/big-food-map/channel-4-on-tour/the-route/north-west/bury-makes-its-mark-08-07-07_p_6.html

On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:03:12 +0100, Steve  wrote:

>On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:40:45 +0100, Corey Richardson
><KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote:
>
>>Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>
>>Salt & vinegar?
>>
>>OR???
>
>A chip muffin!
>
>Chips, salt & vinegar and tomato ketchup on a muffin.
>
>A muffin is one of these:-
>http://www.channel4.com/food/big-food-map/channel-4-on-tour/the-route/north-west/bury-makes-its-mark-08-07-07_p_6.html

Chips and gravy too?

sarah gray  wrote:

> Ketchup+mayo+lots of pepper.

[Poor Man's] Cocktail sauce?

> Or salt and malt vinegar, but only with good 
> thick cut (preferably freshly made) fries.

I love malt vinegar but it ruins the crunchiness of the fries.
My recent solution: Mix 2-3 parts ketchup with 1 part malt vinegar.

Now why didn't I think of that 30 years ago?

-sw

"Steve"  wrote in message 
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>
> A muffin is one of these:-
> http://www.channel4.com/food/big-food-map/channel-4-on-tour/the-route/north-west/bury-makes-its-mark-08-07-07_p_6.html

A beauty of an oven bottom muffin, someone was on about them the other day 
in ufdm.
I've only ever had Tescos and they won't be as good as the one shown.

On Aug 10, 1:13 pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> sarah gray  wrote:
> > Ketchup馬꣺娭 of pepper.
>
> [Poor Man's] Cocktail sauce?
>
> > Or salt and malt vinegar, but only with good
> > thick cut (preferably freshly made) fries.
>
> I love malt vinegar but it ruins the crunchiness of the fries.
> My recent solution: Mix 2-3 parts ketchup with 1 part malt vinegar.
>
> Now why didn't I think of that 30 years ago?
>
> -sw

Ketchup and salt  if they're fresh cut and double fried.
Otherwise: cocktail sauce or tartar sauce if it's on the table or with
fried seafood.
Except for ersatz fish and chips like Long John Silver's then it's
malt vinegar too.
Lynn in Fargo
where fresh, affordable fish is harder to find than buffalo

On 10 Aug, 18:40, Corey Richardson <KB...@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote:
> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> Salt & vinegar?
>
> OR???

Mayonnaise with garlic and wholegrain mustard.

Dragonblaze

TFM® wrote:
> "Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message
> news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com...
>> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>
>> Salt & vinegar?
>>
>> OR???
>>
>>
>
> Mustard.
>
> I like them french fried potaters!

You don't eat french fries!  AND, if you attempt to take one of mine, I've 
never seen you eat one with mustard.  You're full of crap.

kili

Corey Richardson wrote:

> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> Salt & vinegar?

Salt and vinegar

"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 
news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com...
> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> Salt & vinegar?
>
> OR???


Properly prepared French Fries need only salt.

Dimitri

sarah gray wrote:

> Corey Richardson <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in 
> news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com:
> 
> 
>>Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>
>>Salt & vinegar?
>>
>>OR???
>>
>>
> 
> 
> Ketchup+mayo+lots of pepper. Or salt and malt vinegar, but only with good 
> thick cut (preferably freshly made) fries.

I always associate fries with fast food chains and they are about 5 to 6 
mm thick. My local serves what he calls chunky chips that might be as 
thick as 25 mm.

Message to USA posters, what you call French fries, we call chips.

Dave

Steve wrote:

> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:40:45 +0100, Corey Richardson
> <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote:
> 
> 
>>Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>
>>Salt & vinegar?
>>
>>OR???
> 
> 
> A chip muffin!
> 
> Chips, salt & vinegar and tomato ketchup on a muffin.
> 
> A muffin is one of these:-
> http://www.channel4.com/food/big-food-map/channel-4-on-tour/the-route/north-west/bury-makes-its-mark-08-07-07_p_6.html

One thing I never found about about, why did the baker poke a hole in 
the middle before baking it?  Was it to stop it rising too much?

Dave

On 10-Aug-2008, "Dimitri"  wrote:

> Properly prepared French Fries need only salt.
>
> Dimitri

Amen to that; I like the taste of potato.

Poorly prepared ones are useful only as a ketchup delivery vehicle; I like
the taste of ketchup too   ;-)
-- 
Change Cujo to Juno in email address.

"l, not -l"  wrote
>
> Poorly prepared ones are useful only as a ketchup delivery vehicle; I like
> the taste of ketchup too   ;-)
> -- 

I love wobbly fries with ketchup.

"cybercat"  wrote in
news:g7nhlf$837$1@registered.motzarella.org: 

> 
> "l, not -l"  wrote
>>
>> Poorly prepared ones are useful only as a ketchup delivery vehicle; I
>> like the taste of ketchup too   ;-)
>> -- 
> 
> I love wobbly fries with ketchup. 
> 
> 
> 

No wonder you're so concerned with the redistribution of wealth, heh.

Saerah

"sarah gray"  wrote in message 
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> "cybercat"  wrote in
> news:g7nhlf$837$1@registered.motzarella.org:
>
>>
>> "l, not -l"  wrote
>>>
>>> Poorly prepared ones are useful only as a ketchup delivery vehicle; I
>>> like the taste of ketchup too   ;-)
>>> -- 
>>
>> I love wobbly fries with ketchup.
>>
>>
>>
>
> No wonder you're so concerned with the redistribution of wealth, heh.
>
> Saerah

It's true. I am destitute. I may have to give up my teranews subscription.

Now don't you feel better? You've vented all the frustration of being you on 
someone who is clearly doing Evil in this World. Calling a twit a twit in 
Usenet. You must be very proud.

Your mother must be very proud.

It all just chokes me up.

"cybercat"  wrote in
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> 
> "sarah gray"  wrote in message 
> news:Xns9AF6A68D818A7anisaerahoohaycom@207.115.17.102...
>> "cybercat"  wrote in
>> news:g7nhlf$837$1@registered.motzarella.org:
>>
>>>
>>> "l, not -l"  wrote
>>>>
>>>> Poorly prepared ones are useful only as a ketchup delivery vehicle;
>>>> I like the taste of ketchup too   ;-)
>>>> -- 
>>>
>>> I love wobbly fries with ketchup.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> No wonder you're so concerned with the redistribution of wealth, heh.
>>
>> Saerah
> 
> It's true. I am destitute. I may have to give up my teranews
> subscription. 
> 
> Now don't you feel better? You've vented all the frustration of being
> you on someone who is clearly doing Evil in this World. Calling a twit
> a twit in Usenet. You must be very proud.
> 
> Your mother must be very proud.
> 
> It all just chokes me up. 

