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date: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:47:20 -0700 (PDT),
group: uk.rec.humour
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A new pet
A man walks into a pet shop and says, "I'd like to buy a wasp,
please."
"Sorry sir, we don't sell wasps."
"You've got three in the window."
date: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:47:20 -0700 (PDT)
author: moghouse
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Re: A new pet
"moghouse" wrote in message
news:d9ce17c9-b341-4c00-a8cd-3f82589c0fa7@l62g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
>A man walks into a pet shop and says, "I'd like to buy a wasp,
> please."
>
> "Sorry sir, we don't sell wasps."
>
> "You've got three in the window."
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That was awful! Still cracked me up though.....
Dribbler
date: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:37:25 +0100
author: Dribbler
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Re: A new pet
"moghouse" wrote in message
news:d9ce17c9-b341-4c00-a8cd-3f82589c0fa7@l62g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
>A man walks into a pet shop and says, "I'd like to buy a wasp,
> please."
>
> "Sorry sir, we don't sell wasps."
>
> "You've got three in the window."
There;s some variations of that one...........
I heard 'A man walks into a bakers'...............
date: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:46:47 +0100
author: phylkat
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Re: A new pet
"phylkat" wrote in message
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> "moghouse" wrote in message
> news:d9ce17c9-b341-4c00-a8cd-3f82589c0fa7@l62g2000hse.googlegroups.com...
>>A man walks into a pet shop and says, "I'd like to buy a wasp,
>> please."
>>
>> "Sorry sir, we don't sell wasps."
>>
>> "You've got three in the window."
>
> There;s some variations of that one...........
>
> I heard 'A man walks into a bakers'...............
I heard the greengrocer version but I did pull that one on my pal Dave who
is a baker in Marple he ROFL
Derek
date: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:49:38 +0100
author: Derek
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