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date: Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:13:18 -0700,
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Great news!
Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
night
out
date: Sun, 13 Sep 2009 20:13:18 -0700
author: Who me
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Re: Great news!
Who me wrote:
> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
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> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
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> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
> night
> out
I Get a BOG OF From My Girl. Bring a friend and have a party
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:43:38 +0100
author: Trev trevbowdenatdsl.pipex.cominvalid
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Re: Great news!
"Who me" wrote in message
news:u5dra5hsbfrcu9d3plp0akiaj5ilnibjt9@4ax.com...
> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
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> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
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> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
> night
> out
HUH!! i'd get a discount.
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:27:18 +0100
author: Phian
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Re: Great news!
"Phian" wrote in message
news:tKWdnc9ZxrMQhzPXnZ2dnUVZ8ridnZ2d@bt.com...
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> "Who me" wrote in message
> news:u5dra5hsbfrcu9d3plp0akiaj5ilnibjt9@4ax.com...
>> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
>>
>> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
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>> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
>> night out
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> HUH!! i'd get a discount.
Or she may even end up paying you?
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:31:54 +0800
author: Sam
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Re: Great news!
On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:31:54 +0800, "Sam" wrote:
>"Phian" wrote in message
>news:tKWdnc9ZxrMQhzPXnZ2dnUVZ8ridnZ2d@bt.com...
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>> "Who me" wrote in message
>> news:u5dra5hsbfrcu9d3plp0akiaj5ilnibjt9@4ax.com...
>>> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
>>>
>>> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
>>>
>>> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
>>> night out
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>> HUH!! i'd get a discount.
>
>Or she may even end up paying you?
Give her an inch and she'll take a yard?
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Martin
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:26:09 +0200
author: Martin lid
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Re: Great news!
"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:31:54 +0800, "Sam" wrote:
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>>"Phian" wrote in message
>>news:tKWdnc9ZxrMQhzPXnZ2dnUVZ8ridnZ2d@bt.com...
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>>> "Who me" wrote in message
>>> news:u5dra5hsbfrcu9d3plp0akiaj5ilnibjt9@4ax.com...
>>>> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
>>>>
>>>> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
>>>>
>>>> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
>>>> night out
>>>
>>> HUH!! i'd get a discount.
>>
>>Or she may even end up paying you?
>
> Give her an inch and she'll take a yard?
Martin, I don't think the guy *has* an inch. Have a little more sensitivity.
Please.
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:07:33 +0800
author: Sam
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Re: Great news!
On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:07:33 +0800, "Sam" wrote:
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
>news:t1asa51vlc5er68opr9b86krcm7bd6a9np@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:31:54 +0800, "Sam" wrote:
>>
>>>"Phian" wrote in message
>>>news:tKWdnc9ZxrMQhzPXnZ2dnUVZ8ridnZ2d@bt.com...
>>>>
>>>> "Who me" wrote in message
>>>> news:u5dra5hsbfrcu9d3plp0akiaj5ilnibjt9@4ax.com...
>>>>> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
>>>>>
>>>>> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
>>>>>
>>>>> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
>>>>> night out
>>>>
>>>> HUH!! i'd get a discount.
>>>
>>>Or she may even end up paying you?
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>> Give her an inch and she'll take a yard?
>
>Martin, I don't think the guy *has* an inch. Have a little more sensitivity.
>Please.
Perhaps she will take it in seventy two easy installments?
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Martin
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:16:15 +0200
author: Martin lid
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Re: Great news!
"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:07:33 +0800, "Sam" wrote:
> >>>>"Phian" wrote in message
>>>>news:tKWdnc9ZxrMQhzPXnZ2dnUVZ8ridnZ2d@bt.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Who me" wrote in message
>>>>> news:u5dra5hsbfrcu9d3plp0akiaj5ilnibjt9@4ax.com...
>>>>>> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
>>>>>> night out
>>>>>
>>>>> HUH!! i'd get a discount.
>>>>
>>>>Or she may even end up paying you?
>>>
>>> Give her an inch and she'll take a yard?
>>
>>Martin, I don't think the guy *has* an inch. Have a little more
>>sensitivity.
>>Please.
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> Perhaps she will take it in seventy two easy installments?
Seventy two "Is it in yet?"s ??
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:19:29 +0800
author: Sam
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Re: Great news!
On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:19:29 +0800, "Sam" wrote:
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
>news:iucsa5ddsd8tmmevve1u8ba7phtnbh5fpl@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:07:33 +0800, "Sam" wrote:
>> >>>>"Phian" wrote in message
>>>>>news:tKWdnc9ZxrMQhzPXnZ2dnUVZ8ridnZ2d@bt.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Who me" wrote in message
>>>>>> news:u5dra5hsbfrcu9d3plp0akiaj5ilnibjt9@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
>>>>>>> night out
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HUH!! i'd get a discount.
>>>>>
>>>>>Or she may even end up paying you?
>>>>
>>>> Give her an inch and she'll take a yard?
>>>
>>>Martin, I don't think the guy *has* an inch. Have a little more
>>>sensitivity.
>>>Please.
>>
>> Perhaps she will take it in seventy two easy installments?
>
>Seventy two "Is it in yet?"s ??
and still not enough to make a deposit in the bank?
--
Martin
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:28:14 +0200
author: Martin lid
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Re: Great news!
"Who me" wrote in message
news:u5dra5hsbfrcu9d3plp0akiaj5ilnibjt9@4ax.com...
> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
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>
>
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> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
>
> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
> night
> out
Of course you mean a cheap night *in*.
Leon
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:39:06 -0400
author: Leon
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Re: Great news!
On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:43:38 +0100, "Trev"
<trevbowdenatdsl.pipex.cominvalid> wrote:
>Who me wrote:
>> Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
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>> I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
>>
>> Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap
>> night
>> out
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>I Get a BOG OF From My Girl. Bring a friend and have a party
Apologies; At that moment she did not appear to be engaged.
Elgin
date: Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:35:07 -0700
author: Who me
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