And queue me laughing that you didn't even get the joke.

Saerah

Phil Cook wrote:

> Curry sauce? Nah, mayonnaise every time. Oh and a side order of a nice
> bottle of belgian ale. <hic>

I was in Newquay, Cornwall recently (not through choice) and one cafe 
displayed on a chalkboard on the kerbline; Today's 'special', Curry 
Sauce and Chips!

Just further down the road, Cornwall's premier Mexican restaurant 
advertised burger and chips on their menu.

It was worth paying the compulsory £5 towards Airport Development Fund 
to depart.

"Lynn from Fargo"  wrote in message 
news:e6e4682f-7e52-476f-af66-3efc198b36a1@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> On Aug 10, 1:13 pm, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>> sarah gray  wrote:
>> > Ketchup+mayo+lots of pepper.
>>
>> [Poor Man's] Cocktail sauce?
>>
>> > Or salt and malt vinegar, but only with good
>> > thick cut (preferably freshly made) fries.
>>
>> I love malt vinegar but it ruins the crunchiness of the fries.
>> My recent solution: Mix 2-3 parts ketchup with 1 part malt vinegar.
>>
>> Now why didn't I think of that 30 years ago?
>>
>> -sw
>
> Ketchup and salt  if they're fresh cut and double fried.
> Otherwise: cocktail sauce or tartar sauce if it's on the table or with
> fried seafood.
> Except for ersatz fish and chips like Long John Silver's then it's
> malt vinegar too.
> Lynn in Fargo
> where fresh, affordable fish is harder to find than buffalo


Don't feel like the Lone Ranger.  I live in Floriduh and seafood is not to 
be had for any price.

TFM®

"Dave"  wrote in message 
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> sarah gray wrote:
>
>> Corey Richardson <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in 
>> news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com:
>>
>>
>>>Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>>
>>>Salt & vinegar?
>>>
>>>OR???
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> Ketchup+mayo+lots of pepper. Or salt and malt vinegar, but only with good 
>> thick cut (preferably freshly made) fries.
>
> I always associate fries with fast food chains and they are about 5 to 6 
> mm thick. My local serves what he calls chunky chips that might be as 
> thick as 25 mm.
>
> Message to USA posters, what you call French fries, we call chips.
>
> Dave

Yes, we're aware of that.  We have this thing called global awareness.  As I 
see in the news lately, there are even several other languages spoken on the 
planet other than American.  I find that odd.


TFM®

On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:51:16 +0100, Dave 
wrote:

>Message to USA posters, what you call French fries, we call chips.

That's why I put "Chips (French fries)" as the subject line.

<hillbilly> wrote:
>
> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages spoken on the
> planet other than American.

American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in Florida.

Sheldon  wrote in
news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: 

> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>
>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages spoken
>> on 
> the
>> planet other than American.
> 
> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in Florida.
> 
> 

Dude, *everything* rots in Florida. Methinks it's the humidity.

(ducks)

Saerah

Corey Richardson wrote

> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> Salt & vinegar?
>
> OR???

Maio, sometimes ketchup but I don't mix them often, and when I can I
ask for some lettuce leaves, they go way too well with fries.
-- 
  Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'

On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:14:38 +0200, "Vilco" <a@b.invalid> wrote:

>Corey Richardson wrote
>
>> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>
>> Salt & vinegar?
>>
>> OR???
>
>Maio, sometimes ketchup but I don't mix them often, and when I can I
>ask for some lettuce leaves, they go way too well with fries.

Sounds good.

I sometimes do something really disgusting with chips - I eat them on a
sandwich with (UK) tinned corned beef and piccalilli.

Corey Richardson  wrote in 
news:47ru94l992u1q757o0c8gj3sqglhkppb63@4ax.com:

> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:14:38 +0200, "Vilco" <a@b.invalid> wrote:
> 
>>Corey Richardson wrote
>>
>>> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>>
>>> Salt & vinegar?
>>>
>>> OR???
>>
>>Maio, sometimes ketchup but I don't mix them often, and when I can I
>>ask for some lettuce leaves, they go way too well with fries.
> 
> Sounds good.
> 
> I sometimes do something really disgusting with chips - I eat them on 
a
> sandwich with (UK) tinned corned beef and piccalilli.
> 
> 

That sounds alright, at least flavor-wise. Maybe on rye or pumpernickel?

Saerah (Who had a near-constant hankering for well done fries with 
creamy caesar dressing when she was pregnant)

"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 
news:86ou94t3tvdut77q1b5hfq533ajkpji0ga@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:51:16 +0100, Dave 
> wrote:
>
>>Message to USA posters, what you call French fries, we call chips.
>
> That's why I put "Chips (French fries)" as the subject line.
>

I would think most people in the US would know that.  On one trip to London 
we had a driver who explained some of the differences and we knew them for 
the most part...  chips, fag, biscuits, etc.  One thing that surprised us 
though was that we were told NOT to use the common US term "Drug Store" when 
in the UK you should use the term chemist or pharmacy because otherwise they 
would think you meant something entirely different (and illegal?).

Chris a USA Texan

cybercat wrote:
> "sarah gray"  wrote in message 
> news:Xns9AF6A68D818A7anisaerahoohaycom@207.115.17.102...
>> "cybercat"  wrote in
>> news:g7nhlf$837$1@registered.motzarella.org:
>>
>>> "l, not -l"  wrote
>>>> Poorly prepared ones are useful only as a ketchup delivery vehicle; I
>>>> like the taste of ketchup too   ;-)
>>>> -- 
>>> I love wobbly fries with ketchup.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> No wonder you're so concerned with the redistribution of wealth, heh.
>>
>> Saerah
> 
> It's true. I am destitute. I may have to give up my teranews subscription.
> 
> Now don't you feel better? You've vented all the frustration of being you on 
> someone who is clearly doing Evil in this World. Calling a twit a twit in 
> Usenet. You must be very proud.
> 
> Your mother must be very proud.
> 
> It all just chokes me up. 
> 
> 
Teranews has free subscriptions but you are posting through Motzarella.

