The UK Armed Forces hope to break the current UK Military record (50
Way) in September at Netheravon.  Date 21- 25 Sep. If you are a serving
regular, reservist or TA (including OTCs, UAS etc) soldeir or officer
and watn to get involved/take part then please email your number, rank,
name, unit, telephone number, experience to UKAFFSRECORD@hotmail.com
Cost will be less than £250 - this should get reduced quite quickly as
grants, sponsorship start to come in.

"UKAF"  wrote in message 
news:1140563452.139958.211570@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
The UK Armed Forces hope to break the current UK Military record (50
Way) in September at Netheravon.  Date 21- 25 Sep. If you are a serving
regular, reservist or TA (including OTCs, UAS etc) soldeir or officer
and watn to get involved/take part then please email your number, rank,
name, unit, telephone number, experience to UKAFFSRECORD@hotmail.com
Cost will be less than £250 - this should get reduced quite quickly as
grants, sponsorship start to come in.

24375370 WO2(FofS) Cooper (RETD) reporting for duty Sah!

3,500 jumps (ish)

Put on a couple of pounds (OK - Stone) and not too sprightly round the BFT 
course anymore. Good for a fast base..............

Taking you a stage further in your freefall drills. I will now teach you the 
bipole on the move.
The reason this movement is taught - is to enable an individual - or body of 
men, to move 180 degrees to the right without being arrested in a built up 
area. Look this way and I will give you a complete 
demonstration.............................

I am no longer serving or in the TA - but I believe my details are held on 
record should the Ministry of Defence wish to instigate a programme of 
suicide bombings in Denmark.

£250! - Pay correct - thank you sah!

Mick - we would love to take you but you are either on DRUGS or should be!!

I have however checked you military record and it seems that you are fully
qualified on the Mk1 Kettle and Mk2 Tbag.  I think the standard order should
be 40 NATO standards , 20 Julie Andrews and a few Whoopie Goldbergs.

Plenty of time to practice

On 22/2/06 20:55, in article
dtij4l$e67$1@nwrdmz03.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com, "Mick Cooper"
 wrote:

> 
> "UKAF"  wrote in message
> news:1140563452.139958.211570@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> The UK Armed Forces hope to break the current UK Military record (50
> Way) in September at Netheravon.  Date 21- 25 Sep. If you are a serving
> regular, reservist or TA (including OTCs, UAS etc) soldeir or officer
> and watn to get involved/take part then please email your number, rank,
> name, unit, telephone number, experience to UKAFFSRECORD@hotmail.com
> Cost will be less than £250 - this should get reduced quite quickly as
> grants, sponsorship start to come in.
> 
> 24375370 WO2(FofS) Cooper (RETD) reporting for duty Sah!
> 
> 3,500 jumps (ish)
> 
> Put on a couple of pounds (OK - Stone) and not too sprightly round the BFT
> course anymore. Good for a fast base..............
> 
> Taking you a stage further in your freefall drills. I will now teach you the
> bipole on the move.
> The reason this movement is taught - is to enable an individual - or body of
> men, to move 180 degrees to the right without being arrested in a built up
> area. Look this way and I will give you a complete
> demonstration.............................
> 
> I am no longer serving or in the TA - but I believe my details are held on
> record should the Ministry of Defence wish to instigate a programme of
> suicide bombings in Denmark.
> 
> £250! - Pay correct - thank you sah!
> 
> 
> 
>

"David Tyler"  wrote in message 
news:C0228578.1566%dptyler@macunlimited.net...
> Mick - we would love to take you but you are either on DRUGS or should 
> be!!
>
> I have however checked you military record and it seems that you are fully
> qualified on the Mk1 Kettle and Mk2 Tbag.  I think the standard order 
> should
> be 40 NATO standards , 20 Julie Andrews and a few Whoopie Goldbergs.
>
> Plenty of time to practice
>

I'll be off down the Gadaffi

and then straight round to the 14/15 Underground Mess Tin Repair Unit.

are the Nato standards with 3 no-sugars - or without?

I left yeww in this position.....................

40 NATO standards White 2 sugars

20 Julie Andrews White Nun

a few Whoopie Goldbergs. - Black Nun

Stand easy!!


> 
> I'll be off down the Gadaffi
> 
> and then straight round to the 14/15 Underground Mess Tin Repair Unit.
> 
> are the Nato standards with 3 no-sugars - or without?
> 
> I left yeww in this position.....................
> 
>

"David Tyler"  wrote in message 
news:C0229A01.156B%dptyler@macunlimited.net...
> 40 NATO standards White 2 sugars
>
> 20 Julie Andrews White Nun
>
> a few Whoopie Goldbergs. - Black Nun
>
> Stand easy!!
>
>
down.........