Resource for Nonviolence
The Outsource Center for Nonviolence works to end violence in society by
outsourcing violence to other mechanisms:
*We strive to honor soldiers who survive war by killing them nonviolently
and using them for gross anatomy laboratories to teach medical school
students anatomy. Their remains are pulverized into dog food. These dogs
are then given to the soldiers' families to comfort them.
*We strive for legislation to free convicted killers and mass murderers to
employ their skills to lessen the planet's population and lessen stress on
the world's limited resources. We do this nonviolently.
*We promote freedom of information on plans for how to build nuclear bombs.
Hopefully someday enough people will build them in their garages to blow up
the planet and leave a habitat for endangered species like the Spotted Owl.
*We teach and promote programs on how to kill people nonviolently, without
physical violence, but with psychological methods. Then if you ever kill
someone, how are they going to trace it back to you?
Classes at our Center start soon. Sign up and learn for yourself! Topics
include, Love and Violence: violence as an integral part of a loving
relationship. Peace and Violence: how violence can be provoked by
peacemaking tactics. Sex and Violence: how disembowling your lover during
sex can leave you with a warm feeling. Civilization and Violence: how
violence toughens up people to become leaders in the great civilization of
the future.
If you are interested, come join us! Your membership fee includes a pine
coffin made from trees watered by the blood of our conquests, all perfected
nonviolently!
date: Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:12:31 -0400
author: Jon G.
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