-dk

Chris Marksberry  wrote:

>"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 

>>>Message to USA posters, what you call French fries, we call chips.
>>
>> That's why I put "Chips (French fries)" as the subject line.

>I would think most people in the US would know that.  On one trip to London 
>we had a driver who explained some of the differences and we knew them for 
>the most part...  chips, fag, biscuits, etc.  One thing that surprised us 
>though was that we were told NOT to use the common US term "Drug Store" when 
>in the UK you should use the term chemist or pharmacy because otherwise they 
>would think you meant something entirely different (and illegal?).

Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".

Steve

Dave Smith wrote:

> Corey Richardson wrote:
>
> > Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
> >
> > Salt & vinegar?
>
> Salt and vinegar

Oops..... forgot..... gravy.... preferably nice beef gravy.

Dave wrote:

> > Or salt and malt vinegar, but only with good
> > thick cut (preferably freshly made) fries.
>
> I always associate fries with fast food chains and they are about 5 to 6
> mm thick. My local serves what he calls chunky chips that might be as
> thick as 25 mm.

I associate rotten fries with fast food joints.  Good chips most often come
from a  truck, the type that sets up on a street or park and sells nothign but
chips, really good chips.

> Message to USA posters, what you call French fries, we call chips.
>

Yep. Thank goodness they are back to that instead of that idiotic Freedom
Fries.

"Steve Pope"  wrote in message 
news:g7nrhk$a41$1@blue.rahul.net...
> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>
>>"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message
>
>>>>Message to USA posters, what you call French fries, we call chips.
>>>
>>> That's why I put "Chips (French fries)" as the subject line.
>
>>I would think most people in the US would know that.  On one trip to 
>>London
>>we had a driver who explained some of the differences and we knew them for
>>the most part...  chips, fag, biscuits, etc.  One thing that surprised us
>>though was that we were told NOT to use the common US term "Drug Store" 
>>when
>>in the UK you should use the term chemist or pharmacy because otherwise 
>>they
>>would think you meant something entirely different (and illegal?).
>
> Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".
>
> Steve

Yup,

You should ask for a Serviette... correct?  Now if you ask for napkin you'd 
end up with a diaper?

Chris

Chris Marksberry  wrote:

>"Steve Pope"  wrote in message 

>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>> Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".

>Yup,
>
>You should ask for a Serviette... correct?  

Correct

>Now if you ask for napkin you'd end up with a diaper?

Yep, that would be what the request meant.

Steve

kilikini wrote:
> TFM® wrote:

>> I like them french fried potaters!
> 
> You don't eat french fries!  AND, if you attempt to take one of mine, I've 
> never seen you eat one with mustard.  You're full of crap.

This is like a flashback to "The Newlywed Game".  I expect a zinger post
from Bob Eubanks shortly.


-- 
Blinky
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org
Need a new news feed?  http://blinkynet.net/comp/newfeed.html

On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:16:52 -0500, "Chris Marksberry"
 wrote:

>
>"Steve Pope"  wrote in message 
>news:g7nrhk$a41$1@blue.rahul.net...
>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>
>>>"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message
>>
>>>>>Message to USA posters, what you call French fries, we call chips.
>>>>
>>>> That's why I put "Chips (French fries)" as the subject line.
>>
>>>I would think most people in the US would know that.  On one trip to 
>>>London
>>>we had a driver who explained some of the differences and we knew them for
>>>the most part...  chips, fag, biscuits, etc.  One thing that surprised us
>>>though was that we were told NOT to use the common US term "Drug Store" 
>>>when
>>>in the UK you should use the term chemist or pharmacy because otherwise 
>>>they
>>>would think you meant something entirely different (and illegal?).
>>
>> Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".
>>
>> Steve
>
>Yup,
>
>You should ask for a Serviette... correct?  Now if you ask for napkin you'd 
>end up with a diaper?

You (and we) call a large paper tissue a napkin too, yes? 

No, we know what a napkin is in the UK, I call 'em a napkins too. A
serviette is a cloth napkin for use at a table, IMHO.

And a diaper is a nappy in the UK.

However, we do call the trunk a boot...

On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:21:58 +0000 (UTC), spope33@speedymail.org (Steve
Pope) wrote:

>Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>
>>"Steve Pope"  wrote in message 
>
>>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>> Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".
>
>>Yup,
>>
>>You should ask for a Serviette... correct?  
>
>Correct
>
>>Now if you ask for napkin you'd end up with a diaper?
>
>Yep, that would be what the request meant.

Well, in this part of the UK we call diapers nappies.

Does *anywhere* in the UK call a diaper (nappy) a napkin?

sarah gray wrote:
> Sheldon  wrote in
> news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>
>> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>>
>>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
>>> spoken on
>> the
>>> planet other than American.
>>
>> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
>> Florida.
>>
>>
>
> Dude, *everything* rots in Florida. Methinks it's the humidity.
>
> (ducks)
>
> Saerah

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We just came to terms with the fact that we're 
grandparents living in FL!  We're only 40 years old, but my gosh, we fit! 
ACK!

kili

Blinky the Shark wrote:
> kilikini wrote:
>> TFM® wrote:
>
>>> I like them french fried potaters!
>>
>> You don't eat french fries!  AND, if you attempt to take one of
>> mine, I've never seen you eat one with mustard.  You're full of crap.
>
> This is like a flashback to "The Newlywed Game".  I expect a zinger
> post from Bob Eubanks shortly.

He just wanted the chance to say, "I like them french fried potaters, ahem." 
Trust me on this one.

kili

"kilikini"  wrote in
news:g7nu6d$iur$1@news.datemas.de: 

> sarah gray wrote:
>> Sheldon  wrote in
>> news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-
7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>>>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
>>>> spoken on
>>> the
>>>> planet other than American.
>>>
>>> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
>>> Florida.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Dude, *everything* rots in Florida. Methinks it's the humidity.
>>
>> (ducks)
>>
>> Saerah
> 
> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We just came to terms with the fact that
> we're grandparents living in FL!  We're only 40 years old, but my
> gosh, we fit! ACK!
> 

Yeah, but neither of you is from NY or MI. At least there's that. :)

Saerah

"kilikini"  wrote in
news:g7nubb$jbj$1@news.datemas.de: 

> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> kilikini wrote:
>>> TFM® wrote:
>>
>>>> I like them french fried potaters!
>>>
>>> You don't eat french fries!  AND, if you attempt to take one of
>>> mine, I've never seen you eat one with mustard.  You're full of
>>> crap. 
>>
>> This is like a flashback to "The Newlywed Game".  I expect a zinger
>> post from Bob Eubanks shortly.
> 
> He just wanted the chance to say, "I like them french fried potaters,
> ahem." Trust me on this one.

