NOTE: It is rumored that Fidel Castro will deliver the
Keynote address, possibly translated by Hugo Chavez.


*2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events:*

7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U.  N.

7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ~ 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

12:15 am ~ 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:27:53 -0400, "Corey Richerdson"
 wrote:

>NOTE: It is rumored that Fidel Castro will deliver the
>Keynote address, possibly translated by Hugo Chavez.
>
>
>*2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events:*
>
>7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning
>
>7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U.  N.
>
>7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
>
>7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging
>
>7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
>
>8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding
>
>8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
>
>9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and
>Susan Sarandon
>
>10:00 pm ~ 'Answering Machine Etiquette' - Alec Baldwin
>
>11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
>Barbra Streisand
>
>11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
>
>11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
>
>11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
>
>12:15 am ~ 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by
>Michael Moore
>
>12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
>
>12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
>
>1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
>
>1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

Forgery :(