An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this 
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at 
least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 
60lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going 
to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, from the f**kin' skippin'

Following up to Graham 

> 'No, from the f**kin' skippin'

heehee
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In message <IJ2jk.97351$kx.43830@pd7urf3no>, Graham  
writes
>An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
>
>'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
>procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at
>least 5 pounds.
>
>When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
>60lbs!
>
>'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
>
>The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going
>to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
>
>'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
>
>'No, from the f**kin' skippin'
>
>
>
>
<G>
-- 
June Hughes