At least he doesn't like them "In the butt, Bob"

Saerah (I know that was lame, but I have been wracking my brain to try 
to come up with some way to work that in.)

"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 
news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com...
> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> Salt & vinegar?
>
> OR???
>
>

depending on mood and time of year...

gravy
aioli

sarah gray wrote:
> "kilikini"  wrote in
> news:g7nubb$jbj$1@news.datemas.de:
>
>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>> kilikini wrote:
>>>> TFM® wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I like them french fried potaters!
>>>>
>>>> You don't eat french fries!  AND, if you attempt to take one of
>>>> mine, I've never seen you eat one with mustard.  You're full of
>>>> crap.
>>>
>>> This is like a flashback to "The Newlywed Game".  I expect a zinger
>>> post from Bob Eubanks shortly.
>>
>> He just wanted the chance to say, "I like them french fried potaters,
>> ahem." Trust me on this one.
>
> At least he doesn't like them "In the butt, Bob"
>
> Saerah (I know that was lame, but I have been wracking my brain to try
> to come up with some way to work that in.)

Silly girl!  :~)

kili

sarah gray wrote:
> "kilikini"  wrote in
> news:g7nu6d$iur$1@news.datemas.de:
>
>> sarah gray wrote:
>>> Sheldon  wrote in
>>> news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-
> 7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>>> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>>>>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
>>>>> spoken on
>>>> the
>>>>> planet other than American.
>>>>
>>>> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
>>>> Florida.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Dude, *everything* rots in Florida. Methinks it's the humidity.
>>>
>>> (ducks)
>>>
>>> Saerah
>>
>> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We just came to terms with the fact that
>> we're grandparents living in FL!  We're only 40 years old, but my
>> gosh, we fit! ACK!
>>
>
> Yeah, but neither of you is from NY or MI. At least there's that. :)
>
> Saerah

Good point.  My hubby hates blue license tags on a vehicle.  :~)

kili

In article ,
 Corey Richardson <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote:

> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
> 
> Salt & vinegar? 

Heinz Ketchup of course, but a little bit of malt vinegar is a nice 
touch.

sarah gray wrote:
> "kilikini"  wrote in
> news:g7nu6d$iur$1@news.datemas.de:
>
>> sarah gray wrote:
>>> Sheldon  wrote in
>>> news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-
> 7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>>>
>>>> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>>>>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
>>>>> spoken on
>>>> the
>>>>> planet other than American.
>>>>
>>>> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
>>>> Florida.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Dude, *everything* rots in Florida. Methinks it's the humidity.
>>>
>>> (ducks)
>>>
>>> Saerah
>>
>> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We just came to terms with the fact that
>> we're grandparents living in FL!  We're only 40 years old, but my
>> gosh, we fit! ACK!
>>
>
> Yeah, but neither of you is from NY or MI. At least there's that. :)
>
> Saerah

True story.  Thanks for that.  :~)

kili

"Sheldon"  wrote in message 
news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>
>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages spoken on 
>> the
>> planet other than American.
>
> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in Florida.
>

Are you my personal disease, or are you stalking me?

At any rate, get off my dick, bitch.

You're a hyper retarded mother fucker if you can't accept the fact that 
English and American are two separate and distinct languages.


You seem to think you have some elevated status here due to the fact that 
you're a prick.

In reality you are the laughing stock of usenet.  You are a worthless piece 
of shit.


TFM®

"Sheldon"  wrote in message 
news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>
>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages spoken on 
>> the
>> planet other than American.
>
> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in Florida.
>

Are you threatening me!?!?!?!

"kilikini"  wrote in news:g7o25f$pn1$1
> 
> Silly girl!  :~)


like you would expect any less?

Saerah

"sarah gray"  wrote in message 
news:Xns9AF6CA476E1A9anisaerahoohaycom@207.115.33.102...
> "kilikini"  wrote in
> news:g7nubb$jbj$1@news.datemas.de:
>
>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>> kilikini wrote:
>>>> TFM® wrote:
>>>
>>>>> I like them french fried potaters!
>>>>
>>>> You don't eat french fries!  AND, if you attempt to take one of
>>>> mine, I've never seen you eat one with mustard.  You're full of
>>>> crap.
>>>
>>> This is like a flashback to "The Newlywed Game".  I expect a zinger
>>> post from Bob Eubanks shortly.
>>
>> He just wanted the chance to say, "I like them french fried potaters,
>> ahem." Trust me on this one.
>
> At least he doesn't like them "In the butt, Bob"
>
> Saerah (I know that was lame, but I have been wracking my brain to try
> to come up with some way to work that in.)

Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

"In the buttt."

Ijo de la Chingada!

TFM®

"Cornholio"  wrote in
news:489f9748$0$18030$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com: 

> 
> 
> "Sheldon"  wrote in message 
> news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-
7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com..
> . 
>> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>>
>>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
>>> spoken on the
>>> planet other than American.
>>
>> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
>> Florida. 
>>
> 
> Are you threatening me!?!?!?! 
> 
> 

nah, he just needs TP for his bunghole.

