The Hunchback of Notre Dame felt sick so he went to the DR. The Dr asked
him to undress so he could examine Quasimodo.
"Good Heavens;" said the Dr.
"Your Right leg is 1" shorter than your left; Your left foot is clubbed;
  Your right arm is withered and you have a hunched back: What happened?"
"Well, you have to remember that I'm only a Quasi-Modo."
"I see" said the DR.
"What makes you think you are sick?"
"A hunch."

Quasimodo decided to have a night on the town.

After a couple of bottles of the old vino, he felt like all men do and
decided to look for a bit of talent. Searched for about two hours but all
the girls laughed at him. He was heading home in disgust when he heard some
noise from an alleyway. He looked and there was this old tart, even drunker
than him, who had fallen to the ground and couldn't get up.

Quasi helped her to her feet and she threw her arms around him. He thought
it was best to accompany her home, when they got there he had to undress her
and put her to bed. Being the dirty old bugger he was, he decided to avail
of this golden opportunity and ended up in bed with her.

The next morning, she woke up, bleary eyed, looked round and saw Quasimodo
beside her in his full naked glory and immediately threw up over him.

This woke Quasi up, he looked at the mess all over him and said "What the
hell happened here?"

"I took one look at you and threw up" she replied.

"Thank God for that" he said in relief, "I thought for a minute that my hump
had burst!"

Quasimodos' favourite song?

'It started with a cyst'

<gets coat>

"Geordie the Forgery" <geordie48@(BLOODY_VIKINGS)ntlworld.com> wrote in 
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> Quasimodos' favourite song?
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> 'It started with a cyst'
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> <gets coat>

I'll help you to the door......... (giggle)
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> "Geordie the Forgery" <geordie48@(BLOODY_VIKINGS)ntlworld.com> wrote in 
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>> Quasimodos' favourite song?
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>> 'It started with a cyst'
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>> <gets coat>
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> I'll help you to the door......... (giggle)
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Is the zimmer up to it?

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> "phylkat"  wrote in message 
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>> "Geordie the Forgery" <geordie48@(BLOODY_VIKINGS)ntlworld.com> wrote in 
>> message news:AmcAk.55759$XE1.18172@newsfe11.ams2...
>>> Quasimodos' favourite song?
>>>
>>> 'It started with a cyst'
>>>
>>> <gets coat>
>>
>> I'll help you to the door......... (giggle)
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>>>
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> Is the zimmer up to it?

Yep, had new heels put on it. A N D for xmas my old man tells me he's gonna 
buy me a  'Little Gem' scooter, sooo beware I'll mow anything down that gets 
in me way....




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