Although most manufacturing is now done overseas, the schmatta business is 
still based in New York. So it wasn't surprising that Sam, mulling over the 
recent orders for misses' dresses, didn't notice the naked girl in the 
elevator when he entered. As the doors closed, he glanced at his 
fellow-passenger and saw her, young, in good shape and completely nude. She 
smiled at him and, at a loss for words, Sam said, "My wife has an outfit 
like that." And as the girl's smile widened, he managed to gulp, "Of course, 
hers needs pressing and some major alterations to make it fit like yours."

Leon