S

TFM®  wrote in news:489f9873$0$18024
$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com:

> 
> 
> "sarah gray"  wrote in message 
> news:Xns9AF6CA476E1A9anisaerahoohaycom@207.115.33.102...
>> "kilikini"  wrote in
>> news:g7nubb$jbj$1@news.datemas.de:
>>
>>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>>> kilikini wrote:
>>>>> TFM® wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> I like them french fried potaters!
>>>>>
>>>>> You don't eat french fries!  AND, if you attempt to take one of
>>>>> mine, I've never seen you eat one with mustard.  You're full of
>>>>> crap.
>>>>
>>>> This is like a flashback to "The Newlywed Game".  I expect a zinger
>>>> post from Bob Eubanks shortly.
>>>
>>> He just wanted the chance to say, "I like them french fried 
potaters,
>>> ahem." Trust me on this one.
>>
>> At least he doesn't like them "In the butt, Bob"
>>
>> Saerah (I know that was lame, but I have been wracking my brain to 
try
>> to come up with some way to work that in.)
> 
> Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
> 
> "In the buttt."
> 
> Ijo de la Chingada!
> 


Man, were they repressed back then, or what?
:)

Saerah

TFM® wrote:
> "sarah gray"  wrote in message
> news:Xns9AF6CA476E1A9anisaerahoohaycom@207.115.33.102...
>> "kilikini"  wrote in
>> news:g7nubb$jbj$1@news.datemas.de:
>>
>>> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>>>> kilikini wrote:
>>>>> TFM® wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> I like them french fried potaters!
>>>>>
>>>>> You don't eat french fries!  AND, if you attempt to take one of
>>>>> mine, I've never seen you eat one with mustard.  You're full of
>>>>> crap.
>>>>
>>>> This is like a flashback to "The Newlywed Game".  I expect a zinger
>>>> post from Bob Eubanks shortly.
>>>
>>> He just wanted the chance to say, "I like them french fried
>>> potaters, ahem." Trust me on this one.
>>
>> At least he doesn't like them "In the butt, Bob"
>>
>> Saerah (I know that was lame, but I have been wracking my brain to
>> try to come up with some way to work that in.)
>
> Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
>
> "In the buttt."
>
> Ijo de la Chingada!
>
> TFM®

Darling, that surpassed gross.  You're not being funny.

kili

sarah gray wrote:
> "Cornholio"  wrote in
> news:489f9748$0$18030$ec3e2dad@news.usenetmonster.com:
>
>>
>>
>> "Sheldon"  wrote in message
>> news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-
> 7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com..
>> .
>>> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>>>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
>>>> spoken on the
>>>> planet other than American.
>>>
>>> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
>>> Florida.
>>>
>>
>> Are you threatening me!?!?!?!
>>
>>
>
> nah, he just needs TP for his bunghole.
>
> S


ROFLMAO................I can't even type.  This is toooo funny.

kili

On Aug 10, 6:38 pm, "kilikini"  wrote:
> sarah gray wrote:
> > Sheldon  wrote in
> >news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>
> >> <hillbilly> wrote:
>
> >>> We have this thing called global awareness. As I
> >>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
> >>> spoken on
> >> the
> >>> planet other than American.
>
> >> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
> >> Florida.
>
> > Dude, *everything* rots in Florida. Methinks it's the humidity.
>
> > (ducks)
>
> > Saerah
>
> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We just came to terms with the fact that we're
> grandparents living in FL!  We're only 40 years old, but my gosh, we fit!
> ACK!
>
> kili

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous!
I'm 59 and not a grandchild in sight.  She is "betrothed".  Everybody
pray.  She says if she gets pregnant they'll get married sooner. (at
least I got the marriage B4 babies part right!)

Lynn in Fargo
Suffering from several chronic diseases with one foot dangling . . .

Lynn from Fargo  wrote in news:9dc0487b-7261-4397-
bbdc-e2ee32ca363c@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com:

> On Aug 10, 6:38 pm, "kilikini"  wrote:
>> sarah gray wrote:
>> > Sheldon  wrote in
>> >news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-
7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> >> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>
>> >>> We have this thing called global awareness. As I
>> >>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
>> >>> spoken on
>> >> the
>> >>> planet other than American.
>>
>> >> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
>> >> Florida.
>>
>> > Dude, *everything* rots in Florida. Methinks it's the humidity.
>>
>> > (ducks)
>>
>> > Saerah
>>
>> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We just came to terms with the fact that 
we'r
> e
>> grandparents living in FL!  We're only 40 years old, but my gosh, we 
fi
> t!
>> ACK!
>>
>> kili
> 
> I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous!
> I'm 59 and not a grandchild in sight.  She is "betrothed".  Everybody
> pray.  She says if she gets pregnant they'll get married sooner. (at
> least I got the marriage B4 babies part right!)
> 
> Lynn in Fargo
> Suffering from several chronic diseases with one foot dangling . . .
> 

heh. I'm 28, my daughter is 6. If I'm a grandmother before I'm 45, I'll 
be *upset* :)

Saerah

On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 17:36:53 -0400, TFM® wrote:

> "Dave"  wrote in message 
> news:homdncWhV88l2wLVRVnyvwA@bt.com...
>>
>> Message to USA posters, what you call French fries, we call chips.
>>
>> Dave
> 
> Yes, we're aware of that.  We have this thing called global awareness.  As I 
> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages spoken on the 
> planet other than American.  I find that odd.
> 
> 
> TFM®

fuckin' wogs.

your pal,
blake

On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:31:55 -0400, TFM® wrote:

> "Sheldon"  wrote in message 
> news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>> <hillbilly> wrote:
>>>
>>> We have this thing called global awareness. �As I
>>> see in the news lately, there are even several other languages spoken on 
>>> the
>>> planet other than American.
>>
>> American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in Florida.
>>
> 
> Are you my personal disease, or are you stalking me?

sheldon is as common as a cold, but nastier.

your pal,
blake

Corey Richardson wrote:
> 
> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
> 
> Salt & vinegar?
> 
> OR???

Sharp mustard or mayonnaise or Dutch fritesaus or mayo plus chile paste
or hoisin sauce or brown sauce or salt and vinegar or the lemon 'juice'
from the kebab place or pickled onion juice (ditto)...

On Aug 10, 6:55 pm, Dave Smith  wrote:
> Dave Smith wrote:
> > Corey Richardson wrote:
>
> > > Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> > > Salt & vinegar?
>
> > Salt and vinegar
>
> Oops..... forgot..... gravy.... preferably nice beef gravy.

