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date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:03:00 -0800,    group: uk.rec.humour        back       
10/31 Puns   
Jenni Saqua wrote:

> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote ...
> > On Tue, 10 Aug  "Sheila Dundee"  wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > On Mon, 9 Aug 2004 11:45:56 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these unused
> words floating
> > > > about:
> > > >
> > > >> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >>> On Sun, 08 Aug 2004 13:18:00 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard" found these
> unused words floating
> > > >>> about:
> > > >>>
> > > >>>> On Sun, 8 Aug 2004 15:30:20 +0930
> > > >>>> "Sheila Dundee"  wrote:
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >>>>>> On Sat, 7 Aug 2004 20:56:54 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these
> unused words floating
> > > >>>>>> about:
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>> On Fri, 6 Aug 2004 12:44:25 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these
> unused words
> > > >floating>>>>>>> about:
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 09:54:37 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found
> these unused words
> > > >>>>>>>>>> floating about:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 4 Aug 2004 14:29:59 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found
> these unused words
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> floating about:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Balarama wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee"  wrote ..
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 18:03:37 GMT, David Reihmer found
> these unused words
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floating about:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The noxious fumes bubbled and oozed from the surface
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of Muhammad Ali (also known as Gaseous Clay)
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He didn't planet, just happened when he mooned us.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You shouldn't joke about giant stars like him!
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can telescopes badly with criticism.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> didn't they make a movie about that-
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> raiders  of the Gaseous Clay
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sulphur so good!
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> ( btw I lava good movie)
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but you're still seeking Ol' Faithful.
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> I am not interested in old geysers!!
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> That is, not unless they come up with a sparkling
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> Yellowstone!
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>> Sigh ... that lets me out. Time to quit building my "Hot
> > > >>>>>>>>>> Springs">>>> ark.
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>> Spouting off again I see!  Steamy off group so we don't
> > > >inter>>>>>>>> -erupt the others
> > > >>>>>>>>> by blowing our tops!
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> What Vesuvius what you get. Lava me or leave me!
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> I particularly lava your seis-Mc ! ;-)
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>> That Krakatoa me all I need to know ... <G>!
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>  I just go with the flow!! <s>
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>> Just playing the fumarole?
> > > >>>>
> > > >>> Yeah ... she magma day!
> > > >>
> > > >> I will vent my anger unless you caldera!!
> > > >>
> > > > I tried, but Dera wasn't home. Guess I Vulcan it for now.
> > >
> > >  Don't be sill-y! That's a pipe dream!!
> > >
> > You two are too in-vent-ive for me.  I think I'd better go avalanche.
> >
> > Cybe R. Wizard -where's my coffee mag, Ma?
> > --
> Careful, she passed the boiling point quite a ways back...and I think she's
> licensed to carry a basalt weapon~!

Basalt: Sodium Clorine sheep.
date: Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:03:00 -0800   author:   Tim Bruening

Re: 10/31 Puns   
"Tim Bruening"  wrote in message 
news:4AECA604.CBC0C756@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Jenni Saqua wrote:
>
>> "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote ...
>> > On Tue, 10 Aug  "Sheila Dundee"  wrote:
>> >
>> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> > > > On Mon, 9 Aug 2004 11:45:56 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these 
>> > > > unused
>> words floating
>> > > > about:
>> > > >
>> > > >> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> > > >>> On Sun, 08 Aug 2004 13:18:00 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard" found these
>> unused words floating
>> > > >>> about:
>> > > >>>
>> > > >>>> On Sun, 8 Aug 2004 15:30:20 +0930
>> > > >>>> "Sheila Dundee"  wrote:
>> > > >>>>
>> > > >>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> > > >>>>>> On Sat, 7 Aug 2004 20:56:54 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found these
>> unused words floating
>> > > >>>>>> about:
>> > > >>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> > > >>>>>>>> On Fri, 6 Aug 2004 12:44:25 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found 
>> > > >>>>>>>> these
>> unused words
>> > > >floating>>>>>>> about:
>> > > >>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> > > >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 5 Aug 2004 09:54:37 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found
>> these unused words
>> > > >>>>>>>>>> floating about:
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 4 Aug 2004 14:29:59 +0930, "Sheila Dundee" found
>> these unused words
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> floating about:
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Michael Balarama wrote:
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee"  wrote ..
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 18:03:37 GMT, David Reihmer 
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> found
>> these unused words
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floating about:
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The noxious fumes bubbled and oozed from the 
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surface
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of Muhammad Ali (also known as Gaseous Clay)
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He didn't planet, just happened when he mooned us.
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You shouldn't joke about giant stars like him!
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can telescopes badly with criticism.
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> didn't they make a movie about that-
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> raiders  of the Gaseous Clay
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sulphur so good!
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>> ( btw I lava good movie)
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but you're still seeking Ol' Faithful.
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>> I am not interested in old geysers!!
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>> That is, not unless they come up with a sparkling
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>> Yellowstone!
>> > > >>>>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>>> Sigh ... that lets me out. Time to quit building my "Hot
>> > > >>>>>>>>>> Springs">>>> ark.
>> > > >>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>>> Spouting off again I see!  Steamy off group so we don't
>> > > >inter>>>>>>>> -erupt the others
>> > > >>>>>>>>> by blowing our tops!
>> > > >>>>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>>> What Vesuvius what you get. Lava me or leave me!
>> > > >>>>>>>
>> > > >>>>>>> I particularly lava your seis-Mc ! ;-)
>> > > >>>>>
>> > > >>>>>> That Krakatoa me all I need to know ... <G>!
>> > > >>>>>
>> > > >>>>>  I just go with the flow!! <s>
>> > > >>>>>
>> > > >>>> Just playing the fumarole?
>> > > >>>>
>> > > >>> Yeah ... she magma day!
>> > > >>
>> > > >> I will vent my anger unless you caldera!!
>> > > >>
>> > > > I tried, but Dera wasn't home. Guess I Vulcan it for now.
>> > >
>> > >  Don't be sill-y! That's a pipe dream!!
>> > >
>> > You two are too in-vent-ive for me.  I think I'd better go avalanche.
>> >
>> > Cybe R. Wizard -where's my coffee mag, Ma?
>> > --
>> Careful, she passed the boiling point quite a ways back...and I think 
>> she's
>> licensed to carry a basalt weapon~!
>
> Basalt: Sodium Clorine sheep.

Chloride! Chlorine is the element and chloride is the element combined in a 
Molly Cule without oxygen. Innit!

Ammonium Nitrate: Fertiliser used by teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts to make bombs 
while being paid extra for working overtime.

Oxalic Acid: Gives kidney stones to castrated male cows called Alexander.
date: Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:48:12 GMT   author:   nemo

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