It's not that long ago I heard that some arj kind of eggs would start to be 
fbyq here in Denmark: they're laid by hens which get to walk freely among 
the trees of an ecological orchard - already a few days ago, I found some 
in my local supermarket. Natually I ohled a pack of them.

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MEow  wrote in
news:Xns9B07C99CCF8CDnikittariberyahoose@85.214.54.150: 

> It's not that long ago I heard that some arj kind of eggs would start
> to be fbyq here in Denmark: they're laid by hens which get to walk
> freely among the trees of an ecological orchard - already a few days
> ago, I found some in my local supermarket.

That's rather careless of the farmer, letting them wander off from the 
orchard into the supermarket.



Still, hopefully they come home at night -
<http://www.mtbarkerchicken.com.au/mtbarker.php?page=movies>

-- 
Graeme

Graeme Dods said:
> MEow  wrote in
> news:Xns9B07C99CCF8CDnikittariberyahoose@85.214.54.150: 
>
>> It's not that long ago I heard that some arj kind of eggs would start
>> to be fbyq here in Denmark: they're laid by hens which get to walk
>> freely among the trees of an ecological orchard - already a few days
>> ago, I found some in my local supermarket.
>
> That's rather careless of the farmer, letting them wander off from the 
> orchard into the supermarket.

Oh, *snort*. "Free range eggs, laid by hens that were contented and happy
until you just tripped over them. If you liked this product, try also our
range of chicken-themed shoe-scrapers".

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On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:48:40 +0000 (UTC), MEow 
wrote:

>It's not that long ago I heard that some arj kind of eggs would start to be 
>fbyq here in Denmark: they're laid by hens which get to walk freely among 
>the trees of an ecological orchard - already a few days ago, I found some 
>in my local supermarket. Natually I ohled a pack of them.

And did they taste any different from ordinary free-range eggs?
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Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of Divine Intervention. did
say: 

> And did they taste any different from ordinary free-range eggs?

I haven't had any of them yet, but I don't *expect* them to taste 
different.

-- 
Kind Regards,
Nikitta.

"Ah! Let that be a lesson to me to guide me in my further life: When you
are travelling backwards in time on a website, always remember to click
the duck on the right!" Kaare Fiedler Christiansen, afdaniain.

Previously on The West Wing...
> It's not that long ago I heard that some arj kind of eggs would start to be 
> fbyq here in Denmark: they're laid by hens which get to walk freely among 
> the trees of an ecological orchard - already a few days ago, I found some 
> in my local supermarket. Natually I ohled a pack of them.
> 
> 
You mean the way that hens used to live before people invented battery 
farms?

Pa's grandparent's hens would probably have lived thusly.  The hens on 
the farm where we holidayed when I was small didn't have the ecological 
orchard, but they had a whacking great field and farmyard to wander 
about it.  Thoughbut, they did have to share it with a bunch of cows 
from time to time.
-- 
Fenny

On Aug 29, 1:49 pm, Fenny  wrote:
> Previously on The West Wing...> It's not that long ago I heard that some arj kind of eggs would start to be
> > fbyq here in Denmark: they're laid by hens which get to walk freely among
> > the trees of an ecological orchard - already a few days ago, I found some
> > in my local supermarket. Natually I ohled a pack of them.
>
> You mean the way that hens used to live before people invented battery
> farms?
>
> Pa's grandparent's hens would probably have lived thusly.  The hens on
> the farm where we holidayed when I was small didn't have the ecological
> orchard, but they had a whacking great field and farmyard to wander
> about it.  Thoughbut, they did have to share it with a bunch of cows
> from time to time.

Don said:

Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were engaged
in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were entering the local
bar.

On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:36:11 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
 wrote:

>Don said:
>
>Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were engaged
>in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were entering the local
>bar.

That is Very Silly!  Oi loikes thaaat!
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On Aug 29, 5:11 pm, Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of
Divine Intervention.<x{yz}enophi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:36:11 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
>
>  wrote:
> >Don said:
>
> >Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were engaged
> >in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were entering the local
> >bar.
>
> That is Very Silly!  Oi loikes thaaat!

Thank you!  Occasionally I get a bit of positive affirmation.

