Hi all

Can anyone suggest some really good BBQ recipes as I have just entered
a competition to be Britain's Best BBQ'er 2008 and you have to cook
your own recipe as well as a set one and I am stumped, I usually just
do bangers!!

Does anyone have anyamazing suggestions? The website is
britainsbestbbqer co uk if you need to have a look?

Thanks!

Grill Girl

Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 04:46:43 -0700 (PDT) frommelde gastrogriller@ymail.com :

> Grill Girl

You have entered a bbq-competition to be Britain's best bbq-er.

But you have no recipes.

Let me make an educated guess: you're blond.

-- 
*** Waldo ***
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people in the 
world?

Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
> Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 04:46:43 -0700 (PDT) frommelde
> gastrogriller@ymail.com :
>
>> Grill Girl
>
> You have entered a bbq-competition to be Britain's best bbq-er.
>
> But you have no recipes.
>
> Let me make an educated guess: you're blond.

Oi!

Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 14:27:58 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :

>>> Grill Girl
>>
>> You have entered a bbq-competition to be Britain's best bbq-er.
>>
>> But you have no recipes.
>>
>> Let me make an educated guess: you're blond.
> 
> Oi!

Oi what?

Isn't it a blonde chavette?

-- 
*** Waldo ***
A good quantum physicist is hard to find.

Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
> Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 14:27:58 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :
>
>>>> Grill Girl
>>>
>>> You have entered a bbq-competition to be Britain's best bbq-er.
>>>
>>> But you have no recipes.
>>>
>>> Let me make an educated guess: you're blond.
>>
>> Oi!
>
> Oi what?
>
> Isn't it a blonde chavette?

Not all blondes yannow!

O who is blonde where the gray bits aren't.

gastrogriller@ymail.com wrote:

>Hi all
>
>Can anyone suggest some really good BBQ recipes as I have just entered
>a competition to be Britain's Best BBQ'er 2008 and you have to cook
>your own recipe as well as a set one and I am stumped, I usually just
>do bangers!!
>
>Does anyone have anyamazing suggestions? 


If I had a really good, potentially prize-winning BBQ recipe, why on
earth would I want to see *you* win a prize with it?

Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 15:03:01 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :

> O who is blonde where the gray bits aren't.

<shuts mouth and desperately tries to say nothing>

Pffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrt!

<harrumph>

-- 
*** Waldo ***
See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, 
he's handsome.

Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
> Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 15:03:01 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :
>
>> O who is blonde where the gray bits aren't.
>
> <shuts mouth and desperately tries to say nothing>

When did you say 'nothing' young fella melad???  Hmmmmm??
You have an answer for everything!!!

> Pffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrt!
>
> <harrumph>

and wot is all that about??  Are you exploding?

Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 15:55:57 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :

> When did you say 'nothing' young fella melad???  Hmmmmm??

I never ever said anything about gray bits. Honest injun, mam'! 

> You have an answer for everything!!!

Aye, I have indeed!

-- 
*** Waldo ***
If you're so special, why aren't you dead?

Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
> Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 15:55:57 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :
>
>> When did you say 'nothing' young fella melad???  Hmmmmm??
>
> I never ever said anything about gray bits. Honest injun, mam'!

Well!  What did you say then???


>> You have an answer for everything!!!
>
> Aye, I have indeed!

<G>

Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 18:05:13 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :

>>> When did you say 'nothing' young fella melad???  Hmmmmm??
>>
>> I never ever said anything about gray bits. Honest injun, mam'!
> 
> Well!  What did you say then???

Nuffink, really!

-- 
*** Waldo ***
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

The message 
from gastrogriller@ymail.com contains these words:

> Hi all

> Can anyone suggest some really good BBQ recipes as I have just entered
> a competition to be Britain's Best BBQ'er 2008 and you have to cook
> your own recipe as well as a set one and I am stumped, I usually just
> do bangers!!

> Does anyone have anyamazing suggestions?

   Try to distract the judges  attention from your complete lack of
cookery  skills. Wear a wet tee-shirt, some very very tiny white shorts,
 and a scarlet thong visible above.

   Janet

Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 18:05:13 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :

> Well!  What did you say then???

Ackshually.... I said the BBQ-girl had to be a Blonde Bimbette Chav-style.

-- 
*** Waldo ***
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the good sense to be 
lazy.

Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
> Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 18:05:13 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :
>
>> Well!  What did you say then???
>
> Ackshually.... I said the BBQ-girl had to be a Blonde Bimbette
> Chav-style.

Hmmm well, that's ok then.....

*suspicious look at that Waldo*

Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 21:35:08 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :

> *suspicious look at that Waldo*

Don't gimme that look! I din't say anything wrong!

And even if I did, I have a perfectly good right to say something about
gray bits! 

Being a tinge grayish meself, that is.


-- 
*** Waldo ***
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.

Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
> Op Thu, 3 Jul 2008 21:35:08 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :
>
>> *suspicious look at that Waldo*
>
> Don't gimme that look! I din't say anything wrong!
>
> And even if I did, I have a perfectly good right to say something
> about gray bits!
>
> Being a tinge grayish meself, that is.

Heh.  Did you ectewally say summat about grey bits?

Op Fri, 4 Jul 2008 07:50:30 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :

>>> *suspicious look at that Waldo*
>>
>> Don't gimme that look! I din't say anything wrong!
>>
>> And even if I did, I have a perfectly good right to say something
>> about gray bits!
>>
>> Being a tinge grayish meself, that is.
> 
> Heh.  Did you ectewally say summat about grey bits?

No, I didn't. Not thwapwise, anyways.

-- 
*** Waldo ***
Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.

Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
> Op Fri, 4 Jul 2008 07:50:30 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :
>
>>>> *suspicious look at that Waldo*
>>>
>>> Don't gimme that look! I din't say anything wrong!
>>>
>>> And even if I did, I have a perfectly good right to say something
>>> about gray bits!
>>>
>>> Being a tinge grayish meself, that is.
>>
>> Heh.  Did you ectewally say summat about grey bits?
>
> No, I didn't. Not thwapwise, anyways.

Hmmmmmm

*puts thwapper away* <G>

Op Fri, 4 Jul 2008 12:03:03 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :

>>>>> *suspicious look at that Waldo*
>>>>
>>>> Don't gimme that look! I din't say anything wrong!
>>>>
>>>> And even if I did, I have a perfectly good right to say something
>>>> about gray bits!
>>>>
>>>> Being a tinge grayish meself, that is.
>>>
>>> Heh.  Did you ectewally say summat about grey bits?
>>
>> No, I didn't. Not thwapwise, anyways.
> 
> Hmmmmmm
> 
> *puts thwapper away* <G>

<phew>

-- 
*** Waldo ***
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Waldo Centini" <"waldocentini[NOSPAM] wrote:
> Op Fri, 4 Jul 2008 12:03:03 +0100 frommelde Ophelia :
>
>>>>>> *suspicious look at that Waldo*
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't gimme that look! I din't say anything wrong!
>>>>>
>>>>> And even if I did, I have a perfectly good right to say something
>>>>> about gray bits!
>>>>>
>>>>> Being a tinge grayish meself, that is.
>>>>
>>>> Heh.  Did you ectewally say summat about grey bits?
>>>
>>> No, I didn't. Not thwapwise, anyways.
>>
>> Hmmmmmm
>>
>> *puts thwapper away* <G>
>
> <phew>

lol