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      Subject: FW: re-arrange







      This has got to be one of the cleverest
      E-mails I've received in a while..
      Someone out there
      is deadly at Scrabble.
      (Wait till you see the last one)!


      DORMITORY:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      DIRTY ROOM






      PRESBYTERIAN:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      BEST IN PRAYER







      ASTRONOMER:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      MOON STARER







      DESPERATION:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      A ROPE ENDS IT







      THE EYES: !
      When you rearrange the letters:
      THEY SEE







      GEORGE BUSH:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      HE BUGS GORE







      THE MORSE CODE :
      When you rearrange the letters:
      HERE COME DOTS







      SLOT MACHINES:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      CASH LOST IN ME







      ANIMOSITY:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      IS NO AMITY







      ELECTION RESULTS:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      LIES - LET'S RECOUNT







      SNOOZE ALARMS:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S







      A DECIMAL POINT:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      IM A DOT IN PLACE







      THE EARTHQUAKES:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      THAT QUEER SHAKE







      ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      TWELVE PLUS ONE









      AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

      MOTHER-IN-LAW:
      When you rearrange the letters:
      WOMAN HITLER

      Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
      too much time on their hands!

On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:17:21 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:

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>      Subject: FW: re-arrange
>
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>
>
>      This has got to be one of the cleverest
>      E-mails I've received in a while..
>      Someone out there
>      is deadly at Scrabble.
>      (Wait till you see the last one)!

Spiro Agnew

Grow a Penis.
-- 

Martin

"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
news:6nfkd4dvmsj193ec66opmtm1ssfb0h68n3@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:17:21 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:
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>>      This has got to be one of the cleverest
>>      E-mails I've received in a while..
>>      Someone out there
>>      is deadly at Scrabble.
>>      (Wait till you see the last one)!
>
> Spiro Agnew
>
> Grow a Penis.
> -- 
>
> Martin

  HA HA HA HA HA!   any more anyone?


>

On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:43:30 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:

>
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
>news:6nfkd4dvmsj193ec66opmtm1ssfb0h68n3@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:17:21 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:
>>
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>>>
>>>      Subject: FW: re-arrange
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>      This has got to be one of the cleverest
>>>      E-mails I've received in a while..
>>>      Someone out there
>>>      is deadly at Scrabble.
>>>      (Wait till you see the last one)!
>>
>> Spiro Agnew
>>
>> Grow a Penis.

>  HA HA HA HA HA!   any more anyone?

No such luck.
-- 

Martin

On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:43:30 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:

>
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
>news:6nfkd4dvmsj193ec66opmtm1ssfb0h68n3@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:17:21 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:
>>
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>>>
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>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>>      Subject: FW: re-arrange
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>      This has got to be one of the cleverest
>>>      E-mails I've received in a while..
>>>      Someone out there
>>>      is deadly at Scrabble.
>>>      (Wait till you see the last one)!
>>
>> Spiro Agnew
>>
>> Grow a Penis.
>> -- 
>>
>> Martin
>
>  HA HA HA HA HA!   any more anyone?

From the Spectator

"I just stumbled across a site called Anagram Genius, which turns famous names
into amusing anagrams. Here are a few of the political ones I found:

The New Prime Minister Gordon Brown = Men now noted - wrong British Premier!

David Cameron = Dave? Minor cad

David Miliband = I'm livid and bad

The Deputy Prime Minister John Leslie Prescott = Hits, injures. (Hot-tempered,
completely inept, sir)

Barack Hussein Obama = Bush, I can break Osama.

Tony Blair = Tory in Lab" 

and ...

http://www.anagramgenius.com/archive/david-cameron.html

and

"The Conservative Party Leader David Cameron" ->  Ever-evasive Eton dope
addict."
-- 

Martin

On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:43:30 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:

>
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
>news:6nfkd4dvmsj193ec66opmtm1ssfb0h68n3@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:17:21 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>>      Subject: FW: re-arrange
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>      This has got to be one of the cleverest
>>>      E-mails I've received in a while..
>>>      Someone out there
>>>      is deadly at Scrabble.
>>>      (Wait till you see the last one)!
>>
>> Spiro Agnew
>>
>> Grow a Penis.
>> -- 
>>
>> Martin
>
>  HA HA HA HA HA!   any more anyone?
>
>
>> 
>

"Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Hearty, amoral dildo-chewer." 

