Quiz

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether 
you
are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the 
door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly 
complicated
way.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the 
elephant
and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions
of your previous actions.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....
except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there.

This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you 
still
have one more chance to show your true abilities.


There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not
have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests
whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.