Close the hatch and surrender to the mercy of the sea.  The sails are down 
and secured, I'm out of diesel fuel.  There's no helm.  It's a hurricane, 
and I expect it to last a couple weeks.

I was in my shock absorbing harness, but a wave threw me against the cabin 
roof and I broke an arm and a leg.  I can't splint them, it's too rough. 
Every wave brings another pang of pain.  Where is God when I need him?

The hull gave way and split a plank.  That was that timber with a knot in 
it.  I couldn't afford the best.  The sea is spraying in.  I'm sinking.  The 
ship is turtled over.  I'm trapped.

I should have listened to the Captain.  I can't leave a note.  I'm going 
down.  Gurgle.  I'm breathing water.  So this must be what it's like to die. 
Damned.  This ought to make a few of them happy.

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John Denver left behind some fine songs in merit to his life.  I can't help 
from listening to them, absorbing a higher end of the human spirit; that is, 
WE ARE ALL IN THIS MESS OF A PLANET TOGETHER, SO LIKE IT OR CHECK OUT. 
Commit suicide for humanity.  Leave a place where you once were, for someone 
else.  WHAT MAKES YOU SO GODAMNED IMPORTANT?  Donate your corpse to make 
dogfood for starving dogs.  Be a rainbow of color for the world, the red of 
blood, the orange of skin, the yellow of fat, the green of guts, the blue of 
veins, the indigo of phlegm, and the violet of nerves.

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I have arrived at the highest pinnacle of evolution ever known since the 
beginning of time.  I owe this accomplishment to my girlfriend.  Due to her 
contribution to my advancement, I have showered her with gifts, money and 
backrubs.  If she brought me this far, there's no telling how much higher I 
can go, people.  I am a pioneer in uncharted wilderness, an explorer of a 
new dimension.  And always remember, if you see Buddha at the end of the 
road, kill him.

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World consciousness means that all people on the planet are tuned into the 
same wavelength.  This is uncomfortable for people of resource and hopeful 
for people of poverty.  Poverty consumes resource.  However, since we are 
all as brothers and sisters sharing a common bond of love, the poor should 
leave the rich alone, since were the poor rich, they'd want to stay rich, 
too. (Love thy neighbor as thyself)

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They killed me, Jane.  I am in the spirit world.  I can see everything but 
do nothing.  You are in the living world.  You can see nothing but do 
everything.  Are you in love with the guy who killed me?

I think you made the right move.  27 years is long enough.  You'd rather he 
be dead than stiff you with another woman.  Do you know how vain and 
conceited he is?  You toil your life away, and he doesn't even give you a 
thought.  Moreover, he murdered me, just to make a point.  You can't catch 
him, and he laughs about it.  He's got you under his thumb.

He twists around everything you say, to his favor, making him better off 
than had you said nothing.  He's invincible.

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He was the love of her life.  They came to my home town to bury me, but 
their plan backfired and he died, instead.  He died instead.  He died 
instead.  He's dead.  dead.  He's gone.

She was powerless over her inability to not love me.  That's all that saved 
me.  Her love saved me, and he died instead.  He died instead.  He's dead. 
dead.  He's gone.

Can she prove how he died?  He died by certain little-known scientific 
principles, the same principles she used to justify killing my friend.  She 
and her lover tried to use them to kill me, but he died instead.  He died 
instead.  He's dead. dead.  He's gone.

She's hooked on my ton test line and I've reeled her in.  Not to be my 
lover, but to stand trial.  (she can be convicted, even if she's earned her 
degree).

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UIU enjoyed the best of both worlds, but when both worlds found out about it 
they were outraged, and UIU suffered the worst of both worlds, and was 
defeated.

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