Just go for a poutine. :)

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

DK wrote:
> cybercat wrote:
>> "sarah gray"  wrote in message 
>> news:Xns9AF6A68D818A7anisaerahoohaycom@207.115.17.102...
>>> "cybercat"  wrote in
>>> news:g7nhlf$837$1@registered.motzarella.org:
>>>
>>>> "l, not -l"  wrote
>>>>> Poorly prepared ones are useful only as a ketchup delivery vehicle; I
>>>>> like the taste of ketchup too   ;-)
>>>>> -- 
>>>> I love wobbly fries with ketchup.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> No wonder you're so concerned with the redistribution of wealth, heh.
>>>
>>> Saerah
>>
>> It's true. I am destitute. I may have to give up my teranews 
>> subscription.
>>
>> Now don't you feel better? You've vented all the frustration of being 
>> you on someone who is clearly doing Evil in this World. Calling a twit 
>> a twit in Usenet. You must be very proud.
>>
>> Your mother must be very proud.
>>
>> It all just chokes me up.
>>
> Teranews has free subscriptions but you are posting through Motzarella.
> 
... which is also free ;)

sarah gray wrote:
> Lynn from Fargo  wrote in news:9dc0487b-7261-4397-
> bbdc-e2ee32ca363c@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com:
> 
> 
>>On Aug 10, 6:38 pm, "kilikini"  wrote:
>>
>>>sarah gray wrote:
>>>
>>>>Sheldon  wrote in
>>>>news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-
> 
> 7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
> 
>>>>><hillbilly> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>We have this thing called global awareness. As I
>>>>>>see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
>>>>>>spoken on
>>>>>
>>>>>the
>>>>>
>>>>>>planet other than American.
>>>
>>>>>American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
>>>>>Florida.
>>>
>>>>Dude, *everything* rots in Florida. Methinks it's the humidity.
>>>
>>>>(ducks)
>>>
>>>>Saerah
>>>
>>>ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We just came to terms with the fact that 
> 
> we'r
> 
>>e
>>
>>>grandparents living in FL!  We're only 40 years old, but my gosh, we 
> 
> fi
> 
>>t!
>>
>>>ACK!
>>>
>>>kili
>>
>>I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous!
>>I'm 59 and not a grandchild in sight.  She is "betrothed".  Everybody
>>pray.  She says if she gets pregnant they'll get married sooner. (at
>>least I got the marriage B4 babies part right!)
>>
>>Lynn in Fargo
>>Suffering from several chronic diseases with one foot dangling . . .
>>
> 
> 
> heh. I'm 28, my daughter is 6. If I'm a grandmother before I'm 45, I'll 
> be *upset* :)

I used to supervise a woman who was a granny at the grand old age of 30.

Dave

Steve Pope wrote:

> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
> 
> 
>>"Steve Pope"  wrote in message 
> 
> 
>>>Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".
> 
> 
>>Yup,
>>
>>You should ask for a Serviette... correct?  
> 
> 
> Correct

Not quite. Put napkin into google and wikipedia are saying that they are 
one and the same.

>>Now if you ask for napkin you'd end up with a diaper?
> 
> 
> Yep, that would be what the request meant.

Again if you look it up with google, it is named slightly different.

Dave

Corey Richardson wrote:


> And a diaper is a nappy in the UK.

Perhaps that is where the confusion originates.

> However, we do call the trunk a boot...

And a hood becomes a bonnet.

Dave

Dave   wrote:

>Steve Pope wrote:

>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:

>>>"Steve Pope"  wrote in message 

>>>>Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>>Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".

>>>Yup,

>>>You should ask for a Serviette... correct?  

>> Correct

>Not quite. Put napkin into google and wikipedia are saying that they are 
>one and the same.

>>>Now if you ask for napkin you'd end up with a diaper?

>> Yep, that would be what the request meant.

>Again if you look it up with google, it is named slightly different.

Meaningless.

Steve
>Dave

"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 
news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com...
> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>
> Salt & vinegar?
>
> OR???

Depends....if they are fnatastically good fries, then they need nothing but 
a light sprinkle of salt. Sometimes I like them with ketchup, and when I'm 
feeling indulgent, sour cream. Mind you, I eat french fries about twice a 
year LOL...they just are not good for me, as a diabetic.

My husband and daughter both like malt vinegar, and hubby also likes Cajun 
Chef (hot sauce) on his.

kimberly
--
http://eating-sandiego.blogspot.com/
http://www.revver.com/video/1100047/patriot-pilot/#

"flitterbit"  wrote in message 
news:g7pvgs$39k$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> DK wrote:
>> cybercat wrote:
>>> "sarah gray"  wrote in message 
>>> news:Xns9AF6A68D818A7anisaerahoohaycom@207.115.17.102...
>>>> "cybercat"  wrote in
>>>> news:g7nhlf$837$1@registered.motzarella.org:
>>>>
>>>>> "l, not -l"  wrote
>>>>>> Poorly prepared ones are useful only as a ketchup delivery vehicle; I
>>>>>> like the taste of ketchup too   ;-)
>>>>>> -- 
>>>>> I love wobbly fries with ketchup.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> No wonder you're so concerned with the redistribution of wealth, heh.
>>>>
>>>> Saerah
>>>
>>> It's true. I am destitute. I may have to give up my teranews 
>>> subscription.
>>>
>>> Now don't you feel better? You've vented all the frustration of being 
>>> you on someone who is clearly doing Evil in this World. Calling a twit a 
>>> twit in Usenet. You must be very proud.
>>>
>>> Your mother must be very proud.
>>>
>>> It all just chokes me up.
>>>
>> Teranews has free subscriptions but you are posting through Motzarella.
>>
> ... which is also free ;)

You bet! I told you I was destitute. In any case I'd never pay for Usenet.

flitterbit wrote:
> DK wrote:
>
>> Teranews has free subscriptions but you are posting through Motzarella.
>>
> ... which is also free ;)

Terranews isn't free.  It's a $4 setup fee:

"Due to the overwhelming response to our free account offer and 
the costs associated with verifying credit card information we 
have begun charging a one time setup fee of $3.95."

Color me cornfused.  Why do they need to verify credit card 
information if it's a "free" account?  Sounds like a Catch-22. 
They might as well advertise "Free Porn(*)".

Also - they put annoying tag-lines on all (most?) of your posts, 
advertising their "free" Usenet access.

-sw

Dave  wrote  on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:13:27 +0100:

>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>> 
>>> "Steve Pope"  wrote in message 
>> 
>>>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>> Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".
>> 
>>> Yup,
>>> 
>>> You should ask for a Serviette... correct?  
>> 
>> Correct

> Not quite. Put napkin into google and wikipedia are saying
> that they are one and the same.

>>> Now if you ask for napkin you'd end up with a diaper?
>> 
>> Yep, that would be what the request meant.

