Kate Winslet - she is not 'all that'!

Yes, she is not all that, and she is not all that is portrayed!  Fat,
slack and saggy are 3 words that describe her very, very well.  As
witness her part "in the Franco-British 'Hideous Kinky' with Kate
Winslet falling for Moroccan acrobat Said Taghmaoui" - "Sex in Cinema,
1999" - December 1999 Playboy.  She is pictured receiving something on
a small skewer from Said as he has mounted her looking as sexily as a
fat pig like her can!  One supposes it was an olive.  OR a chunk of
pork.

Instead of being extruded as with most women, her nipples are dimpled
inward quite unnaturally - sort of like a golf tee, but much, much
smaller!  It looks as if a BB (from a BB gun) would fit into the
indentions of her nipples.  Also, it is apparent that she was a victim
of a 'breast enhancement gone terribly wrong' as her areolae have
absolutely no form at all!

Kate Winslet, just another fat/slack/saggy/talentless British bitch who
just happens to be a redhead (unless her hair colour is fake as well).

Few are aware that Kate pulled double duty in 'Titantic'.  Not only was
she Leo Decraprio's love interest (aka "fm"), but she also played the
part of the iceberg that sunk the noble ship on its virgin voyage.  All
the white should have given her away as she played the part, but they
DID have her suspended upside down so those false red locks suspended
downward like the tendrils of a jellyfish.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Ken

I live in the United States.  I am of irish/scottish/english/american
indian ancestry.  We took your shit from you in the Revolutionary war.
And, as regards World War II, we should have gone ahead and taken over
the UK and added 4 more states to the total of the United States  - we
ARE your conquerer and master!  We saved the UK from being colonies to
the German empire that would have occurred if the United States had not
saved your asses.  You people in the UK have never adequately shown
gratitude for what we did in saving you from the Germans!

to the misc group because it is very prolific and cogent and insightful
as well
to the education group because I have now educated, enlighted and
edified you
to the current events group because you must always be aware that the
United States is your master!
to the culture group because Kate is an actress, after all (cough,
cough, cough)
to the media group for the same reason.

I hope you have enjoyed your education/enlightenment/edification.  Come
on back jumping froggy or bucking up stag if you have anything you
would like to say in your (attempted) defence.

ken_and_or_kathy@yahoo.com wrote:

> to the misc group because it is very prolific and cogent and
> insightful as well
> to the education group because I have now educated, enlighted and
> edified you

Enlighted? Bless. You were doing so well, too.

Bof came off as being a bit hoity-toity by saying things like 'half
seven' and found out he ain't really all the bright when he admitted to
us all:
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In message , Corinthian
McVitie Keogh  writes


>But the Germans always show up on time. Pride themselves on it.


So do I, but I once arranged to meet a German down the pub at half
seven, I arrived promptly at 1929 only to be greeted by "You are late,
I
haff been waitink here for fifty nine minuts" . . . half seven means
six
thirty in Germany, you live and learn.

-- 
bof at bof dot me dot uk

Thanks.....we thrive on all the positive feedback we get from everyone
regarding our prolific/cogent/insightful (and sometimes inciteful)
posts...

Ken AND Kathy, getting all liquored up

Linz showed to be cut of the right cloth when he/she wrote his/her
words of praise to Ken's original post regarding the piggish Kate
Winslet:
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ken_and_or_ka...@yahoo.com wrote:
> to the misc group because it is very prolific and cogent and
> insightful as well
> to the education group because I have now educated, enlighted and
> edified you 


Enlighted? Bless. You were doing so well, too.

ken_and_or_kathy@yahoo.com wrote:
> Thanks.....we thrive on all the positive feedback we get from everyone
> regarding our prolific/cogent/insightful (and sometimes inciteful)
> posts...

Please don't top-post. As everyone knows, it makes baby Jesus cry.

-- 
Posting at the top of an article because that is where your cursor
happened to be is like crapping in your pants because that is
where your arse happened to be.

In message , 
ken_andor_kathy@yahoo.com writes
>
>Bof came off as being a bit hoity-toity by saying things like 'half
>seven' and found out he ain't really all the bright when he admitted to
>us all:


Dear Parent_andor_guardian of ken_andor_kathy,

thankyou for you for your submission of ken_andor_kathy's work sample to 
to Tiny Twolls nursery, we have reserved a place for ken_andor_kathy in 
the junior section's introductory class. When first bringing 
ken_andor_kathy please ensure their pram is well stocked with toys for 
them to throw if the activities get a little tough.

Best regards, Tiny Twolls nursery.

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Tiny Twolls Nursery