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date: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:36:05 -0700,    group: uk.rec.humour        back       
British Puns   
nemo wrote:

> KIMEVANS  wrote in message
> news:tFQic.9716$qq6.2381@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >
> > "nemo"  wrote in message
> > news:wWJic.1257$N74.1204@doctor.cableinet.net...
> > >
> > > Methuselah Jones  wrote in message
> > > news:Xns94D5D1AD9B231methuselahaltgeekorg@216.196.97.132...
> > > > Aeschelus walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of trousers. The
> > > tailor
> > > > surveys the damage, then looks at Aeschelus and asks, "Euripides?"
> > "Yeah,"
> > > > says Aeschelus, "Eumenides?"
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > Methuselah
> > > > "There is practically no chance communications space satellites will
> be
> > > > used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television, or radio
> > service
> > > > inside the Unided States."
> > > >   -- T. Craven, FCC Commissioner, 1961
> > >
> > > "Communications satellites are totally impossible. It's an outrageous
> > idea"
> > > or words to that effect.
> > > -- Arthur C. Clark's many detractors after his article in Wireless World
> > > Magazine in 1931.
> > >
> > > Detractors? Most farmers keep detractors locked up in debarn!
> > >
> > > And . . .
> > >
> > > "Like all the other wives, I am refusing sex with my husband to stop him
> > > fighting in the Peloploppynnesian War," lies Sistrata.
> > >
> > >just like egyptians keep their boats in denial
> >
>
> They keep 'em where it branches out into tribute Tories like an enormous
> hand.
>
> Finger Niles!!!

Tribute Tories: Dues paid by British Conservatives.
date: Tue, 30 Sep 2008 05:36:05 -0700   author:   Tim Bruening

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