> Again if you look it up with google, it is named slightly
> different.

"Serviette" is very non-U!

-- 

James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

Email, with obvious alterations: not.jim.silverton.at.verizon.not

"Sqwertz" <sqwertz@cluemail.compost> wrote in message 
news:g7q5nf$l03$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> flitterbit wrote:
>> DK wrote:
>>
>>> Teranews has free subscriptions but you are posting through Motzarella.
>>>
>> ... which is also free ;)
>
> Terranews isn't free.  It's a $4 setup fee:
>
> "Due to the overwhelming response to our free account offer and the costs 
> associated with verifying credit card information we have begun charging a 
> one time setup fee of $3.95."
>
> Color me cornfused.  Why do they need to verify credit card information if 
> it's a "free" account?  Sounds like a Catch-22. They might as well 
> advertise "Free Porn(*)".
>
> Also - they put annoying tag-lines on all (most?) of your posts, 
> advertising their "free" Usenet access.
>

Annoying to whom? I paid $3.95 seven years ago, and have used Teranews ever 
since with some regularity. It's the most I've ever paid for Usenet.

"kilikini"  wrote in message 
news:g7nubb$jbj$1@news.datemas.de...
> Blinky the Shark wrote:
>> kilikini wrote:
>>> TFM® wrote:
>>
>>>> I like them french fried potaters!
>>>
>>> You don't eat french fries!  AND, if you attempt to take one of
>>> mine, I've never seen you eat one with mustard.  You're full of crap.
>>
>> This is like a flashback to "The Newlywed Game".  I expect a zinger
>> post from Bob Eubanks shortly.
>
> He just wanted the chance to say, "I like them french fried potaters, 
> ahem." Trust me on this one.

I prefer old fashioned english potato chips!

>
> kili
>

Nexis wrote:

> "Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 
> news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com...
> 
>>Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>
>>Salt & vinegar?
>>
>>OR???
> 
> 
> Depends....if they are fnatastically good fries, then they need nothing but 
> a light sprinkle of salt. Sometimes I like them with ketchup, and when I'm 
> feeling indulgent, sour cream. Mind you, I eat french fries about twice a 
> year LOL...they just are not good for me, as a diabetic.

My lunchtime drinking companion also also has type 2 diabetic and he was 
telling me about his sausage sarni that he had after his round of golf 
this morning. He regularly orders a half portion of chips as a snack 
along with his 2 pints. I can't weigh up how he gets on with diabetis.

Dave

>
>> "Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 
>> news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> Depends....if they are fnatastically good fries, then they need nothing 
>> but a light sprinkle of salt. Sometimes I like them with ketchup, and 
>> when I'm feeling indulgent, sour cream. Mind you, I eat french fries 
>> about twice a year LOL...they just are not good for me, as a diabetic.
>
> My lunchtime drinking companion also also has type 2 diabetic and he was 
> telling me about his sausage sarni that he had after his round of golf 
> this morning. He regularly orders a half portion of chips as a snack along 
> with his 2 pints. I can't weigh up how he gets on with diabetis.
>
> Dave

My BIL is also type 2 diabetic.  He and my SIL visited us a few years ago. 
Shortly before their scheduled arrival and before I went to the grocery 
store I asked him about his diet.  He informed me (rather abruptly) that he 
ate what he'd always eaten and why did I ask.  I was trying to be 
considerate, but apparently I insulted him.

Chris

Dave  wrote in 
news:PNudnQlgWNB9ET3VnZ2dnUVZ8svinZ2d@bt.com:

> sarah gray wrote:
>> Lynn from Fargo  wrote in news:9dc0487b-7261-4397-
>> bbdc-e2ee32ca363c@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com:
>> 
>> 
>>>On Aug 10, 6:38 pm, "kilikini"  wrote:
>>>
>>>>sarah gray wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Sheldon  wrote in
>>>>>news:fe820bf4-5f63-44b9-92ec-
>> 
>> 7152396ff9cb@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>> 
>>>>>><hillbilly> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>We have this thing called global awareness. As I
>>>>>>>see in the news lately, there are even several other languages
>>>>>>>spoken on
>>>>>>
>>>>>>the
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>planet other than American.
>>>>
>>>>>>American is a language... duh... that's why you're rotting in
>>>>>>Florida.
>>>>
>>>>>Dude, *everything* rots in Florida. Methinks it's the humidity.
>>>>
>>>>>(ducks)
>>>>
>>>>>Saerah
>>>>
>>>>ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We just came to terms with the fact that 
>> 
>> we'r
>> 
>>>e
>>>
>>>>grandparents living in FL!  We're only 40 years old, but my gosh, we 
>> 
>> fi
>> 
>>>t!
>>>
>>>>ACK!
>>>>
>>>>kili
>>>
>>>I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous!
>>>I'm 59 and not a grandchild in sight.  She is "betrothed".  Everybody
>>>pray.  She says if she gets pregnant they'll get married sooner. (at
>>>least I got the marriage B4 babies part right!)
>>>
>>>Lynn in Fargo
>>>Suffering from several chronic diseases with one foot dangling . . .
>>>
>> 
>> 
>> heh. I'm 28, my daughter is 6. If I'm a grandmother before I'm 45, 
I'll 
>> be *upset* :)
> 
> I used to supervise a woman who was a granny at the grand old age of 
30.
> 
> Dave
> 

Birth control for teenagers needs to be mandatory!

Saerah

Sqwertz wrote:
> flitterbit wrote:
>> DK wrote:
>>
>>> Teranews has free subscriptions but you are posting through Motzarella.
>>>
>> ... which is also free ;)
> 
> Terranews isn't free.  It's a $4 setup fee:
> 
> "Due to the overwhelming response to our free account offer and the 
> costs associated with verifying credit card information we have begun 
> charging a one time setup fee of $3.95."
> 
> Color me cornfused.  Why do they need to verify credit card information 
> if it's a "free" account?  Sounds like a Catch-22. They might as well 
> advertise "Free Porn(*)".
> 
> Also - they put annoying tag-lines on all (most?) of your posts, 
> advertising their "free" Usenet access.
> 
> -sw

Anything that costs less than a ballpark beer is free in my book.

