Israel Must Stop Fanning the Flames That Will Consume Us?
David Grossman wrote: "Israel Must Stop Fanning
the Flames That Will Consume Us."
Yes... They just GOTTA bite the bullet and let the
Palestinians butcher them all. Aren't those darn
Israelis being a bit obstinate!... I mean, they
continually thwart suicide bombers & now they went
after those poor Hamaseans for firing a few thousand
rockets into their country--When is it going to stop!?
[For those with IQs -15, this is sarcasm. Look it up]
1humanity wrote: Here is how Bush, and inhumane
Israeli regime and its supporters in the US define
"democracy" [following which Mr. Rodrian explains
these "rules" for a more perfect understanding]
Rule #1: In the Middle East, it is always the
Palestinians that attack first, and it's always Israel
who defends itself. This is called "retaliation".
Rule #1: Everywhere in the world it is always the
criminals who attack first, and it's always the forces
of law & order who defend themselves. This is called
"the cops going after the criminals."
Rule #2: The Palestinians are not allowed to kill
Israelis. This is called "terrorism".
Rule #2: The criminals are not allowed to kill cops.
This is called "against the law" (everywhere in the
world).
Rule #3: Israel has the right to kill Palestinian
civilians; this is called "self-defense", or
"collateral damage".
Rule #3: The police has the right to kill criminals
and the "civilians" who aid them; this is called
"self-defense," or "collateral damage" (if the
civilians are merely in the way of police cars in hot
pursuit, including little girls and slow old people,
or their water pistols look real to the cop).
Rule #4: When Israel kills too many Palestinian
civilians, the Western world calls for restraint. This
is called the "reaction of the international
community".
Rule #4: When the police kill too many civilians, the
whole world calls for restraint. This is called the
"reaction of a community too lazy to read more than
just the headlines about the perticular incidents."
Rule #5: Palestinians do not have the right to capture
Israeli military, not even 1 or 2.
Rule #5: Criminals do not have the right to capture
policemen, not even 1 or 2. Live with it.
Rule #6 : Israel has the right to capture as many
Palestinians as they want (around 10,000 to date being
held without trial). There is no limit; there is no
need for proof of guilt or trial. All that is needed
is the magic word: "terrorism".
Rule #6 : The police have the right to capture as many
criminals as they want (around 2,000,000 in the U.S.
federal prisons to date--and, certainly, lots more
than 10,000 Americans are awaiting trial here). There
is no limit, there is no need for proof or trial. All
that is needed is the magic word: "pedophile." (The
principle is the same: there are criminals who are
just so dangerous that they must be jailed even when
all of the legal nicities are not observed. The
alternative is totally unacceptable to all but to
pedophiles, Muslims, and Paliestinians, of course.)
Rule #7: When you say "Hamas", always be sure to add
"supported by Hezbollah, Syria and Iran".
Rule #7: When you say "Mafia," always be sure to add
"supported by Vito, Don Chicho, and You-Know-Who."
Rule #8: When you say " Israel", never say "supported
by the USA, the UK, European countries and even some
Arab regimes", for people (God forbid) might believe
this is not an equal conflict.
Rule #8: When you say "the police" never say
"supported by "principled people or even those for
whom it is occasionally convenient that there not be
total mayham in the streets," for people (God forbid"
might believe this is a struggle with, whatchacallit
... "disproportionalities").
Rule #9: When it comes to Israel, don't mention the
words "occupied", " territories", "UN resolutions",
"Geneva conventions". This could distress the audience
of Fox, CNN, WP, etc.
Rule #9: When it comes to the police, don't mention
the words "in control," "police districts," "UN
resolutions," "Geneva conventions." This might
awaken from their naps audience of Fox, CNM. WP. etc.
Rule #10: Israelis speak better English than Arabs.
This is why we let them speak out as much as possible,
so that they can explain rules 1 through 9. This is
called "neutral journalism". (We see it all the time
in WP!)
Rule #10: Cops speak better English than criminals.
This is why we let them speak as much as possible, so
that they can explain rules 1 through 9. This is
called "neutral journalism." (We see it all the time
in WP's Smallville!)
Rule #11: If you don't agree with these rules or if
you favor the Palestinian side over the Israeli side,
you must be a very dangerous anti-Semite. You may even
have to make a public apology if you express your
honest opinion.
Rule #11: If you don't agree with these rules or if
you favor the criminal side over the side of law &
order, you must be a very dangerous psychopath. You
may even have to make a public apology if you express
your honest opinion (to a judge AND to your personal
psychiatrist).
Isn't democracy wonderful!?
Isn't sanity wonderful~!?
S D Rodrian
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All religions are local.
Only science is universal.
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date: Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:23:04 -0800 (PST)
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