>A very badly behaved little boy refuses to get off of a very expensive
> rocking horse on display in a department store. His embarrassed mother
> eventually gives in and asks for some help from a shop assistant.
> "Don't worry" says the assistant "We employ a very qualified child
> psychologist at our store to deal with this kind of thing". She makes
> a quick call and within minutes he appears, goes over to the unruly
> brat and gently whispers in his ear. The child imediately dismounts
> the horse and once again joins his mother. The shop assistant looks
> admiringly at the psychologist and says "That was amazing, what did
> you say to him?". He leans to her and quietly says "Get off that horse
> now or I'll kick the fuck out of you, you little bastard!".