-dk

"Corey Richardson"  wrote in message 
news:47ru94l992u1q757o0c8gj3sqglhkppb63@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:14:38 +0200, "Vilco" <a@b.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Corey Richardson wrote
>>
>>> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>>
>>> Salt & vinegar?
>>>
>>> OR???
>>
>>Maio, sometimes ketchup but I don't mix them often, and when I can I
>>ask for some lettuce leaves, they go way too well with fries.
>
> Sounds good.
>
> I sometimes do something really disgusting with chips - I eat them on a
> sandwich with (UK) tinned corned beef and piccalilli.
>
Jerry  likes to eats them on Pickininnys

Dave wrote:
> Steve Pope wrote:
>
>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>
>>
>>> "Steve Pope"  wrote in message
>>
>>
>>>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>> Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".
>>
>>
>>> Yup,
>>>
>>> You should ask for a Serviette... correct?
>>
>>
>> Correct
>
> Not quite. Put napkin into google and wikipedia are saying that they
> are one and the same.
>
>>> Now if you ask for napkin you'd end up with a diaper?
>>
>>
>> Yep, that would be what the request meant.
>
> Again if you look it up with google, it is named slightly different.
>
> Dave

snip the x posts Dave:)

Ophelia wrote:
> Dave wrote:
> 
>>Steve Pope wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Steve Pope"  wrote in message
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>>>Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".
>>>
>>>
>>>>Yup,
>>>>
>>>>You should ask for a Serviette... correct?
>>>
>>>
>>>Correct
>>
>>Not quite. Put napkin into google and wikipedia are saying that they
>>are one and the same.
>>
>>
>>>>Now if you ask for napkin you'd end up with a diaper?
>>>
>>>
>>>Yep, that would be what the request meant.
>>
>>Again if you look it up with google, it is named slightly different.
>>
>>Dave
> 
> 
> snip the x posts Dave:) 

It crossed my mind, but it would have made the post pointless.

Dave

Dave wrote:
> Ophelia wrote:
>> Dave wrote:
>>
>>> Steve Pope wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> "Steve Pope"  wrote in message
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>> Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>>>> Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Yup,
>>>>>
>>>>> You should ask for a Serviette... correct?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Correct
>>>
>>> Not quite. Put napkin into google and wikipedia are saying that they
>>> are one and the same.
>>>
>>>
>>>>> Now if you ask for napkin you'd end up with a diaper?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Yep, that would be what the request meant.
>>>
>>> Again if you look it up with google, it is named slightly different.
>>>
>>> Dave
>>
>>
>> snip the x posts Dave:)
>
> It crossed my mind, but it would have made the post pointless.

Why not subscribe to rec.food.cooking?  That is the group you are xposting 
to:)

The message 
from Dave  contains these words:

> Ophelia wrote:

> > snip the x posts Dave:) 

> It crossed my mind, but it would have made the post pointless.

   It WAS pointless in ukfd.   

   Okay, I'll solve your problem for myself. 

   Janet

On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:45:18 GMT, "MG"  wrote:

>
>"Corey Richardson" <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote in message 
>news:sq9u941thang4uc0t949hor3n2vt82l50k@4ax.com...
>> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>
>> Salt & vinegar?
>>
>> OR???
>>
>>
>
>depending on mood and time of year...
>
>gravy
>aioli 

I quite like chips with those too.

On Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:05:47 -0400, Stan Horwitz 
wrote:

>In article ,
> Corey Richardson <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote:
>
>> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>> 
>> Salt & vinegar? 
>
>Heinz Ketchup of course, but a little bit of malt vinegar is a nice 
>touch.

Branston ketchup for me. I don't think you can get it in the US.

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:35:51 +0100, Dave 
wrote:

>Ophelia wrote:
>> Dave wrote:
>> 
>>>Steve Pope wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Steve Pope"  wrote in message
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>Chris Marksberry  wrote:
>>>>>>Another common mistake is to ask for a "napkin".
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Yup,
>>>>>
>>>>>You should ask for a Serviette... correct?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Correct
>>>
>>>Not quite. Put napkin into google and wikipedia are saying that they
>>>are one and the same.
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Now if you ask for napkin you'd end up with a diaper?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Yep, that would be what the request meant.
>>>
>>>Again if you look it up with google, it is named slightly different.
>>>
>>>Dave
>> 
>> 
>> snip the x posts Dave:) 
>
>It crossed my mind, but it would have made the post pointless.
>
>Dave

Exactly.

On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:16:34 +0100, Dave 
wrote:

>Corey Richardson wrote:
>
>
>> And a diaper is a nappy in the UK.
>
>Perhaps that is where the confusion originates.
>
>> However, we do call the trunk a boot...
>
>And a hood becomes a bonnet.

And a fender becomes a wing..

On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:38:34 -0700, "Mike"
 wrote:

>
>"Corey Richardson"  wrote in message 
>news:47ru94l992u1q757o0c8gj3sqglhkppb63@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:14:38 +0200, "Vilco" <a@b.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>Corey Richardson wrote
>>>
>>>> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>>>
>>>> Salt & vinegar?
>>>>
>>>> OR???
>>>
>>>Maio, sometimes ketchup but I don't mix them often, and when I can I
>>>ask for some lettuce leaves, they go way too well with fries.
>>
>> Sounds good.
>>
>> I sometimes do something really disgusting with chips - I eat them on a
>> sandwich with (UK) tinned corned beef and piccalilli.
>>
>Jerry  likes to eats them on Pickininnys 

What are Pickininnys?

On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:15:54 +0100, Janet Baraclough
 wrote:

>The message 
>from Dave  contains these words:
>
>> Ophelia wrote:
>
>> > snip the x posts Dave:) 
>
>> It crossed my mind, but it would have made the post pointless.
>
>   It WAS pointless in ukfd.   
>
>   Okay, I'll solve your problem for myself. 
>
>   Janet

There's lots of pointless threads in ukfd but you never moan about them!

>>In article ,
>> Corey Richardson <KB^86@EbP0V7K.s`R> wrote:
>>
>>> Ketchup, HP sauce or mayonnaise?
>>>
>>> Salt & vinegar?
>>
>>Heinz Ketchup of course, but a little bit of malt vinegar is a nice
>>touch.
>
> Branston ketchup for me. I don't think you can get it in the US.

Apparently you can via mail order.  Really, really expensive though that 
way.£Is it called Crosse & Blackwell Branston Tomato Ketchup?