Barry was hired to play trumpet on a film score and was thrilled when he
got to take two long solos. After the sessions, he couldn't wait to see the
finished product. He waited a month and then asked the producer when and
where it was going to play. The embarrassed producer explained that the
music was for a porno film and it was out now. Barry put on a hat and 
sunglasses,
pulled up his collar, and sneaked into the porno theatre. He sat far in the
back, near an elderly couple who were also hiding. The film was the
filthiest, most perverse flick he'd ever seen... halfway through a dog even
got in on the action. Embarrassed, Barry whispered to the old couple, "I'm
only here for the music." The woman looked back and whispered, "It's OK.
We're just here to see our dog!"