"Fenny"  wrote in message 
news:MPG.232254fc904495679896e2@aioe.cjb.net...
> Previously on The West Wing...
>> It's not that long ago I heard that some arj kind of eggs would start to 
>> be
>> fbyq here in Denmark: they're laid by hens which get to walk freely among
>> the trees of an ecological orchard - already a few days ago, I found some
>> in my local supermarket. Natually I ohled a pack of them.
>>
>>
> You mean the way that hens used to live before people invented battery
> farms?
>
> Pa's grandparent's hens would probably have lived thusly.  The hens on
> the farm where we holidayed when I was small didn't have the ecological
> orchard, but they had a whacking great field and farmyard to wander
> about it.  Thoughbut, they did have to share it with a bunch of cows
> from time to time.
>
Mental picture of a chicken standing in the wrong place at the wrong time in 
a field full of cows sprang to mind there.


-- 
Chris, (on tour)
Intellect is invisible to the man who has none.
Schopenhauer

On or around Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:36:11 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
 enlightened us thusly:

>On Aug 29, 1:49 pm, Fenny  wrote:
>> Previously on The West Wing...> It's not that long ago I heard that some arj kind of eggs would start to be
>> > fbyq here in Denmark: they're laid by hens which get to walk freely among
>> > the trees of an ecological orchard - already a few days ago, I found some
>> > in my local supermarket. Natually I ohled a pack of them.
>>
>> You mean the way that hens used to live before people invented battery
>> farms?
>>
>> Pa's grandparent's hens would probably have lived thusly.  The hens on
>> the farm where we holidayed when I was small didn't have the ecological
>> orchard, but they had a whacking great field and farmyard to wander
>> about it.  Thoughbut, they did have to share it with a bunch of cows
>> from time to time.
>
>Don said:
>
>Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were engaged
>in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were entering the local
>bar.

That sounds like Gary "far side" Larsen's type of humour.  I unforget the
one of the boneless chicken ranch, had various dali-esque floppy chickesn
draped around the place.



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The message 
from Don Stockbauer  contains these words:
> On Aug 29, 5:11 pm, Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of
> Divine Intervention.<x{yz}enophi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:36:11 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
> >  wrote:
> > >Don said:
> >
> > >Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were engaged
> > >in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were entering the local
> > >bar.
> >
> > That is Very Silly!  Oi loikes thaaat!

> Thank you!  Occasionally I get a bit of positive affirmation.

Negative affirmation is harderer to come by.

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"Rusty Hinge 2"  wrote in message 
news:313030303230303848B9855210@gruel.invalid.co.uk...
> The message 
> 
> from Don Stockbauer  contains these words:
>> On Aug 29, 5:11 pm, Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of
>> Divine Intervention.<x{yz}enophi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:36:11 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
>> >  wrote:
>> > >Don said:
>> >
>> > >Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were engaged
>> > >in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were entering the local
>> > >bar.
>> >
>> > That is Very Silly! Oi loikes thaaat!
>
>> Thank you!  Occasionally I get a bit of positive affirmation.
>
> Negative affirmation is harderer to come by.
>
Yes it isn't.

-- 
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Intellect is invisible to the man who has none.
Schopenhauer

On Aug 30, 2:40 pm, "Cerumen"  wrote:
> "Rusty Hinge 2"  wrote in messagenews:313030303230303848B9855210@gruel.invalid.co.uk...
>
> > The message
> > 
> > from Don Stockbauer  contains these words:
> >> On Aug 29, 5:11 pm, Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of
> >> Divine Intervention.<x{yz}enophi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> > On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:36:11 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
> >> >  wrote:
> >> > >Don said:
>
> >> > >Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were engaged
> >> > >in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were entering the local
> >> > >bar.
>
> >> > That is Very Silly! Oi loikes thaaat!
>
> >> Thank you!  Occasionally I get a bit of positive affirmation.
>
> > Negative affirmation is harderer to come by.
>
> Yes it isn't.

I get it all the time.

"You did a fine job of screwing that up."

On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:48:21 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
 wrote:
>On Aug 30, 2:40 pm, "Cerumen"  wrote:
>> "Rusty Hinge 2"  wrote in messagenews:313030303230303848B9855210@gruel.invalid.co.uk...
>>
>> > The message
>> > 
>> > from Don Stockbauer  contains these words:
>> >> On Aug 29, 5:11 pm, Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of
>> >> Divine Intervention.<x{yz}enophi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> > On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:36:11 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
>> >> >  wrote:
>> >> > >Don said:
>>
>> >> > >Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were engaged
>> >> > >in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were entering the local
>> >> > >bar.
>>
>> >> > That is Very Silly! Oi loikes thaaat!
>>
>> >> Thank you!  Occasionally I get a bit of positive affirmation.
>>
>> > Negative affirmation is harderer to come by.
>>
>> Yes it isn't.
>
>I get it all the time.
>
>"You did a fine job of screwing that up."

