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> Subject: Pearly Gates
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> 40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and
> caravans.
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> St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got
> 40
> travellers here. Can I let them in?'
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> God says 'We are over the quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to
> choose
> between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the
> dozen in.'
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> Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
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> 'They've gone', he tells God.
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> 'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
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> 'No, the f***ing gates'.

Warning
This is a politically incorrect, racist joke.
And very funny.

Leon



"phylkat"  wrote in message 
news:GVPzk.22662$Jv3.19821@newsfe23.ams2...
> >
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>> Subject: Pearly Gates
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>>
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>> 40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and
>> caravans.
>>
>> St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got
>> 40
>> travellers here. Can I let them in?'
>>
>> God says 'We are over the quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to
>> choose
>> between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the
>> dozen in.'
>>
>> Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
>>
>> 'They've gone', he tells God.
>>
>> 'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
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>> 'No, the f***ing gates'.
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>

Mick the Traveller and his family had been settled just outside a town for
some months and he started to get hassle from the authorities about his
children not attending school. To get a bit of peace, he decided to send his
son Pat to the local Primary School.

The first day, Pat arrived home with a gold star on his lapel.

"Good Lord" said the Da, " a gold star on your first day, what did you get
it for?"

"Well, Da" said Pat, "The teacher gave the class a geography test and asked
us to name all the counties in Ireland. I was the only one who could get
them all so she gave me this gold star!"

"Fair play to you, son, fair play to you"

"Tell me, Da" said Pat, "How was I the only one to know all the counties?"

"Well, son, you see that's because you're a Traveller - we travel the length
and breadth of the country and a good sense of geography is in your very
blood"

The next  day, Pat arrived home with a second gold star.

"Good Lord" said the Da, " another gold star, what did you get it for this
time?"

"Well, Da" said Pat, "The teacher gave the class a mental arithmetic test
and asked us a whole lot of sums. I was the only one who could get them all
so she gave me this gold star!"

"Fair play to you, son, fair play to you"

"Tell me, Da" said Pat, "Why am I so good at sums?"

"Well, son, you see that's because you're a Traveller - we're always doing a
few deals here and there and the ability to deal with numbers comes natural
to us"

Third day, Pat arrived home with yeat another gold star.

"Good Lord" said the Da, " another gold star, what for this time?"

"Well, Da" said Pat, "The teacher dedided to do Health Education today; she
wanted to see how our penises were developing so she told us all to drop our
trousers. She took one look at me, gave me a big smile, a kiss on the cheek
and this gold star

"Fair play to you, son, fair play to you"

"Tell me, Da" said Pat, "Why  have I the biggest penis in the class - is it
because I'm a Traveller?"

"No, son, it's because you're 26 years of age"