A girl starts going out with boys and her mother sits her down to see
if she needs any advice.

"Is there anything you need to know about boys?" asks mum. "I know
your not very experienced, so feel free to ask me anything you want. I
went out with lots of boys before I met your father, so I won't be
embarrassed."

The daughter says, "I'm too shy to ask."

"Don't be silly, we're both grown-ups, so ask me anything," says mum.

"Okay," says the daughter, "y'know when a boy is getting fresh with
you?"

"Yes," says mum.

The daughter blushes, "how do you get the cum out of your hair?"