That sounds like someone's old Pa, to me.
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On Aug 30, 5:33 pm, Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of
Divine Intervention.<x{yz}enophi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:48:21 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
>
>
>
>  wrote:
> >On Aug 30, 2:40 pm, "Cerumen"  wrote:
> >> "Rusty Hinge 2"  wrote in messagenews:313030303230303848B9855210@gruel.invalid.co.uk...
>
> >> > The message
> >> > 
> >> > from Don Stockbauer  contains these words> >> >> On Aug 29, 5:11 pm, Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of
> >> >> Divine Intervention.<x{yz}enophi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> > On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:36:11 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
> >> >> >  wrote:
> >> >> > >Don said:
>
> >> >> > >Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were engaged
> >> >> > >in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were entering the local
> >> >> > >bar.
>
> >> >> > That is Very Silly! Oi loikes thaaat!
>
> >> >> Thank you!  Occasionally I get a bit of positive affirmation.
>
> >> > Negative affirmation is harderer to come by.
>
> >> Yes it isn't.
>
> >I get it all the time.
>
> >"You did a fine job of screwing that up."
>
> That sounds like someone's old Pa, to me.

Exactly.  Although he's passed to the Great Beyond now, that was his
way of doing interpersonal relationships.

Rusty Hinge 2  wrote in
news:313030303230303848B9855210@gruel.invalid.co.uk: 

> The message
>  
> from Don Stockbauer  contains these words: 
>> On Aug 29, 5:11 pm, Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of
>> Divine Intervention.<x{yz}enophi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:36:11 -0700 (PDT), Don Stockbauer
>> >  wrote:
>> > >Don said:
>> >
>> > >Saw a cartoon titled "Free Range Chickens" and 2 of them were
>> > >engaged in a gunfight, another was being hanged, more were
>> > >entering the local bar.
>> >
>> > That is Very Silly!  Oi loikes thaaat!
> 
>> Thank you!  Occasionally I get a bit of positive affirmation.
> 
> Negative affirmation is harderer to come by.
> 

I get them fairly regularly from my wife - "You really are an idiot at 
times."

-- 
Graeme

The message 
from Graeme Dods  contains these words:

/snip/

> >> Thank you!  Occasionally I get a bit of positive affirmation.
> > 
> > Negative affirmation is harderer to come by.
> > 

> I get them fairly regularly from my wife - "You really are an idiot at 
> times."

That's negative defamation, Shirley? (Deep ending on your POV)

-- 
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Andy Burns  wrote:

> On 31/08/2008 23:56, Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of
> 
> > he only had two jokes 
> 
> Yeah well, for some people (me included) jokes literally go in one ear,
> out the other, don't matter how funny, rude, etc they is.  I can molish
> a concious effort to unforget them, but in a few days they're gorn. If
> you put me on the spot to tell you a joke, it'd take me ages to come up
> with one, and it'd be bad.

I could probably come up with one quite quickly, but it'd still be bad.
-- 
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"This might as well say "bing tiddle tiddle bong".
It's complete gibberish," - Rodney McKay, Stargate: Atlantis

Countess-Palatine Blackberry the Perplexed of Divine Intervention.
<x{yz}enophil44@hotmail.com> wrote:

> >> Giggle!  Sounds like my paternal Grandpa!
> >
> >So most likely they're both in Heaven now (hopefully) doing
> >interpersonal relationships with each other forever.
> 
> Nah!  I reckon my paternal Grandpa will prolly still be winding up my
> paternal Grandma in death as he did in life.  She had absolutely no
> sense of humour and he was a practitioner of irony.

[ahem] shouldn't that be "vebal", just in case anyshedi might
inadvertantly misread it as referring to accoutremental crease-removal?

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Don Stockbauer  wrote:

> > >> And the deaf joke isn't a joke you unforget as such.  
> >
> > >pardon?
> >
> > That's the one!
> 
> Sorry, I couldn't hear that last post -  I've got a banana in my ear.

Better than a ferret sticking up your nose, that hurts like hell 
and what is more it seriously impairs your sense of smell.

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           About its user's purpose,
           Broken tools know more.

Costing the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sn!pe said:
> Don Stockbauer  wrote:
> 
> > > >> And the deaf joke isn't a joke you unforget as such.  
> > >
> > > >pardon?
> > >
> > > That's the one!
> > 
> > Sorry, I couldn't hear that last post -  I've got a banana in my ear.
> 
> Better than a ferret sticking up your nose, that hurts like hell 
> and what is more it seriously impairs your sense of smell.
> 
> 
I want another slice of rhubarb tart
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