"David Blunkett MP, the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions" -> "Females
find his power seducts? Tarty vendetta or top-rank knob."

"Iain Duncan Smith, Conservative Party Leader" -> "I revive T.A. plan, and I
destroy NHS care. I'm a c**t!"

"Michael Howard, Conservative Party leader" -> "Tapeworm lavatory and cheesier
arch-devil." 
-- 

Martin

"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
news:08jkd4pfnqas7rtrvle41kp8lf0tp0p9r9@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:43:30 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:
>
>>
>>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:6nfkd4dvmsj193ec66opmtm1ssfb0h68n3@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:17:21 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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>>>>
>>>>      Subject: FW: re-arrange
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>      This has got to be one of the cleverest
>>>>      E-mails I've received in a while..
>>>>      Someone out there
>>>>      is deadly at Scrabble.
>>>>      (Wait till you see the last one)!
>>>
>>> Spiro Agnew
>>>
>>> Grow a Penis.
>>> -- 
>>>
>>> Martin
>>
>>  HA HA HA HA HA!   any more anyone?
>>
>>
>>>
>>
>
> "Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Hearty, amoral dildo-chewer."
>
> "David Blunkett MP, the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions" -> 
> "Females
> find his power seducts? Tarty vendetta or top-rank knob."
>
> "Iain Duncan Smith, Conservative Party Leader" -> "I revive T.A. plan, and 
> I
> destroy NHS care. I'm a c**t!"
>
> "Michael Howard, Conservative Party leader" -> "Tapeworm lavatory and 
> cheesier
> arch-devil."
> -- 
>
> Martin

  Ooooerrr!! you are having fun.   :o}
  pk
>

A couple of show-biz ones =  Britney Spears = Best PR in years.

Jennifer Aniston = Fine in torn jeans.    Sean Connery = On any screen.

Agatha Christie = Rich hag is at tea.
...........................................................................................................................pk



"phylkat"  wrote in message 
news:IGtCk.89695$4F4.50513@newsfe24.ams2...
>
> "Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
> news:08jkd4pfnqas7rtrvle41kp8lf0tp0p9r9@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:43:30 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
>>>news:6nfkd4dvmsj193ec66opmtm1ssfb0h68n3@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:17:21 +0100, "phylkat"  wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>>      Subject: FW: re-arrange
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>      This has got to be one of the cleverest
>>>>>      E-mails I've received in a while..
>>>>>      Someone out there
>>>>>      is deadly at Scrabble.
>>>>>      (Wait till you see the last one)!
>>>>
>>>> Spiro Agnew
>>>>
>>>> Grow a Penis.
>>>> -- 
>>>>
>>>> Martin
>>>
>>>  HA HA HA HA HA!   any more anyone?
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>> "Michael Howard, Tory Leader" -> "Hearty, amoral dildo-chewer."
>>
>> "David Blunkett MP, the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions" -> 
>> "Females
>> find his power seducts? Tarty vendetta or top-rank knob."
>>
>> "Iain Duncan Smith, Conservative Party Leader" -> "I revive T.A. plan, 
>> and I
>> destroy NHS care. I'm a c**t!"
>>
>> "Michael Howard, Conservative Party leader" -> "Tapeworm lavatory and 
>> cheesier
>> arch-devil."
>> -- 
>>
>> Martin
>
>  Ooooerrr!! you are having fun.   :o}
>  pk
>>
>
>

On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:40:10 +0100, "phylkat" 
wrote:

>A couple of show-biz ones =  Britney Spears = Best PR in years.
>
>Jennifer Aniston = Fine in torn jeans.    Sean Connery = On any screen.
>
>Agatha Christie = Rich hag is at tea.
>...........................................................................................................................pk

Britney Spears = Presbyterians



In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,
Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the
mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

-- 

TrevC

I liked:
VIRGINIA BOTTOMLEY = I'M AN EVIL TORY BIGOT

The writing is on the wall....... (under the plaster)


Mystic