X-No-Archive: yes

It's so bad I felt it necessary to rotate 13 the text to protect the
young and the impressionable:

N cebhq bjare gbbx uvf fhccbfrqyl gnyxvat qbt gb n gurngevpny ntrag.
        "Fb yrg'f urne vg gnyx," fnvq gur jbeyq-jrnel ntrag.
        "Svqb!" fnvq gur qbt bjare. "Jung'f gur bccbfvgr bs fzbbgu?"
        "Jhss," fnvq Svqb.
        Gur ntrag jnf havzcerffrq. "Nal qbt pna fnl gung," ur fnvq
fpnguvatyl.
        "Nyy evtug," fnvq gur bjare. "Svqb! Jung pbiref n ubhfr gb xrrc
bhg gur enva?"
        "Jbbs," fnvq Svqb.
        Ntnva gur ntrag jnf havzcerffrq, fnlvat gung nal qbt pbhyq fnl
gung.
        "Nyy evtug," fnvq gur bjare. "Svqb! Jung'f gjb cyhf gjb?"
        "Pjvpxrl. Cenl gur tnzr," Svqb cebgrfgrq. "Lbh xabj jreel jryy V
pna'g qb njvguzngvp."

Well, I did say it was bad.

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