"Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
"Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."

On 5 Nov, 15:12, Goldenwight  wrote:
> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."

Or   "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"

 "No"

"Well lay down while I have one will ya?"

"Goldenwight"  wrote in message 
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> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."

I don't get it. Why would you have to be talked into having a fart?

On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:23:55 +0800, "Sam"  wrote:

>"Goldenwight"  wrote in message 
>news:0d26994d-efa6-4ae3-887e-3a8f92a94579@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
>> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."
>
>I don't get it. Why would you have to be talked into having a fart? 

Some women are sensitive to men farting in their company.  It's only
polite to ask first.  I always do.

HTH.

"Dean Dark"  wrote in message 
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> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:23:55 +0800, "Sam"  wrote:
>
>>"Goldenwight"  wrote in message
>>news:0d26994d-efa6-4ae3-887e-3a8f92a94579@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>>> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
>>> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."
>>
>>I don't get it. Why would you have to be talked into having a fart?
>
> Some women are sensitive to men farting in their company.  It's only
> polite to ask first.  I always do.
>
> HTH.

Ah A real Gent There's not many of you left

On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:33:34 -0500, Dean Dark 
wrote:

>On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:23:55 +0800, "Sam"  wrote:
>
>>"Goldenwight"  wrote in message 
>>news:0d26994d-efa6-4ae3-887e-3a8f92a94579@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>>> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
>>> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."
>>
>>I don't get it. Why would you have to be talked into having a fart? 
>
>Some women are sensitive to men farting in their company.  It's only
>polite to ask first.  I always do.
>
>HTH.

Ya a silver tongued rascal!!!
-- 

Martin

On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 22:43:43 -0000, "Trev"
<trevbowden@dsl.pipex.cominvalid> wrote:

>
>
>"Dean Dark"  wrote in message 
>news:jjk6f5dtm0fqpllbca1d170tjku4q6nh0k@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:23:55 +0800, "Sam"  wrote:
>>
>>>"Goldenwight"  wrote in message
>>>news:0d26994d-efa6-4ae3-887e-3a8f92a94579@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>>>> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
>>>> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."
>>>
>>>I don't get it. Why would you have to be talked into having a fart?
>>
>> Some women are sensitive to men farting in their company.  It's only
>> polite to ask first.  I always do.
>>
>> HTH.
>
>Ah A real Gent There's not many of you left 

Kind of like the old joke about the chap who farted at a posh party,
and when another man objected with, "How dare you fart before my
wife!" responded, "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

In article , Dean Dark
 writes
>On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 22:43:43 -0000, "Trev"
><trevbowden@dsl.pipex.cominvalid> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"Dean Dark"  wrote in message 
>>news:jjk6f5dtm0fqpllbca1d170tjku4q6nh0k@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:23:55 +0800, "Sam"  wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Goldenwight"  wrote in message
>>>>news:0d26994d-efa6-4ae3-887e-3a8f92a94579@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
>>>>> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."
>>>>
>>>>I don't get it. Why would you have to be talked into having a fart?
>>>
>>> Some women are sensitive to men farting in their company.  It's only
>>> polite to ask first.  I always do.
>>>
>>> HTH.
>>
>>Ah A real Gent There's not many of you left 
>
>Kind of like the old joke about the chap who farted at a posh party,
>and when another man objected with, "How dare you fart before my
>wife!" responded, "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

'I sat next to the duchess at tea.
        Her rumblings abdominal
                were something phenomenal;

                        -and everyone thought it was me!'

-- 
Chris Holford

On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 23:09:29 +0000, Chris Holford
 wrote:
>
>'I sat next to the duchess at tea.
>        Her rumblings abdominal
>                were something phenomenal;
>
>                        -and everyone thought it was me!'

You missed the second line of the limerick:

"Distressed as a person could be"

"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message news:g9l6f5h2kqn2okpi5ksda2i4kcunb3bejg@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:33:34 -0500, Dean Dark 
> wrote:
>>On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:23:55 +0800, "Sam"  wrote:
>>>"Goldenwight"  wrote in message
>>>news:0d26994d-efa6-4ae3-887e-3a8f92a94579@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>>>> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
>>>> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."
>>>I don't get it. Why would you have to be talked into having a fart?
>>
>>Some women are sensitive to men farting in their company.  It's only
>>polite to ask first.  I always do.
>>HTH.
> Ya a silver tongued rascal!!!
> Martin

Ancient joke on the subject.
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him.
He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before the bugger shits on you."

-- 
Dave Croft
Warrington

"Dean Dark"  wrote in message 
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> On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 22:43:43 -0000, "Trev"
> <trevbowden@dsl.pipex.cominvalid> wrote:
>>"Dean Dark"  wrote in message
>>news:jjk6f5dtm0fqpllbca1d170tjku4q6nh0k@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:23:55 +0800, "Sam"  wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Goldenwight"  wrote in message
>>>>news:0d26994d-efa6-4ae3-887e-3a8f92a94579@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
>>>>> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."
>>>>
>>>>I don't get it. Why would you have to be talked into having a fart?
>>>
>>> Some women are sensitive to men farting in their company.  It's only
>>> polite to ask first.  I always do.
>>>
>>> HTH.
>>
>>Ah A real Gent There's not many of you left
>
> Kind of like the old joke about the chap who farted at a posh party,
> and when another man objected with, "How dare you fart before my
> wife!" responded, "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

Or the guy standing next to a posh woman at the bus stop. A smell so pungent 
it made his eyes water wafted around them. As one does, he turned to her and 
asked: "Have you just farted?"

To which she angrily replied: "Of course I have! You don't think I *always* 
smell like this do you?"

"Dean Dark"  wrote in message 
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> On Thu, 5 Nov 2009 22:43:43 -0000, "Trev"
> <trevbowden@dsl.pipex.cominvalid> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"Dean Dark"  wrote in message
>>news:jjk6f5dtm0fqpllbca1d170tjku4q6nh0k@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:23:55 +0800, "Sam"  wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Goldenwight"  wrote in message
>>>>news:0d26994d-efa6-4ae3-887e-3a8f92a94579@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> "Fancy a f***, Sheila?"
>>>>> "Aww, Bruce,  ya talked me into it ya silver tongued rascal."
>>>>
>>>>I don't get it. Why would you have to be talked into having a fart?
>>>
>>> Some women are sensitive to men farting in their company.  It's only
>>> polite to ask first.  I always do.
>>>
>>> HTH.
>>
>>Ah A real Gent There's not many of you left
>
> Kind of like the old joke about the chap who farted at a posh party,
> and when another man objected with, "How dare you fart before my
> wife!" responded, "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

Not the Aussie at a Posh do When the Duchess farted and the Man next to her 
said Please excuse me . He though now that a real gent taking the blame for 
her so Next time she Farted He stood up saying. Have this one on me yer 
Duchess

Dave,

I was thinking of exactly the same joke!

Like they say, great minds think alike and morons seldom differ!